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HELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag

Registered: 08/19/03
Posts: 84,390
Loc: Afghanistan

OMG WTF ROBOT IZ BACKZZZ

#4665444 - 09/15/05 01:56 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

WERE YOU SUCCESSFUL? Did you dominate the competition??

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Burke Dennings
baby merchant

Registered: 11/29/04
Posts: 81,641

Re: OMG WTF ROBOT IZ BACKZZZ

[Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4665452 - 09/15/05 01:57 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

He peed in all the corners of the office, marking it as his territory.

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HELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag

Registered: 08/19/03
Posts: 84,390
Loc: Afghanistan

Re: OMG WTF ROBOT IZ BACKZZZ

[Re: Burke Dennings]
#4665456 - 09/15/05 01:57 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

OneMoreRobot3021 said:

eh. They're doing round 2 next week, so I found out by tomorrow afternoon if I'm called back. They asked me questions I didn't know how to answer.

Like, "Tell us about you." Seriously..what the fuck.

haha

They do that.

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OneMoreRobot3021

Registered: 06/06/03
Posts: 61,037
Loc: the sky

Re: OMG WTF ROBOT IZ BACKZZZ

[Re: Burke Dennings]
#4665459 - 09/15/05 01:58 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

:lol:

It's true. They even created a new position for me: Pee King of the Office!

Well the interview went ok. I was nervous. They asked me questions that I didn't really know how to answer and I panicked and said things like "God, I'm at a loss for words." :shake:

:shake:

I don't expect to be called back for 2nd round.

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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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HELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag

Registered: 08/19/03
Posts: 84,390
Loc: Afghanistan

Re: OMG WTF ROBOT IZ BACKZZZ

[Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4665460 - 09/15/05 01:58 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

If you're going to interview for a job you've gotta be prepared for that shit, BRO.

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HELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag

Registered: 08/19/03
Posts: 84,390
Loc: Afghanistan

Re: OMG WTF ROBOT IZ BACKZZZ

[Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#4665462 - 09/15/05 01:58 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

You fucked up, sorry. :sad:

:sad:

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Burke Dennings
baby merchant

Registered: 11/29/04
Posts: 81,641

Re: OMG WTF ROBOT IZ BACKZZZ

[Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#4665478 - 09/15/05 02:02 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

Play the race card. No one wants to seem anti-semitic.

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HELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag

Registered: 08/19/03
Posts: 84,390
Loc: Afghanistan

Re: OMG WTF ROBOT IZ BACKZZZ

[Re: Burke Dennings]
#4665481 - 09/15/05 02:03 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

YOU FUCKING ANTI-SEMITE

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OneMoreRobot3021

Registered: 06/06/03
Posts: 61,037
Loc: the sky

Re: OMG WTF ROBOT IZ BACKZZZ

[Re: Burke Dennings]
#4665483 - 09/15/05 02:03 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

Yeah, when they don't invite me back for the second round I'll be like "What? What? I'm sorry, did you just say 'I'm Hitler'?"

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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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FooMan

Registered: 02/02/05
Posts: 8,957
Loc: Earth

Re: OMG WTF ROBOT IZ BACKZZZ

[Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#4665489 - 09/15/05 02:04 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

OneMoreRobot3021 said:

Yeah, when they don't invite me back for the second round I'll be like "What? What? I'm sorry, did you just say 'I'm Hitler'?"

Then beat the hell out of yourself Fight Club style!

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Burke Dennings
baby merchant

Registered: 11/29/04
Posts: 81,641

Re: OMG WTF ROBOT IZ BACKZZZ

[Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4665492 - 09/15/05 02:05 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

HELLA_TIGHT said:

YOU FUCKING ANTI-SEMITE

:banbanban:

No flaming in the pub, please.

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Burke Dennings
baby merchant

Registered: 11/29/04
Posts: 81,641

Re: OMG WTF ROBOT IZ BACKZZZ

[Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#4665494 - 09/15/05 02:06 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

:rofl:

That's a good idea, OMR. You should've dressed like a Hassid, though.

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SkorpivoMusterion
Livin in theTwilight Zone...

Registered: 01/30/03
Posts: 9,954
Loc: You can't spell fungus wi...

Re: OMG WTF ROBOT IZ BACKZZZ

[Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#4665621 - 09/15/05 02:35 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

Like, "Tell us about you." Seriously..what the fuck.

Your Skills.

Your Attitude.

Your Willingness to Learn.

Your Interviewer's Needs.

Your magickal Afro of Wisdom.

Since this is often the opening question in an interview, be extracareful that you don't run off at the mouth. Keep your answer to a minute or two at most. Cover four topics: early years, education, work history, and recent career experience. Emphasize this last subject. Remember that this is likely to be a warm-up question. Don't waste your best points on it. And if all else fails, introduce them to the almighty Borfase, and captivate their hearts.

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Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death, and sweet as love.

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goobler
Reanimated

Registered: 02/24/03
Posts: 48,909

Re: OMG WTF ROBOT IZ BACKZZZ

[Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
#4665642 - 09/15/05 02:40 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

I always ask

'Like Guinness?'

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SkorpivoMusterion
Livin in theTwilight Zone...

Registered: 01/30/03
Posts: 9,954
Loc: You can't spell fungus wi...

Re: OMG WTF ROBOT IZ BACKZZZ

[Re: goobler]
#4665678 - 09/15/05 02:50 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

"Uh, I'm a man of Pabst Blue Ribbon myself.. -=slaps beerbelly=-"

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