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Mocha Bear
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So Jessica Alba is pregnant.....
#7750153 - 12/12/07 04:52 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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LOS ANGELES, Calif. (December 12, 2007) " Jessica Alba has revealed that she's pregnant, and that the father is her boyfriend, Cash Warren.
The couple revealed the exciting pregnancy news on Tuesday, according to a report in People.
"I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring/early summer," Jessica's rep told People.
The couple has been dating since 2004 after they met on the set of "The Fantastic Four."
Last weekend, the couple was reportedly spotted shopping for a mattress and kissing at the Lakers basketball game.
Jessica is currently starring in the thriller "Awake," and can be seen in the upcoming films, "The Eye" and "The Love Guru." She was reportedly also in talks recently to make her Broadway debut in the revival of, "Speed-the-Plow."
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Re: So Jessica Alba is pregnant..... [Re: Mocha Bear]
#7750158 - 12/12/07 04:53 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I don't.
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Re: So Jessica Alba is pregnant..... [Re: Mocha Bear]
#7750168 - 12/12/07 04:55 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Hate to be negative but Cash Warren is the douchebaggiest name I've ever heard.
Thats all.
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Re: So Jessica Alba is pregnant..... [Re: JackTheBear]
#7750175 - 12/12/07 04:56 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: So Jessica Alba is pregnant..... [Re: JackTheBear]
#7750191 - 12/12/07 04:59 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Jealous?
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Re: So Jessica Alba is pregnant..... [Re: Mocha Bear]
#7750212 - 12/12/07 05:03 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: So Jessica Alba is pregnant..... [Re: Mocha Bear]
#7750219 - 12/12/07 05:05 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Last weekend, the couple was reportedly spotted shopping for a mattress and kissing at the Lakers basketball game.
NO FUCKING WAY! WHY DIDN'T THIS NEWS REACH MY EARS SOONER?!
I hate celebrity shit.
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Re: So Jessica Alba is pregnant..... [Re: Drewwyann]
#7750237 - 12/12/07 05:09 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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OMG JESSICA ALBA IS PREGNANT!!
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RipVanWinkle
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Re: So Jessica Alba is pregnant..... [Re: x2and2makes5]
#7750375 - 12/12/07 05:41 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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x2and2makes5 said: don't care. though i do motion this become a honorary post pictures of jessica alba thread
I second that motion.
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Re: So Jessica Alba is pregnant..... [Re: Mocha Bear]
#7750393 - 12/12/07 05:46 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Last weekend, the couple was reportedly spotted shopping for a mattress and kissing at the Lakers basketball game.
I didn't know you could buy a mattress at basketball games. I guess Jessica Alba can buy anything, anywhere she wants.
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Re: So Jessica Alba is pregnant..... [Re: Bandersnatch]
#7750414 - 12/12/07 05:50 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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no no no, it means that while they were kissing in the direction of the lakers game, they were wearing leapard-print suits, and looking for a mattress.
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Re: So Jessica Alba is pregnant..... [Re: Drewwyann]
#7750424 - 12/12/07 05:51 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Oh... I thought the leopard suits thing was assumed.
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Re: So Jessica Alba is pregnant..... [Re: Bandersnatch]
#7750504 - 12/12/07 06:06 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I think she is going to go broke having to pay for three percriptions for valtrex.
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Re: So Jessica Alba is pregnant..... [Re: Bandersnatch]
#7750593 - 12/12/07 06:20 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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OMG I care! And you all should too! She is much more better and important than all of us. OMG I'm so excited, I can't contain it!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!11
Really though, why does anyone give even an ounce of fuck about the personal life of celebrities? It's a perfect and willing way to display your apparent inferiority and submission. I'd be willing to bet that they don't give a fuck about any of us, and that should be mutual. They're not gods, they're fucking actors.
It makes me so mad that this shit is actually talked about on the news. And people buy into it. Fucking ridiculous. There's more important shit to talk about. They more talked about that fucking dumbass bitch Anna Nicole Smith than they talked about the fucking war we're fighting. I'm glad California is drifting out to sea. I wish we could speed that up.
How come Todd from Nebraska isn't on magazine covers?
Jessica Alba is hot though.
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RipVanWinkle
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Re: So Jessica Alba is pregnant..... [Re: Essen]
#7750614 - 12/12/07 06:24 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Essen said: OMG I care!
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Essen said: Really though, why does anyone give even an ounce of fuck about the personal life of celebrities?
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Essen said: It makes me so mad that this shit is actually talked about on the news.
It sounds to me like you really do care. Atleast you care enough for it to upset you
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Re: So Jessica Alba is pregnant..... [Re: Essen]
#7750666 - 12/12/07 06:34 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Essen said: OMG I care! And you all should too! She is much more better and important than all of us. OMG I'm so excited, I can't contain it!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!11
Really though, why does anyone give even an ounce of fuck about the personal life of celebrities? It's a perfect and willing way to display your apparent inferiority and submission. I'd be willing to bet that they don't give a fuck about any of us, and that should be mutual. They're not gods, they're fucking actors.
