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My girlies roomates are going out of town!!!
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and i get to stay at her house, and eat up all her food, and watch her bigscreen t.v, and have sex on the couch, and walk around buck ass nekid.
For 3 weeks!


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Re: My girlies roomates are going out of town!!! [Re: Dreamer987]
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Throw a fire-ass party.

I'll bring the liquor  :faded:

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Re: My girlies roomates are going out of town!!! [Re: TYL3R]
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are you suggesting i sell the house, and throw a 50,000 dollar crack party?


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Re: My girlies roomates are going out of town!!! [Re: Dreamer987]
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Walking around naked = k3y!!! 

:heart:

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Re: My girlies roomates are going out of town!!! [Re: MOTH]
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EllemyshShade said:
50,000 dollar crack parties = k3y!!! 

I :heart: crackrock




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Re: My girlies roomates are going out of town!!! [Re: Dreamer987]
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Dreamer987 said:
are you suggesting i sell the house, and throw a 50,000 dollar crack party?




i didnt say it....


:crazy:


but goddamn if you didnt read my mind !  :evil: :evil: :evil:

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Re: My girlies roomates are going out of town!!! [Re: Dreamer987]
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Sweet!


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Re: My girlies roomates are going out of town!!! [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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OneMoreRobot3021 said:
Sweet!



Totally fucking sweet! Use one of their pillows as a cum rag. One of them has to be a bitch, right?


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Re: My girlies roomates are going out of town!!! [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
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HELLA_TIGHT said:
OneMoreRobot3021 said:
ahhh shit i love crack-rock too!



helllllz yeah crack-rock parties are the best!



there, that's better! :wink:


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Re: My girlies roomates are going out of town!!! [Re: Krishna]
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oh shit, i done got her in trouble.
Her roomates came home while i was there, and she wasn't.

It was fun while it lasted.


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Re: My girlies roomates are going out of town!!! [Re: Dreamer987]
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That's bad? Don't they know she's your girlfriend?


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Re: My girlies roomates are going out of town!!! [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
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yea, but they are dicks. Thats why i could never go over before.
She didn't want her racist, super conservative, ex-marine roomate to beat me up.

they treat her like a little kid, and i think that she's going to move out soon.


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Re: My girlies roomates are going out of town!!! [Re: Dreamer987]
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fuckem


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Re: My girlies roomates are going out of town!!! [Re: Dreamer987]
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You should choke slam his ass.

With a knife.


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Re: My girlies roomates are going out of town!!! [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
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No no, one knife will never get the point across. Make it two.


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