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George Bush Daily Briefing
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Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the president exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands.

Finally, president looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"


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Re: George Bush Daily Briefing [Re: The14thWarrior]
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good one, im going to actually share that


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PEACE

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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."

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Re: George Bush Daily Briefing [Re: The14thWarrior]
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:smirk:


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: George Bush Daily Briefing [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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I voted for the guy, but hes still a dumbass.


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Re: George Bush Daily Briefing [Re: The14thWarrior]
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Warrior14 said:
I voted for the guy, but hes still a dumbass.


:puke:

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Re: George Bush Daily Briefing [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
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That was a good laugh!


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You will always be a nobody untill you make yourself a somebody.

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Re: George Bush Daily Briefing [Re: BEBZ]
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funny shtuff :thumbup:


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Re: George Bush Daily Briefing [Re: The14thWarrior]
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:lol:

:thumbup:

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Re: George Bush Daily Briefing [Re: Redstorm]
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great one


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first ritual use in europe ( spanish)

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Re: George Bush Daily Briefing [Re: The14thWarrior]
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Warrior14 said:
I voted for the guy, but hes still a dumbass.


why would you vote for him, then?


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Re: George Bush Daily Briefing [Re: Krishna]
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Maybe he believed Bush wasn't as big a dumbass as Kerry?

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Re: George Bush Daily Briefing [Re: Redstorm]
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But Kerry didn't get to fully demonstrate his dumbassedness, Bush already had a full 4 years to do that and he did it damn well.

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Re: George Bush Daily Briefing [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
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A bush voter...I smell a witch hunt!

That was a good laugh, thanks for sharing.


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Beyond the gray sky

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Re: George Bush Daily Briefing [Re: Redstorm]
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there were many other candidates in the election.

neither bush nor kerry appealed to me on any issue, both of them being corporate douchebags to a greater or lesser extent - so i voted for David Cobb (Green Party). :shrug: a two party system will never end if people all have reactive/slave morality...


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Re: George Bush Daily Briefing [Re: The14thWarrior]
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I'll bet one thing Bush isn't dumb about is math. When you love money as much as he does, you have to be able to know numbers to some extent.

I could be wrong, though.







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Mp3 of the month: Wild Things- Another Colored Ink Drawing (A.C.I.D.)


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Re: George Bush Daily Briefing [Re: Learyfan]
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i voted for bush in both elections
i think he's great!


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Stay Blue!

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Re: George Bush Daily Briefing [Re: JackTackle]
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What do you like about him?


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: George Bush Daily Briefing [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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I like the fact he said to conserve oil, then spent $500 on a helicopter ride to get dinner!


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Re: George Bush Daily Briefing [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
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I like how when he opens up his mouth, stupid comes out.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: George Bush Daily Briefing [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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I like how when he opens up his mouth, he chokes on a pretzel.


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"this lebowski he called himself 'the dude'. now, 'dude', that's a name no one would self-apply where i come from but there was a lot about the dude that didn't make sense to me...."--the Stranger

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