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Beer comes in 8-packs, now?
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Well I had my friend pick up some brews for me on his way over...but they didn't have any 6-packs in cans of the brand I wanted (Keiths)!!

Apparently they only had "8-packs" for Keiths.

WTF? Like I need any encouragement to drink more beer... :smirk:


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Re: Beer comes in 8-packs, now? [Re: trendal]
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Well its now been proven you can live on a strictly alcohol diet. No food required. Maybe thats why? :wink:


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-QuantumMeltdown

Total abstinence is so excellent a thing that it cannot be carried to too great an extent. In my passion for it I even carry it so far as to totally abstain from total abstinence itself.
  -Mark Twain

"The time has come the walrus said, little oysters  hide their heads, my Twain of thought is loosely bound I guess its time to Mark this down, Be good and you will be lonesome
Be lonesome and you will be free
Live a lie and you will live to regret it
That's what livin' is to me
That's what livin' is to me"
Jimmy Buffett

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Re: Beer comes in 8-packs, now? [Re: QuantumMeltdown]
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Yeah how long can you live on that diet? A week?


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Re: Beer comes in 8-packs, now? [Re: Shroomism]
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long enough


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-QuantumMeltdown

Total abstinence is so excellent a thing that it cannot be carried to too great an extent. In my passion for it I even carry it so far as to totally abstain from total abstinence itself.
  -Mark Twain

"The time has come the walrus said, little oysters  hide their heads, my Twain of thought is loosely bound I guess its time to Mark this down, Be good and you will be lonesome
Be lonesome and you will be free
Live a lie and you will live to regret it
That's what livin' is to me
That's what livin' is to me"
Jimmy Buffett

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Re: Beer comes in 8-packs, now? [Re: Shroomism]
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My friend went a week. After a week was up he just started eating regularly again. I guess he felt perfectly healthy, though quite drunk pretty much constantly.

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Re: Beer comes in 8-packs, now? [Re: it stars saddam]
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Good, I've always wanted beer to come in 8 or 10 packs.

Now if they'd only make cigarettes in 10 packs instead of 20!


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Re: Beer comes in 8-packs, now? [Re: QuantumMeltdown]
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there's a sandwhich in every beer.


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Re: Beer comes in 8-packs, now? [Re: it stars saddam]
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itstarssaddam said:
My friend went a week.  After a week was up he just started eating regularly again.  I guess he felt perfectly healthy, though quite drunk pretty much constantly.



Ya.... I bet he was really healthy  :cuckoo:


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Re: Beer comes in 8-packs, now? [Re: joe666]
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joe666 said:
there's a 3 course meal in every beer. (and a desert + after dinner cigarette)




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Re: Beer comes in 8-packs, now? [Re: PS_Cubes]
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Jim Morrison went for much longer periods than that.

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Re: Beer comes in 8-packs, now? [Re: it stars saddam]
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jim morrison was special


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Re: Beer comes in 8-packs, now? [Re: it stars saddam]
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Jim got his protien from herion and other drugs though so thats how he went so long.


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-QuantumMeltdown

Total abstinence is so excellent a thing that it cannot be carried to too great an extent. In my passion for it I even carry it so far as to totally abstain from total abstinence itself.
  -Mark Twain

"The time has come the walrus said, little oysters  hide their heads, my Twain of thought is loosely bound I guess its time to Mark this down, Be good and you will be lonesome
Be lonesome and you will be free
Live a lie and you will live to regret it
That's what livin' is to me
That's what livin' is to me"
Jimmy Buffett

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Re: Beer comes in 8-packs, now? [Re: QuantumMeltdown]
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:lol:

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Re: Beer comes in 8-packs, now? [Re: eggaloo]
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I can sum up the Doors movie for you in two seconds:
I'm drunk, I'm nobody, I'm drunk, I'm famous, I'm drunk, I'm dead

-denis leary


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Re: Beer comes in 8-packs, now? [Re: TheDude]
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Yeah pretty much a good description.


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-QuantumMeltdown

Total abstinence is so excellent a thing that it cannot be carried to too great an extent. In my passion for it I even carry it so far as to totally abstain from total abstinence itself.
  -Mark Twain

"The time has come the walrus said, little oysters  hide their heads, my Twain of thought is loosely bound I guess its time to Mark this down, Be good and you will be lonesome
Be lonesome and you will be free
Live a lie and you will live to regret it
That's what livin' is to me
That's what livin' is to me"
Jimmy Buffett

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Re: Beer comes in 8-packs, now? [Re: TheDude]
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I can sum up the Doors movie in one word: inaccurate.

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Re: Beer comes in 8-packs, now? [Re: it stars saddam]
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I thought Oliver Stones movies where supposed to be acurate? ;o) Just like JFK lolz.


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-QuantumMeltdown

Total abstinence is so excellent a thing that it cannot be carried to too great an extent. In my passion for it I even carry it so far as to totally abstain from total abstinence itself.
  -Mark Twain

"The time has come the walrus said, little oysters  hide their heads, my Twain of thought is loosely bound I guess its time to Mark this down, Be good and you will be lonesome
Be lonesome and you will be free
Live a lie and you will live to regret it
That's what livin' is to me
That's what livin' is to me"
Jimmy Buffett

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Re: Beer comes in 8-packs, now? [Re: it stars saddam]
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itstarssaddam said:
I can sum up the Doors movie in one word: inaccurate.



Amen

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Re: Beer comes in 8-packs, now? [Re: buckwheat]
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yeah, those keith's in 8 packs is some fucked up shit trendal.

They also had a special on moosehead that the guy in front wanted a 12 pack, but he got 4 dollars off the 24 so he went and got that. That's the gov'ts plan! To get us all drunk and... well, I guess take advantage of us :P


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Re: Beer comes in 8-packs, now? [Re: trendal]
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Apparently they only had "8-packs" for Keiths.

And this is a problem?? :smirk:


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2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child.
3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer.

4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.

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