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To all pot dealers:
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If you're using regular sandwich bags to put your weed in, don't lick the bag to seal it shut. That's fucking disgusting. I don't want your slimey saliva all over my hands when I reach in to get pot out.

How would you like it if you ordered a drink at a bar, and the bartender like, drank some and spat it back to make sure it tasted good?

Well that's how I feel when you lick the back shut, so just roll up the bag and hand it to me.

Thanks.


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"I have no valid complaint against hustlers. No rational bitch. But the act of selling is repulsive to me. I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes." -Hunter S Thompson
http://phluck.is-after.us

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Re: To all pot dealers: [Re: Phluck]
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:rotfl:

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Re: To all pot dealers: [Re: Phluck]
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Ew, I'm glad I don't see people doing that.


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Re: To all pot dealers: [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
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Wow. What a wuss.

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Re: To all pot dealers: [Re: FungusMan]
    #4704993 -

my old dealer did that and i hated it.

i jokingly told him i wasnt going to buy from him anymore because that was disgusting, we laughed.

then he lost business.


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Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect
GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.

~Casil



:cactus:

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Re: To all pot dealers: [Re: Todcasil]
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haha

Guess he didn't take you seriously!


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Re: To all pot dealers: [Re: Phluck]
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:yesnod:


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: To all pot dealers: [Re: FungusMan]
    #4705006 -

im skipping lunch....


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Re: To all pot dealers: [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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TEH ROBOT MUST BE TURNED OFF.


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Re: To all pot dealers: [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
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one more robot learns to poop


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Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect
GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.

~Casil



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Re: To all pot dealers: [Re: Phluck]
    #4705021 -

What are you Howard Hughes or someshit? I used to do that infront of custies all the time and never had any complaints also the guys and gals I would buy pot from always did the same thing and I never thought anything of it. It is gross though when you go to lick the bag back shut and its already been licked by your dealer.


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-QuantumMeltdown

Total abstinence is so excellent a thing that it cannot be carried to too great an extent. In my passion for it I even carry it so far as to totally abstain from total abstinence itself.
  -Mark Twain

"The time has come the walrus said, little oysters  hide their heads, my Twain of thought is loosely bound I guess its time to Mark this down, Be good and you will be lonesome
Be lonesome and you will be free
Live a lie and you will live to regret it
That's what livin' is to me
That's what livin' is to me"
Jimmy Buffett

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Re: To all pot dealers: [Re: QuantumMeltdown]
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Lick the bag back shut?

I don't keep those shitty bags, if I'm giving you money for pot you best be giving me a bag that *seals*.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: To all pot dealers: [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4705033 -

Well yeah I usually transfer it into a jar or something but there are those times when your out all day using the bag you got it in yah know what I mean.


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-QuantumMeltdown

Total abstinence is so excellent a thing that it cannot be carried to too great an extent. In my passion for it I even carry it so far as to totally abstain from total abstinence itself.
  -Mark Twain

"The time has come the walrus said, little oysters  hide their heads, my Twain of thought is loosely bound I guess its time to Mark this down, Be good and you will be lonesome
Be lonesome and you will be free
Live a lie and you will live to regret it
That's what livin' is to me
That's what livin' is to me"
Jimmy Buffett

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Re: To all pot dealers: [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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My buddy who deals usually lights the side of a small plastic bag with a lighter and squeezed it together and it sticks. ...Does that make sense?

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Re: To all pot dealers: [Re: novorua]
    #4705044 -

If its cellophane yes. That doesn't work with regular sandwich bags though. Also Robot alot of dealers use the shitty not sealing rollup sandwhich bags thats just a reality here.


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-QuantumMeltdown

Total abstinence is so excellent a thing that it cannot be carried to too great an extent. In my passion for it I even carry it so far as to totally abstain from total abstinence itself.
  -Mark Twain

"The time has come the walrus said, little oysters  hide their heads, my Twain of thought is loosely bound I guess its time to Mark this down, Be good and you will be lonesome
Be lonesome and you will be free
Live a lie and you will live to regret it
That's what livin' is to me
That's what livin' is to me"
Jimmy Buffett

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Re: To all pot dealers: [Re: novorua]
    #4705053 -

Thats just the ghetto way.Ziplocks suck, though. All static.

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Re: To all pot dealers: [Re: QuantumMeltdown]
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Quantum that does work with the regular sandwhich bags, but you burn your damn fingers way to much. I used to sell pot and licked the bag shut. I don't have any terrible diseases, people could deal with a little of my saliva. I had these cool little bags with pot leaves on them that were made for that purpose. Boy were those conveinent.


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Beyond the gray sky

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Re: To all pot dealers: [Re: QuantumMeltdown]
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I used to do that infront of custies all the time and never had any complaints

I know lots of people who have complained about this, but I've rarely seen anyone complain right to a drug dealer. I never have either... I doubt none of your customers cared.

Avoiding getting your saliva all over random objects you hand to people isn't paranoia, that's just basic hygiene.


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"I have no valid complaint against hustlers. No rational bitch. But the act of selling is repulsive to me. I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes." -Hunter S Thompson
http://phluck.is-after.us

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Re: To all pot dealers: [Re: Phluck]
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Whenever you get a licked bag, turn it in to the police. "I found this bag of drugs on the ground. I think there is some saliva from the dealer on it for you to test."


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"I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man."

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Re: To all pot dealers: [Re: daimyo]
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Who the hell cares? You're gonna burn it anyways, thus, sterilized. Lol. Cultivation humor.

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