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Illegal Smile
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When I woke up this morning, things were lookin? bad
Seem like total silence was the only friend I had
Bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down... and won
And it was twelve o?clock before I realized
That I was havin? .. no fun
But fortunately I have the key to escape reality
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
It don?t cost very much, but it lasts a long while
Won?t you please tell the man I didn?t kill anyone
No I?m just tryin? to have me some fun

Last time I checked my bankroll,
It was gettin? thin
Sometimes it seems like the bottom
Is the only place I?ve been
I chased a rainbow down a one-way street... dead end
And all my friends turned out to be insurance salesmen



Well, I sat down in my closet with all my overalls
Tryin? to get away
From all the ears inside my walls
I dreamed the police heard
Everything I thought... what then?
Well I went to court
And the judge?s name was hoffman

Ah but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
It don?t cost very much, but it lasts a long while
Won?t you please tell the man I didn?t kill anyone
No I?m just tryin? to have me some fun
Well done, hot dog bun, my sister?s a nun

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Re: Illegal Smile [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
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:handth:

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Re: Illegal Smile [Re: lowdominion]
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Sam stone came home,
To his wife and family
After serving in the conflict overseas.
And the time that he served,
Had shattered all his nerves,
And left a little shrapnel in his knee.
But the morphine eased the pain,
And the grass grew round his brain,
And gave him all the confidence he lacked,
With a purple heart and a monkey on his back.

Chorus:
There?s a hole in daddy?s arm where all the money goes,
Jesus christ died for nothin? I suppose.
Little pitchers have big ears,
Don?t stop to count the years,
Sweet songs never last too long on broken radios.
Mmm....

Sam stone?s welcome home
Didn?t last too long.
He went to work when he?d spent his last dime
And sammy took to stealing
When he got that empty feeling
For a hundred dollar habit without overtime.
And the gold rolled through his veins
Like a thousand railroad trains,
And eased his mind in the hours that he chose,
While the kids ran around wearin? other peoples? clothes...

Repeat chorus:

Sam stone was alone
When he popped his last balloon
Climbing walls while sitting in a chair
Well, he played his last request
While the room smelled just like death
With an overdose hovering in the air
But life had lost it?s fun
And there was nothing to be done
But trade his house that he bought on the g, i. bill
For a flag draped casket on a local heroes? hill

Repeat chorus

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Re: Illegal Smile [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
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Nice to see some people appreciate John Prine...Diamonds in the Rough - 1972 , and Sweet Revenge in '73 was when I discovered him, and learned to play most of his stuff on guitar. Check out Loudon Wainwright III early stuff....Album III - also 1972... Muse Blues is still one of my all time favorites....Sigh.... High School Daze...


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"All mushrooms are edible; but some only once." Croatian proverb. BTW ...
  Have You Rated Ythans Mom Yet ?? ... :taser:  ... HERE'S HOW ... (be nice) .  :mod: ... :peace:

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Re: Illegal Smile [Re: vinsue]
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Spanish lady comes to me, she lays on me this roes.
It rainbow spirals round and round it trembles and explodes.
It left a smoking crater of my mind I like to blow away.
But the heat came 'round and busted me for smiling on a cloudy day.


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On a mission to prove that the truth gets you no where.
They tried the truth, It didn't work. Then they wrote the bible. 

Only the foolish fear the inevitable.

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Re: Illegal Smile [Re: Phychotron]
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Ya got Muse Blues lyrics? Take me forever to type with my 2 thumbs..


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"All mushrooms are edible; but some only once." Croatian proverb. BTW ...
  Have You Rated Ythans Mom Yet ?? ... :taser:  ... HERE'S HOW ... (be nice) .  :mod: ... :peace:

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Re: Illegal Smile [Re: vinsue]
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Thanks for the recomendations. I needed that i plan on hitting the reord shop some time after chillin listining to the Best of Prine with my cuz the past week.

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Re: Illegal Smile [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
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sheik made me appreciate toby keith. true story.


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Correlation is not causation!

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Re: Illegal Smile [Re: Signo]
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And I will never smoke weed with Willie again!


I always heard that his herb was top shelf
Lord I just could not wait to find out for myself.
Well don't knock it till you've tried it.
And I've tried it my friend.
I'll never smoke Weed with willie again!

Now we learned a hard lesson in a small Texas town
He fired up a fat boy and he passed it around
The last words I spoke before they tucked me in
I may discount Bungee jump but,
I'll never smoke weed with Willie again.

[Chorus:]
I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
My party's all over before it begins
You can pour me some Old Whiskey River my friend.
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

We hopped on his old bus the Honeysuckel Rose
The party was Huntsville, it was after the show
Alone in the front lounge, just me and him
I took one friendly puff and the grim creeper set in

[Chorus]

Now we're passin' the guitar, we're tellin' good jokes
I can tell one's a comin' 'cause I'm smellin' smoke
No I do not partake I just let it pass by
With a grin on my face and a great contact high

[Chorus]

In the fetal position with drool on my chin
We broke down and smoked weed with Willie again

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Re: Illegal Smile [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
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Very nice  :thumbup:

How are you brother :heart:


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The bus came by and I got on that's when it all began!


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Re: Illegal Smile [Re: Ripple]
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Im good. Just woke up from a nap. Got some crazy jet lag though. But all is great hung out with some far away kin saw many wonferful things the couple weeks. Met some really cool people along my way. Now im eating a salad getting motivated to take a couple friends out for a couple pints.

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Re: Illegal Smile [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
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sounds like life is good, as it should be :heart:


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The bus came by and I got on that's when it all began!


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Re: Illegal Smile [Re: Ripple]
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yes as it should be

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