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...that you ate your socks for breakfast.


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"A Bad Day for Pants"

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Re: PRETEND... [Re: IgnatiusJReilly]
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um, my pillow maybe, not nasty socks

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Re: PRETEND... [Re: Nashbar]
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ok


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Re: PRETEND... [Re: IgnatiusJReilly]
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They were better than another day of Beerios.


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Kumbayah my lord, Kumbayah...

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Re: PRETEND... [Re: king_cobra]
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I rarely ever take my shoes off.  I feel naked without them.

Eating my socks would be disgusting as hell.


king_cobra, that is an awesome animation thing in your signature.

:thumbup:

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Re: PRETEND... [Re: IgnatiusJReilly]
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Why would I imagine eating my socks? And why does it have to be for breakfast?

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Re: PRETEND... [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
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Don't be uncultured, Loafy. Pretend.

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Re: PRETEND... [Re: IgnatiusJReilly]
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you know whats funny....i did eat my socks for breakfast this morning. its weird cuz ive been wearing the same pair of socks for about 3 weeks. you know, the ones that are so dirty they get hard and crusty at the bottoms. i figured what the hell, might be good right? ill never know if i dont give it a shot.

so i got out the skillit, put down some vegatable oil at mediem high heat and gave them a gentle fry. sprinckled a little bit of salt and pepper on the top. kept it simple.

they were kinda hard to chew, and the tast was only about as twice as bad as they smelled. and once i got the smoke alarm to stop yelling at me i actually almost had enough time to finish my meal. well, that is untill the giant sea panda came looking for his butter knife. i set my meal aside to help a creature in need of some slightly buttered toast. there are still a couple bites of the socks left. but ya know, that sea panda makes some killer toast.


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  Edited by yageman (04/20/06 4:20 PM) 

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Re: PRETEND... [Re: wrestler_az]
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You didn't finish your socks! But the starving children?

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I also ate my socks this morning. I've been having stomach problems??an ulcer due to the stress of leaving New Orleans for the first time in my life and living with a radical feminist intellectual named Myrna Minkoff. I assumed the fiber would stop the bleeding, ease the inflammation, and perhaps reopen my valve. However, I don't look forward to my next bowel movement.


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Re: PRETEND... [Re: IgnatiusJReilly]
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if you could provide me with an address i could send my unfinished socks to so that thay can be properly distributed to a starving child i would be more than happy to send them my last couple of bites. i dont see how sending this food through the mail could be a problem.....think it could spoil? i highly doubt it. from the looks of the dish, i would suspect that it has quite the shelf life.


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  Edited by yageman (04/20/06 4:20 PM) 

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Re: PRETEND... [Re: Burke Dennings]
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electrode said:
Don't be uncultured, Loafy. Pretend.


Now that you mentioned, I do believe I ate my socks for breakfast this morning. yea, yea I did! I remember!

I bought a new pack of socks the other day but, never opened them until this morning. I said to myself "what am I going to do with my old socks now?"

Ta Daaa! An idea! I'll eat them.

So I continued to walk to my kitchen. I grabbed some milk, put the socks in a bowl and swallowed them whole. One by one. It was rough, and I choked a dozen times but, hey, it was well worth it.

Then hogzilla ran into my back knocking me out. I asked him why he was so angry at me. he said "you ate my socks!" I say back to the hog "nah, man. Those are my old socks"

He looked at me....we stared for a minute....and busted out laughing, having a jolly good ol time. Sharing the rest of my socks with my new friend the wild hog. Hogzilla

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Re: PRETEND... [Re: wrestler_az]
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I'd imagine it remains relatively intact as it passes through the intestines, too!

As for the remaining sock bites??don't send them. I feel bad medicine right now. I haven't ruled out all possibilities, but the dirty socks I ate for breakfast are high up there on the list of possible suspects.


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Re: PRETEND... [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
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Holy jebus you made me spill my beer! Something about the hog running into the back... chuckle chuckle snort snort.


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Re: PRETEND... [Re: IgnatiusJReilly]
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UPDATE: I believe the fungus on my dirty socks has begun to affect my psche and general well-being STOP I don't expect to live to see the morning STOP Tell my family they should never eat their socks STOP


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Re: PRETEND... [Re: IgnatiusJReilly]
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inudece vomiting. the same thing happened to me. a good hard core vomit, follwed by a well placed ice pack will cure you of the sock. and you will become a better man it the process.


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  Edited by yageman (04/20/06 4:20 PM) 

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Re: PRETEND... [Re: wrestler_az]
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"a well placed ice pack"

hmmm... I'm beginning to feel better already, nevermind! I need not imagine what vile things you intend to do to me with said ice-pack!

On another note: Don't eat your socks. Don't pretend to eat your socks. If you do, exercise caution. You might be surprised.


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Re: PRETEND... [Re: IgnatiusJReilly]
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well said. not a bad public service anouncement if i do say so myself. :grin:


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  Edited by yageman (04/20/06 4:20 PM) 

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Re: PRETEND... [Re: IgnatiusJReilly]
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Should you eat them in a box?
Should you eat them with a fox?

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Re: PRETEND... [Re: Noetical]
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Sox should not be in a box!
You shouldn't eat them with a fox!


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Re: PRETEND... [Re: IgnatiusJReilly]
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Well I'm about to smoke some salvia extract for more or less the first time. Wish me luck...


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