It makes me so mad that this shit is actually talked about on the news. And people buy into it. Fucking ridiculous. There's more important shit to talk about. They more talked about that fucking dumbass bitch Anna Nicole Smith than they talked about the fucking war we're fighting. I'm glad California is drifting out to sea. I wish we could speed that up.
How come Todd from Nebraska isn't on magazine covers?
Jessica Alba is hot though.
I think most of this celebrity frenzy is fueled by people who are not over high school.
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Re: So Jessica Alba is pregnant..... [Re: RipVanWinkle]
#7750670 - 12/12/07 06:34 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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RipVanWinkle said:
It sounds to me like you really do care. Atleast you care enough for it to upset you
You're right, I care for and worship their personal lives so much that I wish they would in fact remain personal.
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Re: So Jessica Alba is pregnant..... [Re: Essen]
#7750679 - 12/12/07 06:36 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I know. I'm always right
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Re: So Jessica Alba is pregnant..... [Re: Essen]
#7750691 - 12/12/07 06:37 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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How come Todd from Nebraska isn't on magazine covers?
If Todd from Nebraska got pregnant, you can bet he'd be on magazine covers.
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Re: So Jessica Alba is pregnant..... [Re: Bandersnatch]
#7750710 - 12/12/07 06:39 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Bandersnatch said:
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How come Todd from Nebraska isn't on magazine covers?
If Todd from Nebraska got pregnant, you can bet he'd be on magazine covers.
Now thats an issue I would pay for
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Re: So Jessica Alba is pregnant..... [Re: RipVanWinkle]
#7750841 - 12/12/07 07:00 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Tonight i wall be jerking off to Alba as a fairwell to the best body on the planet. My it rest in peace. *whips out cock and Dark Angel box set* 
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Re: So Jessica Alba is pregnant..... [Re: Mocha Bear]
#7751064 - 12/12/07 07:54 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Joke comment: It could be my baby. Don't tell her boyfriend.
Serious comment: NOOOOOO!!! She's going to ruin that perfect body.
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Re: So Jessica Alba is pregnant..... [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7751119 - 12/12/07 08:06 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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wow she is hot though. id eat her out during childbirth even
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Re: So Jessica Alba is pregnant..... [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7751120 - 12/12/07 08:06 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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who wants to chip into a fund to hire somone to punch her in the womb?
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Re: So Jessica Alba is pregnant..... [Re: x2and2makes5]
#7751132 - 12/12/07 08:09 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'll punch her womb with my dick for free
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Re: So Jessica Alba is pregnant..... [Re: RipVanWinkle]
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Re: So Jessica Alba is pregnant..... [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7751176 - 12/12/07 08:18 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Meh...she's hot, but not that hot.
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Re: So Jessica Alba is pregnant..... [Re: Silversoul]
#7751185 - 12/12/07 08:19 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Watch that .gif, skippy.
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Re: So Jessica Alba is pregnant..... [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7751189 - 12/12/07 08:20 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Idle Hands was a great movie
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Re: So Jessica Alba is pregnant..... [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7751215 - 12/12/07 08:27 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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RandalFlagg said: Watch that .gif, skippy.
Already done it. Still doesn't beat Angelina Jolie.
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Re: So Jessica Alba is pregnant..... [Re: Silversoul]
#7751223 - 12/12/07 08:30 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Silversoul said: Already done it. Still doesn't beat Angelina Jolie.
Agreed. Jessica Alba is hot but overrated.
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Re: So Jessica Alba is pregnant..... [Re: Bandersnatch]
#7751235 - 12/12/07 08:33 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Ok..her face is not a 10. It is a 9 though. But, that freakin' body. Dear God!
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Re: So Jessica Alba is pregnant..... [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7751307 - 12/12/07 08:53 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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RandalFlagg said: Watch this .GIF. God himself must have crafted her:
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i243/Evenodds_photos/Gifs/JessicaAlbaIdleHands0004.gif
She was much hotter back then. She's too skinny now.
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Re: So Jessica Alba is pregnant..... [Re: d33p]
#7757289 - 12/14/07 05:35 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: So Jessica Alba is pregnant..... [Re: KackleDude]
#7757307 - 12/14/07 05:54 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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JA got that jailbait look internet predators admire so much.
shes got NOTHING on Angelina (before Angelina decided to starve herself) [image] [/image]
OoD
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Re: So Jessica Alba is pregnant..... [Re: KackleDude]
#7757512 - 12/14/07 08:49 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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KackleDude said:

It must have been absolutely divine to blow a load up in her. Way to go Cash!
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Re: So Jessica Alba is pregnant..... [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7757543 - 12/14/07 09:04 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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