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Re: Females [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
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if it wasn't for females, i'd be male.


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Re: Females [Re: mycogirl]
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If not for females, you wouldn't be at all.


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Kumbayah my lord, Kumbayah...

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Re: Females [Re: Drink_Punk_Soda]
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If not for females, I'd have a lot more money and be a lot less confused all the time.


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:jackdaniels::drooling::jackdaniels:

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Re: Females [Re: Jadian]
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Yeah, definitely, i can't say I've ever encountered a more confusing being than the human female...

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Re: Females [Re: Kamek]
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Yesterday this girl (18 years old, hard to believe) asked me who my favorite celebrity was. I told her I've been in love with Jessica Alba ever since I was 13 or something, and she GOT MAD AT ME because "I'd chose Jessica Alba over her".

I'm still trying to either figure out the lesson I was supposed to learn, or buy drugs from her.


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:jackdaniels::drooling::jackdaniels:

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Re: Females [Re: Drink_Punk_Soda]
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Drink_Punk_Soda said:
If not for females, you wouldn't be at all.


I cant ever see why a man could be gay because women are so fuckkin beautifull....Women are extraordinary  :heart:


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Well I'm the mighty Bonecrusher, now don't you get saucy with me
I got no concept of tenderness, I know that's hard for you to believe,.
some call me Gair...


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Re: Females [Re: wapwap]
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From what I understand, gay men appreciate the female form as well.. they just don't wanna  :doggystyle:

:lol:


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Kumbayah my lord, Kumbayah...

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Re: Females [Re: Drink_Punk_Soda]
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So were you supposed to know this 18 year old celebrity?

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Re: Females [Re: Kamek]
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Women are beautiful exquisite creatures. But they are also fucking crazy and very vindictive for the most part.


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"I celebrate the Earth, my home, my mother, my grave, and as long as men are Man they must, if they would preserve the integrated being, do the same---[and preserve]--this rank casual hungry smelly sweaty lusting transitory body, my oozy pulpy liquid-bag-swollen body, bones, blood, hair glands, my bejeweled sex; I love and celebrate it all.  never to let men forget that they are animals as much as gods---that is one thing I shall say."

  Edward Abbey

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Re: Females [Re: hawksapprentice]
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Are you a big Fagg?


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Well I'm the mighty Bonecrusher, now don't you get saucy with me
I got no concept of tenderness, I know that's hard for you to believe,.
some call me Gair...


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Re: Females [Re: wapwap]
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thats not very nice wapwap.


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Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect
GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.

~Casil



:cactus:

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Re: Females [Re: Todcasil]
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You guys are awesome. Well...most of the guys here are pretty cool. I've met some cool guys in RL and am very thankful that they exist.

Guys rock! :rockon:


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The secret to being funny is to say smart things stupidly, or is it stupid things smartly? Whatever..it's not rocket surgery...or something like that.

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Re: Females [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
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:headbang:


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Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect
GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.

~Casil



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Re: Females [Re: Todcasil]
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we rock!

:hairmetal:


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Re: Females [Re: Shroomism]
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There's something with their curves that makes you crazy. All those rounded angles ... hmmm.
We need to make more of them, i mean females, the number of angles is ok :grin:

MAIA


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Use, do not abuse; neither abstinence nor excess ever renders man happy.
Voltaire

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Re: Females [Re: MAIA]
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:lol:

I agree wholeheartedly!


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Re: Females [Re: Shroomism]
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Shroomism said:
I'm very glad that they exist 

:japsmile:


:yesnod:

And I'm happy it's summer. :naughty:  I surf the net from a second floor window in a jumping neighborhood, so many lovely creatures down below!


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: Females [Re: Jadian]
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Jadian said:
If not for females, I'd have a lot more money and be a lot less confused all the time.


It goes both ways.


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Re: Females [Re: Jadian]
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Jadian said:
Yesterday this girl (18 years old, hard to believe) asked me who my favorite celebrity was. I told her I've been in love with Jessica Alba ever since I was 13 or something, and she GOT MAD AT ME because "I'd chose Jessica Alba over her".

I'm still trying to either figure out the lesson I was supposed to learn, or buy drugs from her.


Maybe you should have had fun with her. Tell her that Jessica Alba is obviously extremely hot, but she's beautiful, too. =D

I had a girl back in Cali who liked me. I got super excited, knowing that she liked me. I was never able to calm down and play the game of life with her. Now all that I have is a big scar of regret because I let myself fall in love with her in my head, rather than in reality.

Atleast I learned something.


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Please keep in mind that I am just a human being. Please read my posts carefully and interpret their meaning for yourself.

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