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Beer, cops, Wal Mart and dvds
    #4306267 - 06/17/05 02:17 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

So, I walk down to Wal mart to buy another case of beer after going through a case of beer by myself. It's about a mile walk to the Wal Mart and I was as drunk as can be. I must have fallen on my ass about 10 times on th e way there. Anyway, I get to Wal Mart and grab my case of beer and start to walk to the counter. The Seinfeld Season 4 dvd distracts me, so IK go look at that. I decide to buy that and head toward the front and see Kill Bill Volume 1 and 2. Well, I'm drunk and don't give a fuck, so I pick that up to. I also notice a Chicago White Sox hat on the way to the front desk. I grab that also because my other white sox hat is stained with chocolate milk because one time when I was drunk I bought some chocolate milk and it said on the bottle to shake well. Well, I thought that nopthing could shake it up bnetter than giving it a good ole drop kick. So, that's how my hat got stained.

Anyways, I buy my shit and leave.... I'm walking home and a cop stops me for some odd reason. He said I was walking funny (go figure).....Anyways, luckily for me I knew the guy, so he gave me a ride home and everything was cool. Now I'm home and can keep drinking and making posts here that no one will read.


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Re: Beer, cops, Wal Mart and dvds [Re: killme]
    #4306286 - 06/17/05 02:28 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

You remind me of Jim Carrey walking out of the store in Dumn and Dumber. With the sombrero and shit.


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Re: Beer, cops, Wal Mart and dvds [Re: killme]
    #4306290 - 06/17/05 02:29 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

wow...quite a journey. Happy to see it went well.

My brothers in the Police Academy right now...so I think im safe from punishment


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Re: Beer, cops, Wal Mart and dvds [Re: Toddo]
    #4306293 - 06/17/05 02:30 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Is he Hightower?


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Re: Beer, cops, Wal Mart and dvds [Re: SoopaX]
    #4306300 - 06/17/05 02:32 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

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SoopaX said:
You remind me of Jim Carrey walking out of the store in Dumn and Dumber. With the sombrero and shit.



That's the best analogy I've heard in a long time :lol:


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Re: Beer, cops, Wal Mart and dvds [Re: SoopaX]
    #4306306 - 06/17/05 02:33 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Hehe, it's been ages since I've seen that movie, so I'm not quite sure what I'm being compared to.


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Re: Beer, cops, Wal Mart and dvds [Re: SoopaX]
    #4306307 - 06/17/05 02:33 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

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SoopaX said:
Is he Hightower?



whats that?


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Re: Beer, cops, Wal Mart and dvds [Re: Toddo]
    #4306309 - 06/17/05 02:33 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Thanks man, it was fun.  :thumbup:


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Re: Beer, cops, Wal Mart and dvds [Re: killme]
    #4306314 - 06/17/05 02:35 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

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Deadmaker said:
Hehe, it's been ages since I've seen that movie, so I'm not quite sure what I'm being compared to.



haha..i agree. Its that part when he spends the rest of his money on the bare Essentials (beer, sombrero, racket with ball on a string) haha


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Re: Beer, cops, Wal Mart and dvds [Re: killme]
    #4306323 - 06/17/05 02:38 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

I say you need to watch Seinfeld.


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Re: Beer, cops, Wal Mart and dvds [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4306328 - 06/17/05 02:39 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

I'm watching the extra features on my computer right now.


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Re: Beer, cops, Wal Mart and dvds [Re: Toddo]
    #4306337 - 06/17/05 02:43 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

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Toddo said:
Quote:

SoopaX said:
Is he Hightower?



whats that?




I'll route this to the "how old school are you" post.


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Re: Beer, cops, Wal Mart and dvds [Re: Toddo]
    #4306342 - 06/17/05 02:44 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

hahah, yea

"this is the last of our money, we've got to spend it wisely"


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Re: Beer, cops, Wal Mart and dvds [Re: killme]
    #4306432 - 06/17/05 03:05 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

white sox? man, whatever.



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Re: Beer, cops, Wal Mart and dvds [Re: Vvellum]
    #4306436 - 06/17/05 03:06 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Fuck those north side pieces of shit. STEVE BARTMAN IS THE MAN!!!!


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Re: Beer, cops, Wal Mart and dvds [Re: killme]
    #4306453 - 06/17/05 03:12 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

I think it's funny that only ESPN and white sox fans ever bring up bartman. cubs fans blame alex gonzalez, dusty baker, alou, and prior for blowing game 6 - not bartman.


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Re: Beer, cops, Wal Mart and dvds [Re: Vvellum]
    #4306467 - 06/17/05 03:15 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Hehe, but you know alou had that ball. Alou has even said he had that ball. It doesn't matter who brings it u p, it's the truth.


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Re: Beer, cops, Wal Mart and dvds [Re: killme]
    #4306478 - 06/17/05 03:19 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

I dont know that - no one can be certain of anything. All I know is Alou freaked out like some 9 year old and spooked the team. Dusty kept Prior in too long and AGon errored on a routine double play ball. And the Marlins were a good team. That's what happened.

Steve Bartman did nothing wrong - and Cubs fans never, ever bring him up - only Sox fans and ESPN - I dont get why.


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Re: Beer, cops, Wal Mart and dvds [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4306491 - 06/17/05 03:24 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

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HELLA_TIGHT said:
I say you need to watch Seinfeld.


I second that. Seinfeld is righteous.


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Re: Beer, cops, Wal Mart and dvds [Re: Vvellum]
    #4306492 - 06/17/05 03:24 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

What do bitter sox fans have to do with it? WTF do we care about that? AGonz made the error because he was thinking about how they should have gotten an out there. Believe it or not, a play like that can demorilize a team. They are not fucking robots you know.

Of course they are not going to admit it. Would you admit that you fucked up because a fan did something they shouldn't have? I doubt it.


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