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Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

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So I was just in an accident
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Yeah I was driving down a road and a guy pulls out right in front of me, entirely oblivious to my horn blasting at him so I slammed into the rear of his car.

Luckily no one was hurt...the cops came (had some hash in my pocket....could have ended badly, lol). The guy was entirely in the wrong and is having his car impounded (not entirely sure why?). My bumper is totally destroyed, but I kinda feel bad for the guy.

Whatever though...I was lucky...didn't even have my registration info. in my car.

But the best part was when I called my mother to let her know...in a typical Jewish mother fashion was shocked, then appauled, then seemed offended that I wasn't upset...I don't think I'll ever understand that woman.

:sun:


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"What is in us that turns a deaf ear to the cries of human suffering?"

"Belief is a beautiful armor
But makes for the heaviest sword"
- John Mayer

Making the noise "penicillin" is no substitute for actually taking penicillin.

"This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or their revolutionary right to dismember or overthrow it." -Abraham Lincoln

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Re: So I was just in an accident [Re: dblaney]
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Glad you weren't hurt, man.

I didn't know there were car wrecks in Heaven. :wink:


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Re: So I was just in an accident [Re: blissedout]
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did the other guy have insurance? If he didnt i know at least in PA they can tow your car for not having it.


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To get really high is to forget yourself. And to forget yourself is to see everything else. And to see everything else is to become an understanding molecule in evolution, a conscious tool of the universe. And I think every human being should be a conscious tool of the universe. . . .

-JG

i really am glad you came back to us instead of taking the other path. *hug*

-A_S (RIP your final words to me will never be forgotten)



Don't fuck with the laughing jesus.

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Re: So I was just in an accident [Re: blissedout]
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blissedout said:
Glad you weren't hurt, man.


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Re: So I was just in an accident [Re: dblaney]
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That definitely could have ended up much worse. I'm happy you are safe. :smile: :sun:


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m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.

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Re: So I was just in an accident [Re: dblaney]
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dont feel sorry for him.

Bad drivers SUCK!!

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Re: So I was just in an accident [Re: blissedout]
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blissedout said:
I didn't know there were car wrecks in Heaven. :wink:


Hehe yeah, it's more common than you'd think. in fact every time you hear "thunder" it's actually cars crashing...horrible traffic jams up here


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"What is in us that turns a deaf ear to the cries of human suffering?"

"Belief is a beautiful armor
But makes for the heaviest sword"
- John Mayer

Making the noise "penicillin" is no substitute for actually taking penicillin.

"This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or their revolutionary right to dismember or overthrow it." -Abraham Lincoln

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Re: So I was just in an accident [Re: dblaney]
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coda - yeah i think he had Geiko...it was weird

tyl3r and mattz - thanks :smile:

mindcandy - hehe yeah they do


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"What is in us that turns a deaf ear to the cries of human suffering?"

"Belief is a beautiful armor
But makes for the heaviest sword"
- John Mayer

Making the noise "penicillin" is no substitute for actually taking penicillin.

"This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or their revolutionary right to dismember or overthrow it." -Abraham Lincoln

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Re: So I was just in an accident [Re: dblaney]
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:lol:


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Re: So I was just in an accident [Re: dblaney]
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word, well, maybe he had some issues with the police. Sucks about your car too man, but, as long as you're not hurt it dont matter. I need to go get my bumper repaired due to a dumb girl who thought it would be good to back out without looking or responding to my horn.


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To get really high is to forget yourself. And to forget yourself is to see everything else. And to see everything else is to become an understanding molecule in evolution, a conscious tool of the universe. And I think every human being should be a conscious tool of the universe. . . .

-JG

i really am glad you came back to us instead of taking the other path. *hug*

-A_S (RIP your final words to me will never be forgotten)



Don't fuck with the laughing jesus.

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Re: So I was just in an accident [Re: dblaney]
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Your lucky you don't live in Florida. If you did you would be getting sued and a judgement would definately be had. In FL we have a law that if you hit someone from behind its your fault no matter what. Even if the person cuts you off if you hit the back of their car its your fault. If someone cuts you off so bad that you can't avoid hitting the I am told its best to ram into the side of their car, the side their cutting you off with instead of the back.

It almost happened to me a couple weeks ago some dumb black bitch cut me off so fucking bad I had to veer to the left and slam my breaks, I did a 180. I was fucking pissed so I straightened out and rode her ass holding my horn. I caught up with the bitch at a stop light and she rolled down her window and start cussing at me like it was my fucking fault.


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-QuantumMeltdown

Total abstinence is so excellent a thing that it cannot be carried to too great an extent. In my passion for it I even carry it so far as to totally abstain from total abstinence itself.
  -Mark Twain

"The time has come the walrus said, little oysters  hide their heads, my Twain of thought is loosely bound I guess its time to Mark this down, Be good and you will be lonesome
Be lonesome and you will be free
Live a lie and you will live to regret it
That's what livin' is to me
That's what livin' is to me"
Jimmy Buffett

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Re: So I was just in an accident [Re: QuantumMeltdown]
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QuantumMeltdown said:
Your lucky you don't live in Florida. If you did you would be getting sued and a judgement would definately be had. In FL we have a law that if you hit someone from behind its your fault no matter what. Even if the person cuts you off if you hit the back of their car its your fault. If someone cuts you off so bad that you can't avoid hitting the I am told its best to ram into the side of their car, the side their cutting you off with instead of the back.

