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What is your Party Trick?
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Everybody has one. Be it a card trick, magic trick, physical abnormalities, pranks or even a certain joke.
What is yours?

I very rarely ever do it now, but I can dislocate my right shoulder, so I can pull my arms from my back over my head to the front while still together. Both of my thumb knuckles are "double-jointed" and they can go from touching my palm to touching the top of my hand, about 300 degrees of movement.
My friends and I also have a good time by fucking with the drunkest person there. I can whistle exactly like a bird, as well as sound like a dog barking really far away (almost like throwing my voice but not really). It fun to sit back and watch them wonder where the fuck it is all coming from.

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Re: What is your Party Trick? [Re: SneezingPenis]
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damn, i thought this was in the pub...sorry.... QUICK! someone say something about God....

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Re: What is your Party Trick? [Re: SneezingPenis]
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Perhaps we are God's party trick? :grin:

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Re: What is your Party Trick? [Re: Veritas]
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ever heard of "the teabag"???
its a good one


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Re: What is your Party Trick? [Re: FL_accciD]
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hahaha

I like the old Jerry Garcia trick, reading an invisible newspaper and playing it cool.


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Re: What is your Party Trick? [Re: kake]
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Everytime i am drunk with this one guy.(friend of a friend) he always puts his dick threw his pants and goes "whats that" its fuckin gross but it can be funny asa hell. i just cant wait till he zips the fucker up one night


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Re: What is your Party Trick? [Re: LethalX5]
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Juggling!  Yea, its not the best, but everyone seems to like it when they're high or drunk.

I've got these four balls, that glow brightly with different colors.  I turn off the lights and start to juggle.  Looks pretty sweet from my point of view.  :juggle:


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"I sat on the bus next to God once,
he told me about the true meaning of life...
then he gave me a pretzel..."

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Re: What is your Party Trick? [Re: License_to_Chill]
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I can juggle decently, but i dont think ive ever done it at a party. Well maybe.

I dont think i have any neat tricks. Ughh i can roll a mean blunt in lightning speed.


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Re: What is your Party Trick? [Re: baraka]
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I play devils advocate in all conversation.


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Re: What is your Party Trick? [Re: UlcerPentacidis]
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I do Zippo tricks but also pull out some magic tricks from time to time, also if I am drunk enough I'll do pretty much anything, gets me into trouble at times


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Re: What is your Party Trick? [Re: WildCardsRevenge]
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i have some doozies. like the crystal ball trick from labrynth, a few prestidigitation tricks, and of course...

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Re: What is your Party Trick? [Re: SneezingPenis]
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My knuckles do this crazy shit. I used to say they were double jointed, but i don't think thats what it is.
I can pop the bone, or tendons out, and into place.
So i can balance a pencil, or cigarette on my knuckle, and make it fly a few feet into the air.


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Re: What is your Party Trick? [Re: Dreamer987]
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the jumping toothpick


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"..the thing is, people are getting hurt and the one thing the meteor shower didn't grace this town with was a superhero. So, in his absense, you're left with me. One girl, on a mission, determined to leave no rock - especially those from outerspace - unturned. My name is Chloe Sullivan, and I'm here to bring you the truth."

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Re: What is your Party Trick? [Re: SneezingPenis]
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My trick is making conversations grind to a screeching halt with one awkward comment/obvservation

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Re: What is your Party Trick? [Re: diabla]
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can you do it to?
I'v never met another.


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Re: What is your Party Trick? [Re: Boom]
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Booooom said:
My trick is making conversations grind to a screeching halt with one awkward comment/obvservation


I do believe we all have that trick up our sleeves.  :tongue:


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he told me about the true meaning of life...
then he gave me a pretzel..."

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Re: What is your Party Trick? [Re: SneezingPenis]
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I can convert Oxygen into Carbdon Dioxide using only my body. It's pretty incredible, I'll upload a video later.


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Re: What is your Party Trick? [Re: LethalX5]
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LethalX5 said:
Everytime i am drunk with this one guy.(friend of a friend) he always puts his dick threw his pants and goes "whats that" its fuckin gross but it can be funny asa hell. i just cant wait till he zips the fucker up one night


Haha, OK, so get this. My friend does that ALL THE TIME... one time we were @ Applebees and he pulls his nut out. He sits down and says "What the hell is that!" as if he sat in something. He gets up and points at his pants and says "Do you see what just got on me! I think I sat in some gum or something!" (cock/balls near fully exposed). A manager comes over and is starting to apologize for hte seats being dirty when he sees whats going on. He says "THATS DIGUSTING!" to which my friend replies "I know! I come in to a nice restaurant like this and the seats can't even be cleaned! It's filthy! It is disgusting!"

Then we got kicked out

Another time, same friend, we were all bored. I went to our local "whats going on " website and saw that the Tourettes Society was having a meeting that night, an open meeting. With Tourettes patients. Score.

So my crazy friend, a semi-sane friend and myself go. A gram of shrooms before to get our minds in the right place and we go in. We are all dressed in nice clothes. The gig is that my nutty friend (haha) will have Tourettes of the variety in which you scream out profanity. So we are sitting there with about 50 people, maybe 2 or three others have the weird yelling disorder. He is screaming, every 1-3 minutes or so "FUCK THE NIGGERS" or just "CUNTFUCK" or some random obscenity. He patterns his sayings off of what the other fucked-up people are doing so he is actually fitting in quite well. My friend and I are starting to get kinda fucked up and can't really stop laughing. Someone calls us on his behavior and says it's atypical of Tourettes. I figure that hte show is up so I say "ARE YOU CALLING US LIARS? IVE SPENT 22 YEARS TAKING CARE OF MY BROTHER AND YOU DOUBT THAT HE HAS TOURETTES!?" Then someone says "I think hes faking" and my friend jumps up and starts yelling "FUCK YOU! YOU ARE THE ONE THATS FAKING" to the person and their obviously debilitated companion. After this I'm just so doubled over in laughter that we run out of there and go smoke pot and drink beer and relive the incident. lolzrz!


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"Men trained in arms from their infancy, and animated by the love of liberty, will afford neither a cheap or easy conquest."
From the Declaration of the Continental Congress

"We can have peace and security only as long as we band together to preserve that most priceless possession, our inheritance of European blood."
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"We must secure the existance of our people and a future for White children."
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Re: What is your Party Trick? [Re: mantis]
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mantis said:
I can convert Oxygen into Carbdon Dioxide using only my body. It's pretty incredible, I'll upload a video later.


impossible.


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"Men trained in arms from their infancy, and animated by the love of liberty, will afford neither a cheap or easy conquest."
From the Declaration of the Continental Congress

"We can have peace and security only as long as we band together to preserve that most priceless possession, our inheritance of European blood."
Charles A. Lindbergh,"Aviation, Geography, and Race", Reader's Digest, Nov. 1939

"We must secure the existance of our people and a future for White children."
David Lane

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Re: What is your Party Trick? [Re: SneezingPenis]
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Well mine is kind of embarrassing, but it rhymes with Loatse.


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