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Why do I Poop Green?
    #4732832 - 09/29/05 07:26 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

I've always wondered this.

Just a few minutes ago, I took a shit that seemed to glow in my toilet. Almost looked like a python wrapped around the inside.

Is it from the foods I eat? But, I've been pretty much eating the same things. And it goes from brown to green all the time. Or is it the bacteria inside my small intestine and colon, that causes it to change?

Life's little mysteries...


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Re: Why do I Poop Green? [Re: License_to_Chill]
    #4732841 - 09/29/05 07:27 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

i know that if you drink a shitload of koolaide you poop green


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Re: Why do I Poop Green? [Re: License_to_Chill]
    #4732843 - 09/29/05 07:28 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

wut kinda food u eating?


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Re: Why do I Poop Green? [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4732848 - 09/29/05 07:29 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

I generally stick to meats and fruits. Never much fast food. Usually I snack on fruit throughout the day til dinner where I make a steak or some kind of beef thats filling.


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Re: Why do I Poop Green? [Re: License_to_Chill]
    #4732849 - 09/29/05 07:29 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

I had a tinge of green today as well.


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Re: Why do I Poop Green? [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4732852 - 09/29/05 07:29 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

too much lucky charms and jello :rofl:


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Re: Why do I Poop Green? [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
    #4732853 - 09/29/05 07:29 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

lol. Mine was more than a tinge. It was a like a damned neon sign in my toilet.


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Re: Why do I Poop Green? [Re: License_to_Chill]
    #4732854 - 09/29/05 07:30 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

bile


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Re: Why do I Poop Green? [Re: goobler]
    #4732864 - 09/29/05 07:33 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

YAY, bile!

Damn, I should have taken a picture of this turd. Seriously...BRIGHT green. Never seen anything like it.


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Re: Why do I Poop Green? [Re: License_to_Chill]
    #4732867 - 09/29/05 07:34 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Dear Green Feces,
It's actually a very good question. There are many reasons why a person�s stool (feces) could be green, none of them serious. The mostly obvious cause would be from eating green food. Green, leafy vegetables contain chlorophyll, which can color the stool green. Foods that have certain kind of additives, such as artificial flavors or colors, may also have a greening effect. For younger children eating a green crayons or green paint will also do the trick. Iron supplements or even iron rich food can lend a green hue to stool.

A stool can also appear green for physical reasons and not just because of what you ate. The bile that is secreted in the first part of the small intestine is actually green. As a stool passes through the large intestine it is turned into a darker brown color. If a stool is still green by the time it is excreted, it could mean that it passed through the large intestine too fast to be changed in color. This mostly occurs in cases of diarrhea, which can be an indication of other problems or lead to dehydration.

If you continue to have a green stool or have blood in your stool, chronic diarrhea or your bowel habits change in any other way then you should consult with a doctor. These could be signals of a more serious problem.



Have you been eating green crayons again??


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Re: Why do I Poop Green? [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
    #4732875 - 09/29/05 07:36 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Well, that pretty much sums it up right there. :smile:

I remember one time my old dog ate a pack of my crayons.  Later on that day, I was walking in my front yard and noticed a strange colored lump. 

My dog had taken a shit, but it was speckled with bits of crayons.  Almost like sprinkles.


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Re: Why do I Poop Green? [Re: License_to_Chill]
    #4732884 - 09/29/05 07:38 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

My friends dog did the same thing, but it was bits of frisbee. Like a cup cake. A smelly smelly cupcake.


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Re: Why do I Poop Green? [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
    #4732889 - 09/29/05 07:39 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

That has to hurt. Passing those jagged bits of plastic through your colon.

Same thing happens to me when I eat peanuts. Feels as if I'm trying to shit out razor blades.


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Re: Why do I Poop Green? [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
    #4732891 - 09/29/05 07:40 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Hey Feces, why does my poop hurt when I poop? And it's not because it's too big... although I am too big... if you catch the vernacular


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Re: Why do I Poop Green? [Re: License_to_Chill]
    #4732892 - 09/29/05 07:41 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

one time my dog ate my other dogs shit cause it was rainbow colored:lol: it was kinda funny to watch but it pissed me off that my dog was eating shit


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Re: Why do I Poop Green? [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4732899 - 09/29/05 07:42 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Yea, back when I lived with my parents, we had 2 cats.  And my dogs would always go over the kittylitter box and start munching away.

I could it hear it crunching from the litter.  Like a nasty candy bar.  Then, they'd have the nerve to come up to me and try to lick me in the face.  :lol:


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Re: Why do I Poop Green? [Re: License_to_Chill]
    #4732920 - 09/29/05 07:47 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

:lol: That's so nasty.

Nig: stop eating so much, big man.


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Re: Why do I Poop Green? [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
    #4732977 - 09/29/05 08:02 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

when i eat a lot of vicodin my poo coems out red but i think its just blood...


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Re: Why do I Poop Green? [Re: DeathCompany]
    #4733061 - 09/29/05 08:25 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

this thread reminded me of my granpas dog.....tooth. he likes to the eat paper towells my grandpa leave layin around. then every morning with out fail, hes out in the yard taking a shit, whineing and whimpering as he drags his ass along the ground.....with a shitty string of papery mess hanging out of his ass. i want to record it and send it into those home video shows.....i doubt they would do anything with it, but its fucking funny.....


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Re: Why do I Poop Green? [Re: wrestler_az]
    #4733137 - 09/29/05 08:45 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

stop shitting.


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