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OfflinePierre
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confessional of a killer/cannibal
    #4678965 - 09/18/05 09:37 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

At one gathering a man was stricken with the urge to feast upon LIVING HUMAN FLESH. Tim... and the cooks/bouncers/butchers of the Alamo Drafthouse peeled him off the innocent Cannibal... Beat the shit out of him. Put him on a stretcher/platter and hauled him off to the meat locker. Then re-warned folks a second time. The crowd cheered... as is natural when you realize that we were going to be getting FRESH MEAT!

Fresh meat...
sounds good.
Let's continue


Folks, you have no idea of the size and strength of our Cannibal Nation. That?s right... the Cannibal Nation. Using this gathering, and demonstrated by the wonderful crowds at this event, we are looking to form a political action group for the preservation of the rights of cannibals around the world. Imagine if you were told Hamburgers and French Fries were illegal. To us.. being told that Human Meat Pies can?t be served... well... It injures us. It downright gets us pissed off, and you don?t ever want to meet a pissed off Cannibal Horde, I?ll tell you that bit of advice for free.

pissed off cannibals... that's a concept for you :smile:


We decided to approach Tim and Kerri. To our shock, we found that they too were cannibals. In fact, rumor has it that they moved to Austin to get away from some ugly typical anti-cannibal sentiment up in the American Northwest.Together we all spoke about our communal shame for being cannibals. I mean... after all... it is just meat. Hell, it?s really really good meat. Alongside seal, it?s just about the best meat one could consume, and we don?t get much seal here in Austin. (However, my friends in New Zealand are quite lucky) In these conversations, the prospect of ?coming out of the kitchen? so to say, was brought up.
I'm cleaning out the kitchen


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Re: confessional of a killer/cannibal [Re: Pierre]
    #4678977 - 09/18/05 09:39 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Nobody cares.


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Re: confessional of a killer/cannibal [Re: Pierre]
    #4678982 - 09/18/05 09:40 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: confessional of a killer/cannibal [Re: Pierre]
    #4678989 - 09/18/05 09:41 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Shut up with your stupid ass threads. You're not scary, you're not original, and you most certainly are not funny.


Oh yea, you're trying a little too hard to make yourself sound crazy.


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Re: confessional of a killer/cannibal [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4679044 - 09/18/05 09:52 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

True psychos never talk about their deeds.


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Re: confessional of a killer/cannibal [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #4701981 - 09/23/05 08:34 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

I'll take one scotch fine cut sir... Cannibals are animals just throw them an elbow or leg bone :smile:


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Re: confessional of a killer/cannibal [Re: Pierre]
    #4702005 - 09/23/05 08:40 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

"LIVING HUMAN FLESH"

This begs the question... when is flesh living and when is it not?
Hmmmmmmm.....


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Re: confessional of a killer/cannibal [Re: moog]
    #4702029 - 09/23/05 08:46 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

well even rotting flesh is alive with other organisms isn't it? so, flesh is always living.


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Re: confessional of a killer/cannibal [Re: Pierre]
    #4702683 - 09/24/05 12:07 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Eat Me!!!!!! :stfu:


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Re: confessional of a killer/cannibal [Re: mytymyc]
    #4702691 - 09/24/05 12:08 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

EAT ME!!!!!!! :crankey: :crankey: :crankey: :crankey: :rofl2:


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