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OfflineCloakandDagger
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I'm sitting next to a law officer... ha.
    #4490814 - 08/03/05 06:32 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

I'm sitting in a cigar shop that my friend manages and I just found out that they have wireless :smile:. A cop just came in and bought a cigar and is now smoking it (on the taxpayers dollar) and I figured it would amuse me to log onto this most awesome site and type in my small defiance of the law. have a nice day everyone.


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Re: I'm sitting next to a law officer... ha. [Re: CloakandDagger]
    #4490831 - 08/03/05 06:39 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Poke him !

:poke:


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Re: I'm sitting next to a law officer... ha. [Re: TYL3R]
    #4490839 - 08/03/05 06:41 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Did you know we have a chicken smiley?

:chicken:


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Re: I'm sitting next to a law officer... ha. [Re: Trainwreck]
    #4490843 - 08/03/05 06:42 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Really ?

Kewl.


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Re: I'm sitting next to a law officer... ha. [Re: TYL3R]
    #4490849 - 08/03/05 06:43 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

:beavis: hu huh huh.. kick his ass!!! huhu..

:butthead: ha ha.. ha... yea thatd be sweet


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Re: I'm sitting next to a law officer... ha. [Re: Trainwreck]
    #4490873 - 08/03/05 06:52 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Did you know we have a chicken smiley?

A pig smiley would be more apropos. :piggy:


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1) You can't get married to your spouse who is the same sex as you.
2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child.
3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer.

4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.


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Re: I'm sitting next to a law officer... ha. [Re: Diploid]
    #4490878 - 08/03/05 06:54 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

We have a cow, dog and cat too.

:cow: :dog: :cat:

It's like a whole farm!


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Re: I'm sitting next to a law officer... ha. [Re: Trainwreck]
    #4490886 - 08/03/05 06:57 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

we have everything here at teh shroomery

:hairmetal: :kodama: :poopbanana:


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Re: I'm sitting next to a law officer... ha. [Re: Shroomism]
    #4490895 - 08/03/05 07:00 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

:hypnotoad:


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Re: I'm sitting next to a law officer... ha. [Re: Trainwreck]
    #4490906 - 08/03/05 07:02 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

:dog:

That's not a dog, it's a magical negroe!!!


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Re: I'm sitting next to a law officer... ha. [Re: Shroomism]
    #4490937 - 08/03/05 07:10 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

:spank:


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Re: I'm sitting next to a law officer... ha. [Re: rod]
    #4490996 - 08/03/05 07:21 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

:cthulhu:

did you know we have a mathflower greamlin?


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Re: I'm sitting next to a law officer... ha. [Re: Todcasil]
    #4491071 - 08/03/05 07:37 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

:crutches:

:boobs: :mrt: :irish:

wow, theres lots o new smileys


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OfflineSigno
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Re: I'm sitting next to a law officer... ha. [Re: CloakandDagger]
    #4491181 - 08/03/05 08:00 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

CloakandDagger said:
and type in my small defiance of the law.




you aren't being defiant, you are living in fear. go talk to the cop and ask him why he isn't doing his job. ask in an intelligent and cordial manner and you might get an interesting response. at least he was smoking a cigar instead of beating his wife like most cops do (before they have sex with their bf's)


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Re: I'm sitting next to a law officer... ha. [Re: Signo]
    #4491203 - 08/03/05 08:06 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Signo said:
at least he was smoking a cigar instead of beating his wife like most cops do (before they have sex with their bf's)




That's funny you say that. The ex-police chief of my town who beat on his wife and kids ended up having a stand-off with the state police before blowing his brains out of the back of his head while on a massive speed binge. heh. True story.


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Re: I'm sitting next to a law officer... ha. [Re: Signo]
    #4491232 - 08/03/05 08:11 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Cops are allowed to take breaks too ya know! Do you think that they can't piss, drink or eat while on duty?


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Re: I'm sitting next to a law officer... ha. [Re: MagicalMystery]
    #4491317 - 08/03/05 08:31 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Are you equating normal bodily functions to smoking a cigar? Somethings are necessary to perform your duty, others are not.


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Re: I'm sitting next to a law officer... ha. [Re: Signo]
    #4491329 - 08/03/05 08:37 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

The day I can't take a smoke break on my job is the die I... get rally pissed. So the cop was having a cigar. Let him. He's a human too.


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Re: I'm sitting next to a law officer... ha. [Re: Signo]
    #4491344 - 08/03/05 08:43 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

It's the same with an office job though, and yet the smokers there get breaks to light up a cigarette. Why should it be different for cops who smoke? They have their addictions too.


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Re: I'm sitting next to a law officer... ha. [Re: Signo]
    #4491346 - 08/03/05 08:43 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

I'm saying that cops usually work 10 hour shifts. I'm not ging to complain if he wants to smoke a cigarette while hes doing it. He gets breaks too, ya know.


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"Men trained in arms from their infancy, and animated by the love of liberty, will afford neither a cheap or easy conquest."
From the Declaration of the Continental Congress

"We can have peace and security only as long as we band together to preserve that most priceless possession, our inheritance of European blood."
Charles A. Lindbergh,"Aviation, Geography, and Race", Reader's Digest, Nov. 1939

"We must secure the existance of our people and a future for White children."
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