It almost happened to me a couple weeks ago some dumb black bitch cut me off so fucking bad I had to veer to the left and slam my breaks, I did a 180. I was fucking pissed so I straightened out and rode her ass holding my horn. I caught up with the bitch at a stop light and she rolled down her window and start cussing at me like it was my fucking fault.


Yeah mang i hear yah.

I've had to swerve outa a black bitch's way many-a-time.

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Re: So I was just in an accident [Re: TYL3R]
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TYL3R said:
QuantumMeltdown said:
Your lucky you don't live in Florida. If you did you would be getting sued and a judgement would definately be had. In FL we have a law that if you hit someone from behind its your fault no matter what. Even if the person cuts you off if you hit the back of their car its your fault. If someone cuts you off so bad that you can't avoid hitting the I am told its best to ram into the side of their car, the side their cutting you off with instead of the back.

It almost happened to me a couple weeks ago some dumb black bitch cut me off so fucking bad I had to veer to the left and slam my breaks, I did a 180. I was fucking pissed so I straightened out and rode her ass holding my horn. I caught up with the bitch at a stop light and she rolled down her window and start cussing at me like it was my fucking fault.


Yeah mang i hear yah.

I've had to swerve outa a black bitch's way many-a-time.


Oddly enough...so have I

Quantum that is a crazy law...sounds to me like it could lead to WORSE problems that it would solve


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"What is in us that turns a deaf ear to the cries of human suffering?"

"Belief is a beautiful armor
But makes for the heaviest sword"
- John Mayer

Making the noise "penicillin" is no substitute for actually taking penicillin.

"This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or their revolutionary right to dismember or overthrow it." -Abraham Lincoln

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Re: So I was just in an accident [Re: dblaney]
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Alot of things in Florida are crazy. These black people one a 15K a piece judgement against my moms insurance because she dented their bumper going 15mph at a stop light. They claimed back injuries a week later. For some reason believe it or not her premiums didn't go up though.


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-QuantumMeltdown

Total abstinence is so excellent a thing that it cannot be carried to too great an extent. In my passion for it I even carry it so far as to totally abstain from total abstinence itself.
  -Mark Twain

"The time has come the walrus said, little oysters  hide their heads, my Twain of thought is loosely bound I guess its time to Mark this down, Be good and you will be lonesome
Be lonesome and you will be free
Live a lie and you will live to regret it
That's what livin' is to me
That's what livin' is to me"
Jimmy Buffett

Edited by QuantumMeltdown (08/30/05 06:57 PM)

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Re: So I was just in an accident [Re: QuantumMeltdown]
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Yeah I've heard Florida has some seriously twisted rules and people and that certainly seems like a good example!

Do you think I'd win anything in court? I think it's doubtful...


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"What is in us that turns a deaf ear to the cries of human suffering?"

"Belief is a beautiful armor
But makes for the heaviest sword"
- John Mayer

Making the noise "penicillin" is no substitute for actually taking penicillin.

"This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or their revolutionary right to dismember or overthrow it." -Abraham Lincoln

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Re: So I was just in an accident [Re: dblaney]
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Well what most people do is try and find a lawyer that represents you in a suit based on a percentage they get out of the settlement or judgement. They don't get paid unless you collect. They usually get most the money but still you get something. If you can't find any of those to represent you then chances are if you hired an attorney then you wouldn't get a settlement or judgement either.


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-QuantumMeltdown

Total abstinence is so excellent a thing that it cannot be carried to too great an extent. In my passion for it I even carry it so far as to totally abstain from total abstinence itself.
  -Mark Twain

"The time has come the walrus said, little oysters  hide their heads, my Twain of thought is loosely bound I guess its time to Mark this down, Be good and you will be lonesome
Be lonesome and you will be free
Live a lie and you will live to regret it
That's what livin' is to me
That's what livin' is to me"
Jimmy Buffett

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Re: So I was just in an accident [Re: dblaney]
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just think, you were the karma coming back to get him.

he clearly had some other shit going on if his car was
impounded.

(you should have asked the cops)

but, hey, you were part of the cosmic hand there for
a minute....your life will only go down hill from here.


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All I know is The Growery is a place where losers who get banned here go.

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Re: So I was just in an accident [Re: afoaf]
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Haha, your post just made my day.


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"What is in us that turns a deaf ear to the cries of human suffering?"

"Belief is a beautiful armor
But makes for the heaviest sword"
- John Mayer

Making the noise "penicillin" is no substitute for actually taking penicillin.

"This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or their revolutionary right to dismember or overthrow it." -Abraham Lincoln

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Re: So I was just in an accident [Re: QuantumMeltdown]
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QuantumMeltdown said:
Well what most people do is try and find a lawyer that represents you in a suit based on a percentage they get out of the settlement or judgement. They don't get paid unless you collect. They usually get most the money but still you get something. If you can't find any of those to represent you then chances are if you hired an attorney then you wouldn't get a settlement or judgement either.


Yeah, the ambulance chasers get like 40% of the settlement, if you win. :rolleyes:


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