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I'm sitting next to a law officer... ha.
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I'm sitting in a cigar shop that my friend manages and I just found out that they have wireless :smile:. A cop just came in and bought a cigar and is now smoking it (on the taxpayers dollar) and I figured it would amuse me to log onto this most awesome site and type in my small defiance of the law. have a nice day everyone.

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Re: I'm sitting next to a law officer... ha. [Re: CloakandDagger]
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Poke him !

:poke:

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Re: I'm sitting next to a law officer... ha. [Re: TYL3R]
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Did you know we have a chicken smiley?

:chicken:

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Re: I'm sitting next to a law officer... ha. [Re: Trainwreck]
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Really ?

Kewl.

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Re: I'm sitting next to a law officer... ha. [Re: TYL3R]
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:beavis: hu huh huh.. kick his ass!!! huhu..

:butthead: ha ha.. ha... yea thatd be sweet


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When chemistry is outlawed.. Only outlaws have chemistry:rainbowdrink:

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Re: I'm sitting next to a law officer... ha. [Re: Trainwreck]
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Did you know we have a chicken smiley?

A pig smiley would be more apropos. :piggy:


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Republican Values:

1) You can't get married to your spouse who is the same sex as you.
2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child.
3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer.

4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.

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Re: I'm sitting next to a law officer... ha. [Re: Diploid]
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We have a cow, dog and cat too.

:cow: :dog: :cat:

It's like a whole farm!

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Re: I'm sitting next to a law officer... ha. [Re: Trainwreck]
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we have everything here at teh shroomery

:hairmetal: :kodama: :poopbanana:


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Re: I'm sitting next to a law officer... ha. [Re: Shroomism]
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:hypnotoad:

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Re: I'm sitting next to a law officer... ha. [Re: Trainwreck]
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:dog:

That's not a dog, it's a magical negroe!!!


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THE BEST ASS:



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Re: I'm sitting next to a law officer... ha. [Re: Shroomism]
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:spank:

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Re: I'm sitting next to a law officer... ha. [Re: rod]
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:cthulhu:

did you know we have a mathflower greamlin?


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Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect
GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.

~Casil



:cactus:

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Re: I'm sitting next to a law officer... ha. [Re: Todcasil]
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:crutches:

:boobs: :mrt: :irish:

wow, theres lots o new smileys


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Not all who wander are lost - J.R.R. Tolkien

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Re: I'm sitting next to a law officer... ha. [Re: CloakandDagger]
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CloakandDagger said:
and type in my small defiance of the law.


you aren't being defiant, you are living in fear. go talk to the cop and ask him why he isn't doing his job. ask in an intelligent and cordial manner and you might get an interesting response. at least he was smoking a cigar instead of beating his wife like most cops do (before they have sex with their bf's)


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Correlation is not causation!

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Re: I'm sitting next to a law officer... ha. [Re: Signo]
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Signo said:
at least he was smoking a cigar instead of beating his wife like most cops do (before they have sex with their bf's)


That's funny you say that. The ex-police chief of my town who beat on his wife and kids ended up having a stand-off with the state police before blowing his brains out of the back of his head while on a massive speed binge. heh. True story.


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m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.

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Re: I'm sitting next to a law officer... ha. [Re: Signo]
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Cops are allowed to take breaks too ya know! Do you think that they can't piss, drink or eat while on duty?


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"Men trained in arms from their infancy, and animated by the love of liberty, will afford neither a cheap or easy conquest."
From the Declaration of the Continental Congress

"We can have peace and security only as long as we band together to preserve that most priceless possession, our inheritance of European blood."
Charles A. Lindbergh,"Aviation, Geography, and Race", Reader's Digest, Nov. 1939

"We must secure the existance of our people and a future for White children."
David Lane

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Re: I'm sitting next to a law officer... ha. [Re: MagicalMystery]
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Are you equating normal bodily functions to smoking a cigar? Somethings are necessary to perform your duty, others are not.


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Correlation is not causation!

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Re: I'm sitting next to a law officer... ha. [Re: Signo]
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The day I can't take a smoke break on my job is the die I... get rally pissed. So the cop was having a cigar. Let him. He's a human too.

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Re: I'm sitting next to a law officer... ha. [Re: Signo]
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It's the same with an office job though, and yet the smokers there get breaks to light up a cigarette. Why should it be different for cops who smoke? They have their addictions too.


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So long as you are praised think only that you are not yet on your own path but on that of another.

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Re: I'm sitting next to a law officer... ha. [Re: Signo]
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I'm saying that cops usually work 10 hour shifts. I'm not ging to complain if he wants to smoke a cigarette while hes doing it. He gets breaks too, ya know.


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"Men trained in arms from their infancy, and animated by the love of liberty, will afford neither a cheap or easy conquest."
From the Declaration of the Continental Congress

"We can have peace and security only as long as we band together to preserve that most priceless possession, our inheritance of European blood."
Charles A. Lindbergh,"Aviation, Geography, and Race", Reader's Digest, Nov. 1939

"We must secure the existance of our people and a future for White children."
David Lane

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