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OfflinePhluck
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To all pot dealers:
    #4704902 - 09/24/05 01:56 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

If you're using regular sandwich bags to put your weed in, don't lick the bag to seal it shut. That's fucking disgusting. I don't want your slimey saliva all over my hands when I reach in to get pot out.

How would you like it if you ordered a drink at a bar, and the bartender like, drank some and spat it back to make sure it tasted good?

Well that's how I feel when you lick the back shut, so just roll up the bag and hand it to me.

Thanks.


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OfflineWeAreAllOne
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Re: To all pot dealers: [Re: Phluck]
    #4704912 - 09/24/05 01:57 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

:rotfl:


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Re: To all pot dealers: [Re: Phluck]
    #4704950 - 09/24/05 02:05 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Ew, I'm glad I don't see people doing that.


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Re: To all pot dealers: [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4704955 - 09/24/05 02:06 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Wow. What a wuss.


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Re: To all pot dealers: [Re: FungusMan]
    #4704993 - 09/24/05 02:12 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

my old dealer did that and i hated it.

i jokingly told him i wasnt going to buy from him anymore because that was disgusting, we laughed.

then he lost business.


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Re: To all pot dealers: [Re: Todcasil]
    #4705000 - 09/24/05 02:12 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

haha

Guess he didn't take you seriously!


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Re: To all pot dealers: [Re: Phluck]
    #4705002 - 09/24/05 02:13 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

:yesnod:


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Re: To all pot dealers: [Re: FungusMan]
    #4705006 - 09/24/05 02:13 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

im skipping lunch....


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Re: To all pot dealers: [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4705008 - 09/24/05 02:13 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

TEH ROBOT MUST BE TURNED OFF.


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Re: To all pot dealers: [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4705017 - 09/24/05 02:15 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

one more robot learns to poop


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Re: To all pot dealers: [Re: Phluck]
    #4705021 - 09/24/05 02:16 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

What are you Howard Hughes or someshit? I used to do that infront of custies all the time and never had any complaints also the guys and gals I would buy pot from always did the same thing and I never thought anything of it. It is gross though when you go to lick the bag back shut and its already been licked by your dealer.


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Total abstinence is so excellent a thing that it cannot be carried to too great an extent. In my passion for it I even carry it so far as to totally abstain from total abstinence itself.
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"The time has come the walrus said, little oysters  hide their heads, my Twain of thought is loosely bound I guess its time to Mark this down, Be good and you will be lonesome
Be lonesome and you will be free
Live a lie and you will live to regret it
That's what livin' is to me
That's what livin' is to me"
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Re: To all pot dealers: [Re: QuantumMeltdown]
    #4705025 - 09/24/05 02:16 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Lick the bag back shut?

I don't keep those shitty bags, if I'm giving you money for pot you best be giving me a bag that *seals*.


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-Erik Davis


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Re: To all pot dealers: [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4705033 - 09/24/05 02:18 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Well yeah I usually transfer it into a jar or something but there are those times when your out all day using the bag you got it in yah know what I mean.


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Total abstinence is so excellent a thing that it cannot be carried to too great an extent. In my passion for it I even carry it so far as to totally abstain from total abstinence itself.
  -Mark Twain

"The time has come the walrus said, little oysters  hide their heads, my Twain of thought is loosely bound I guess its time to Mark this down, Be good and you will be lonesome
Be lonesome and you will be free
Live a lie and you will live to regret it
That's what livin' is to me
That's what livin' is to me"
Jimmy Buffett


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Re: To all pot dealers: [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4705040 - 09/24/05 02:19 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

My buddy who deals usually lights the side of a small plastic bag with a lighter and squeezed it together and it sticks. ...Does that make sense?


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Re: To all pot dealers: [Re: novorua]
    #4705044 - 09/24/05 02:21 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

If its cellophane yes. That doesn't work with regular sandwich bags though. Also Robot alot of dealers use the shitty not sealing rollup sandwhich bags thats just a reality here.


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Total abstinence is so excellent a thing that it cannot be carried to too great an extent. In my passion for it I even carry it so far as to totally abstain from total abstinence itself.
  -Mark Twain

"The time has come the walrus said, little oysters  hide their heads, my Twain of thought is loosely bound I guess its time to Mark this down, Be good and you will be lonesome
Be lonesome and you will be free
Live a lie and you will live to regret it
That's what livin' is to me
That's what livin' is to me"
Jimmy Buffett


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Re: To all pot dealers: [Re: novorua]
    #4705053 - 09/24/05 02:22 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Thats just the ghetto way.Ziplocks suck, though. All static.


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Re: To all pot dealers: [Re: QuantumMeltdown]
    #4705067 - 09/24/05 02:24 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Quantum that does work with the regular sandwhich bags, but you burn your damn fingers way to much. I used to sell pot and licked the bag shut. I don't have any terrible diseases, people could deal with a little of my saliva. I had these cool little bags with pot leaves on them that were made for that purpose. Boy were those conveinent.


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OfflinePhluck
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Re: To all pot dealers: [Re: QuantumMeltdown]
    #4705079 - 09/24/05 02:26 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

I used to do that infront of custies all the time and never had any complaints

I know lots of people who have complained about this, but I've rarely seen anyone complain right to a drug dealer. I never have either... I doubt none of your customers cared.

Avoiding getting your saliva all over random objects you hand to people isn't paranoia, that's just basic hygiene.


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Re: To all pot dealers: [Re: Phluck]
    #4705087 - 09/24/05 02:27 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Whenever you get a licked bag, turn it in to the police. "I found this bag of drugs on the ground. I think there is some saliva from the dealer on it for you to test."


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Re: To all pot dealers: [Re: daimyo]
    #4705098 - 09/24/05 02:30 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Who the hell cares? You're gonna burn it anyways, thus, sterilized. Lol. Cultivation humor.


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