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OMG WTF ROBOT IZ BACKZZZ
    #4665444 - 09/15/05 03:56 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

WERE YOU SUCCESSFUL? Did you dominate the competition??


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Re: OMG WTF ROBOT IZ BACKZZZ [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4665452 - 09/15/05 03:57 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

He peed in all the corners of the office, marking it as his territory.


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Re: OMG WTF ROBOT IZ BACKZZZ [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #4665456 - 09/15/05 03:57 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

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OneMoreRobot3021 said:
eh. They're doing round 2 next week, so I found out by tomorrow afternoon if I'm called back. :undecided:  They asked me questions I didn't know how to answer.

Like, "Tell us about you."  Seriously..what the fuck.




haha

They do that.


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Re: OMG WTF ROBOT IZ BACKZZZ [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #4665459 - 09/15/05 03:58 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

:lol:  It's true. They even created a new position for me: Pee King of the Office!


Well the interview went ok. I was nervous. They asked me questions that I didn't really know how to answer and I panicked and said things like "God, I'm at a loss for words." :shake: I don't expect to be called back for 2nd round.


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Re: OMG WTF ROBOT IZ BACKZZZ [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4665460 - 09/15/05 03:58 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

If you're going to interview for a job you've gotta be prepared for that shit, BRO.


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Re: OMG WTF ROBOT IZ BACKZZZ [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4665462 - 09/15/05 03:58 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

You fucked up, sorry. :sad:


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Re: OMG WTF ROBOT IZ BACKZZZ [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4665478 - 09/15/05 04:02 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Play the race card. No one wants to seem anti-semitic.


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Re: OMG WTF ROBOT IZ BACKZZZ [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #4665481 - 09/15/05 04:03 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

YOU FUCKING ANTI-SEMITE


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Re: OMG WTF ROBOT IZ BACKZZZ [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #4665483 - 09/15/05 04:03 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah, when they don't invite me back for the second round I'll be like "What? What? I'm sorry, did you just say 'I'm Hitler'?"


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Re: OMG WTF ROBOT IZ BACKZZZ [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4665489 - 09/15/05 04:04 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

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OneMoreRobot3021 said:
Yeah, when they don't invite me back for the second round I'll be like "What? What? I'm sorry, did you just say 'I'm Hitler'?"




Then beat the hell out of yourself Fight Club style!


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Re: OMG WTF ROBOT IZ BACKZZZ [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4665492 - 09/15/05 04:05 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

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HELLA_TIGHT said:
YOU FUCKING ANTI-SEMITE




:banbanban:

No flaming in the pub, please.


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Re: OMG WTF ROBOT IZ BACKZZZ [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4665494 - 09/15/05 04:06 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

:rofl:

That's a good idea, OMR.  You should've dressed like a Hassid, though.


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Re: OMG WTF ROBOT IZ BACKZZZ [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4665621 - 09/15/05 04:35 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Like, "Tell us about you." Seriously..what the fuck.

Your Skills.

Your Attitude.

Your Willingness to Learn.

Your Interviewer's Needs.

Your magickal Afro of Wisdom.

Since this is often the opening question in an interview, be extracareful that you don't run off at the mouth. Keep your answer to a minute or two at most. Cover four topics: early years, education, work history, and recent career experience. Emphasize this last subject. Remember that this is likely to be a warm-up question. Don't waste your best points on it. And if all else fails, introduce them to the almighty Borfase, and captivate their hearts.



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Re: OMG WTF ROBOT IZ BACKZZZ [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #4665642 - 09/15/05 04:40 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I always ask

'Like Guinness?'


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Re: OMG WTF ROBOT IZ BACKZZZ [Re: goobler]
    #4665678 - 09/15/05 04:50 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

"Uh, I'm a man of Pabst Blue Ribbon myself.. -=slaps beerbelly=-"



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