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The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing.
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Shut up already. Have a little faith in the collisions of the realities of this universe, of people's paths crossing. Really. Don't you see what you're doing?

You're assuming that the girls you like are really the best girls around, but that for some reason, their one big flaw is that they like to go out with jerks. Everything about them is perfect, and you want them so bad, but for some reason they like jerks.

Give some consideration to the fact that there's probably a thousand better girls out there.

Doesn't it make you second-guess the girl for being with the jerk in the first place? I would definitely second-guess her judgment and the make-up of her personality.

I realize some girls really are cool and end up wrapped up in jerky relationships...but come ON already.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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I assume my post spawned this one.


I use that as my excuse. I am an ugly fuckface and couldn't get a

girl if my life depended on it.


Sorry.

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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: WeAreAllOne]
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WeAreAllOne said:
I use that as my excuse.  I am an ugly fuckface and couldn't get a

girl if my life depended on it.


#1 - Don't apologize. Yeah your post is what made me make this one. :smirk:

#2 - I look like a goblin with a fucking mop on my head, and my girlfriend is the type of gorgeous I never thought I could get.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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girls like you right?

I think he proved his point




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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: goobler]
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:frown: Was that so necessary?


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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/me wonders why you came up with this post!

who's the whiny bitch?


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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: WeAreAllOne]
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imo, most guys like shitty girls.
the depressing fact is most people are shitty and jerks. therefore, we will always hear how the opposite sex likes jerks from the opposite sex. it's inevitable.


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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: debianlinux]
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debianlinux said:
imo, most guys like shitty girls.
the depressing fact is most people are shitty and jerks. therefore, we will always hear how the opposite sex likes jerks from the opposite sex. it's inevitable.


:lol: I should just lock this thread and make that the reason.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: Simisu]
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damn you guys are fast!


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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: debianlinux]
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haha like a goblin with a mop on his head...thanks for a good laugh.


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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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I don't have a girlfriend.

But my very best friend is by far the prettiest and nicest girl

around here.  Never thought someone like her would give two shits

about me.

I am thankful for that.



P.S.  I use "chicks dig jerks" a lot because it was a song by Bill

Hicks's band at one time.  :grin:

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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: sublime40oz]
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:shrug: It's true. I have a huge jew nose in a face that reminds me at least of a goblin.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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yes because I love you

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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: Simisu]
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I'm the whiny bitch.

Now get off my fucking dick.

:bitch:

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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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OneMoreRobot3021 said:
:shrug: It's true. I have a huge jew nose in a face that reminds me at least of a goblin.


I have a big nose too.  I'm German.

When people say something about my nose, I tell them my genocide knows

no racial or religious boundaries, and most of them stop talking.

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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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The best girls don't like jerks, just a bunch of girls do.

The really awesome girls were smart enough to figure out that jerks suck at a relatively young age.

But keep in mind, to get those kinds of girls you've gotta be pretty awesome, so if you sit around all day complaining that the best girls want jerks, you're probably not awesome enough for them.


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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: Phluck]
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most guys are attracted to super model types that know they are hot so they are stuck up bitches. You think they are perfect according to their look. Here is some advise looks only last so long there guys. Yeah you have to be attracted to some one to even start anything... but don't think a girl is perfect for you just because of looks..... and if I am way off sorry, this is just something that I have observed about men.

I am not hot and my guy thinks I am perfect for him.... but he thinks I am gorgous too...hhehehe but he has too.

Your perfect girl is someone that is into a person like you. If she isn't into you she isn't the "best" girl for you


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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: WeAreAllOne]
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Come on guys my guy has a big nose and I love it. It gives you a differnt look. Girls get bored with the same old look. Now a girl with a big nose is not good! Not good at all

Now look at that nose


isn't it cute?


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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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I agree.  I've met many great girls who don't like jerks.  Unfortunately, they usually like someone else who's not a jerk.  No love for this non-jerk. :sad:


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Re: The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing. [Re: KristiMidocean]
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you've made my christmas list

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