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OfflineRonoS
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Make your bets now...First Shroomery Poker Championship.
    #4168446 - 05/12/05 09:09 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Big Hold 'em Tourney at my house this weekend for any Shroomerites in the area...Confirmed Shroomerites will be..

Me
Thor
Scratcher
Wildcardsrevenge
SonnyBoy

...and about 15 - 20 other non shroomerite 'civilians'.

We're taking advance bets on who will get the farthest out of us four.

Me- I'm the wreckless go big or go home kind of player.
Scratcher - He's very slow, methodical and calculating.
Thor - I've never played against him, but I suspect he'll be alot like Scratcher...only sneakier.
Wildcardsrevenge - He could be the real wildcard...I've never played against him either, but from what i know of him he'll be the one that will play it safe all night then try to bluff with a 7 and a 3.
SonnyBoy - He's usually got a pretty good mixture of luck and wits...always a threat.

My plan is to get these clowns so drunk and high and surrounded by women that they'll lose their focus...

If any of you other Calgary Shroomerites are interested, or if you're gonna be in town this weekend, PM me and I'll teach you the secret knock.  :wink:


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InvisibleCherryBomM
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Re: Make your bets now...First Shroomery Poker Championship. [Re: Rono]
    #4168575 - 05/12/05 09:41 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

I bet a toonie that : Thor's going to win. Rono is going to be distracted by all the booze and wimmin.


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OfflineRonoS
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Re: Make your bets now...First Shroomery Poker Championship. [Re: CherryBom]
    #4168593 - 05/12/05 09:45 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

I can't argue with your logic...but I'm taking every precaution, I'm only inviting girls that have shot me down.  :wink:  Speaking of which...what are you up to this weekend?


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InvisibleCherryBomM
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Re: Make your bets now...First Shroomery Poker Championship. [Re: Rono]
    #4168618 - 05/12/05 09:51 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Probably not driving across the country.... But best of luck to all participants!

You guys should brainstorm getting to Ohio while you're all together.


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Re: Make your bets now...First Shroomery Poker Championship. [Re: Rono]
    #4168625 - 05/12/05 09:52 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

I'm glad I'm not in your area.  I'd feel bad taking all your money. :smirk:


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Re: Make your bets now...First Shroomery Poker Championship. [Re: Rono]
    #4168663 - 05/12/05 10:04 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

What kinda poker are you playing? hold em, 5 card?

Edit nvm.

Whenever I play I just hope to break even lol.


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Re: Make your bets now...First Shroomery Poker Championship. [Re: Stonerguy]
    #4168697 - 05/12/05 10:19 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Sounds like fun...good luck.


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Re: Make your bets now...First Shroomery Poker Championship. [Re: Rono]
    #4168812 - 05/12/05 10:54 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Rono said:

My plan is to get these clowns so drunk and high and surrounded by women that they'll lose their focus...





Hot damn sounds like a win win situation to me!


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Re: Make your bets now...First Shroomery Poker Championship. [Re: WildCardsRevenge]
    #4168820 - 05/12/05 10:57 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

no but seriously All your money are belong to me!


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Re: Make your bets now...First Shroomery Poker Championship. [Re: WildCardsRevenge]
    #4169562 - 05/13/05 02:21 AM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

WildCardsRevenge said:
no but seriously All your money are belong to me!




I'll almost feel guilty winning, almost...  :grin:

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Re: Make your bets now...First Shroomery Poker Championship. [Re: Thor]
    #4169566 - 05/13/05 02:22 AM (18 years, 11 months ago)

jesuslands sucked my coskc n ballz


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Re: Make your bets now...First Shroomery Poker Championship. [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4169620 - 05/13/05 02:46 AM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Mmm Hold 'Em is one of my loves.

Wish I could come play with you guys, even if it was just for the booze weed and women.

I'll just be down here in Texas.. probly a little drunk, a little high, and insomniacing like a bia.

Hope you guys have fun. La. 
:cheers: :hippie:


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OfflineRonoS
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Re: Make your bets now...First Shroomery Poker Championship. [Re: WildCardsRevenge]
    #4169877 - 05/13/05 07:03 AM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

WildCardsRevenge said:
no but seriously All your money are belong to me!



Quote:

Thor said: I'll almost feel guilty winning, almost...




You two are gonna feel violated by the time I'm done with you...don't worry though, I'll make sure you have enough in bus fare to get your asses home.  I'm good that way. :smirk:


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Re: Make your bets now...First Shroomery Poker Championship. [Re: Rono]
    #4178822 - 05/15/05 03:14 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Well that was a lot of fun, the last 3 people left were myself, Wildcard and Rono.

Me and Wildcard were the last two remaining when we both agreed to split the big pot and end it, so you could then say me and WCR tied for 1st.

Good times has by all, great party Rono  :thumbup:

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Re: Make your bets now...First Shroomery Poker Championship. [Re: Thor]
    #4181513 - 05/16/05 08:18 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

All I've got to say is that Thor and Wildcard are both dirty rotten cheaters that obviously had engineered some elaborate system of hand signals that prevented me from coming in first place...my mojo obviously intimidated them, hence the conspiracy. :mad2:   
Although I do have to say that it was pretty cool that out of all those people, it was 3 Shroomerites that made it to the final 3. 

It was a very good turn out...we had about 20 players of varying skill and techniques, and despite being almost knocked out of the game a couple times I managed to make it to the final 3 despite being very drunk and stoned...but let it be known that in the FINAL game of the evening I kicked Thors ass.  :smirk:

P.S....CherryBomb..I owe you a Toonie.    :tongue:


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Re: Make your bets now...First Shroomery Poker Championship. [Re: Rono]
    #4181651 - 05/16/05 09:45 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

sneaky buggers, them


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Re: Make your bets now...First Shroomery Poker Championship. [Re: sucklesworth]
    #4181653 - 05/16/05 09:47 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

poker game??!!
mmm where's the cocaine at !
you know poker isnt poker without some fat lines


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Re: Make your bets now...First Shroomery Poker Championship. [Re: sucklesworth]
    #4181669 - 05/16/05 09:55 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

tell me about it...somebody forgot to tell Thor that I was supposed to win. Next time I'm just gonna frying pan 'em...


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Re: Make your bets now...First Shroomery Poker Championship. [Re: Rono]
    #4182209 - 05/16/05 12:43 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah its true, the 'last' game of the evening that we played for no money, Rono did win :smile:

But the 2nd last game of the night with us 4 remaining I also won that was for money.

Damn those details! :wink:

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Re: Make your bets now...First Shroomery Poker Championship. [Re: Thor]
    #4182219 - 05/16/05 12:47 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

The Icelander is obviously still delusional...The way I remember it the last game was worth the most money. The chips were worth a million dollars each...I've got witnesses, and you owe me roughly 30 million dollars.


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