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Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

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Re: Vanishing Point: How to disappear in America without a trace [Re: TheCheat]
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this guide is about the dumbest thing I've ever read.

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Get a couple of books and put them on your dash board. Something from Ann Rand and Albert Einstein, maybe, or something containing intellectual material. Criminals don't read -- they're stupid: That's why they're criminals.


seriously, thats just dumb

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Re: Vanishing Point: How to disappear in America without a trace [Re: DoctorJ]
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I found this to be an extremely interesting read. Kind of like someone who's never been on a boat writing philosophy on naval warfare but interesting none the less.


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Re: Vanishing Point: How to disappear in America without a trace [Re: DoctorJ]
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DoctorJ said:
this guide is about the dumbest thing I've ever read.

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Get a couple of books and put them on your dash board. Something from Ann Rand and Albert Einstein, maybe, or something containing intellectual material. Criminals don't read -- they're stupid: That's why they're criminals.


seriously, thats just dumb


And how about this little nugget of wisdom:

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Use "toilet seat protectors" -- so-called "Ass Gaskets" -- where they are provided to reduce the possibility of leaving skin, sweat, or other body fluids on the seat. These substances can be swabbed into glass vials and be used to identify you. Paper seat covers will either eliminate this problem else reduce it greatly.


Oh and this life-saving info here:

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Toss your wiping materials down the toilet. (If you're on an airplane, don't toss anything down the toilet as it goes to a holding tank which can be raked for evidence later. Carry-out your wiping papers with you inside your shirt under an armpit and flush them in a normal toilet when you can. (Note: Visible bulges under your shirt will be considered by flight attending employees to be indicating the real possibility that you're smuggling drugs. If you must hide a lot of wipe materials, you should distribute them among your body to eliminate bulges, otherwise you may be escorted to a little white room and made to strip. When they find you're hiding damp paper towels, you'll have some explaining to do.)


Like I'm ever gonna smuggle paper towels off an airplane. If you're so hot that they've got goons out swabbing toilet seats looking for you, and searching the sewage tanks on planes to see if one of your turds is in there, you'd be as good as caught as soon as you entered the terminal anyway.


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Through the excercise of patience, one may learn humility..

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Re: Vanishing Point: How to disappear in America without a trace [Re: TheCheat]
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On Police dogs:
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If a police dog confronts you with an officer, give up. If the police dog has been sent on ahead, kill the dog. You should sacrifice a bit of flesh to do this effectively: Offer your "dumb" hand to the dog and let it take it. (First wrap your arm in a shirt if you can.) Use the knife in your "smart" hand and try to drive it through the dog's braincase.


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They will expect you to: Work your way to your right. You might be tempted not to keep an eye on landmarks and set yourself goals to acquire in the distance. If you're worried about and focused upon getting away, your natural behavior will be to circle to your right if you're right handed, to the left if you're left handed. If it's at night, pick out the North Star and set your course by it rather than rely upon your internal direction sense to travel.



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Re: Vanishing Point: How to disappear in America without a trace [Re: Jim]
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If the dog is there, the cops are there too. Kill the dog, hahaha


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Smoke plenty of green, and eat fungus!!!!
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