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Re: My Dream Dog [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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heh... how does it expect to run around with those little stubs?


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Re: My Dream Dog [Re: Shroomism]
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Leave it alone! It was bred to crawl through small spaces! It's only the way God made it!!!! :bitch:


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: My Dream Dog [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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I have a Dachshund. A mini Dachshund to be exact (a cocktail frank). Her name is Vienna like the sausages.


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Mahayana Buddhist tradition tells how Buddha lived on one hemp seed a day.
This was enough to sustain him during the six steps of asceticism leading to his Enlightenment.
In recent centuries, higher doses have been favoured.

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Re: My Dream Dog [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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OneMoreRobot3021 said:
Leave it alone! It was bred to crawl through small spaces! It's only the way God made it!!!! :bitch:



:lol:



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Re: My Dream Dog [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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I suspect foul play... maybe god made it with normal legs.. then satan came and cut them in half.. as a trick.

It is cute though... at least it's not one of those froo foo fucking chihuahas. they look more like overgrown ugly rats to me, with the personality of a sack of rocks.


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Re: My Dream Dog [Re: blink]
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Is that your dog Blink?

What color is your dachshund scribble?


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: My Dream Dog [Re: blink]
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blinkidiot said:




now that's a dog!

hurrah!


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Re: My Dream Dog [Re: Shroomism]
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There's barely a dog I don't like, I just love them a whole lot. What kind of personality they develop depends so much on their owner...I've met some awesome chihuahuas in my day! Heh. Dachshunds have so much personality, they're really independent and mischievous.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: My Dream Dog [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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indeed. Just seems to me that everyone I've met who owns a chihuaha.. the dog is a little bitch motherfucker, personality wise.. just like the owner. It's true about people and their dogs. I don't much care for poodles either, or maybe I'm just scarred for life for seeing people carrying their dogs around in their purse and treating it like a fucking breathing diamond ring.

Most dogs are cool with me though.. I love dogs. I hate certain types of owners.


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Re: My Dream Dog [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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short haired red and a little chubby


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This was enough to sustain him during the six steps of asceticism leading to his Enlightenment.
In recent centuries, higher doses have been favoured.

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Re: My Dream Dog [Re: Shroomism]
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Yeah man poodles are a little on my shit list when it comes to dogs. Also, I don't really like 95 percent of anything with "spaniel" in its name.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: My Dream Dog [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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My dad has a weinie dog that is marked like a german shepard... we suspect it's a german shepard/dacshund mix... it's a weinerschnitzel!

I'll have to get a pic of her sometime


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We are spiritual beings going through a temporary human experience.


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Re: My Dream Dog [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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grr don't remind me... those damn cocker spaniels... cocky little fuckers. I think I've met one out of a thousand that was cool. All the labs should eat them.


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Re: My Dream Dog [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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my dream dog!~



lolzz


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Who the hell you callin crazy?
You wouldn't know what crazy was if Charles Manson was eating froot loops on your front porch!


Brainiac said:
PM the names with on there names, that means they have mushrooms for sale.


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Re: My Dream Dog [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
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Boiledmeatloaf said:
My dream dog





I hope that's it's tail hanging down between it's back legs  :crazy:


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Re: My Dream Dog [Re: Shroomism]
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Quote:
those damn cocker spaniels... cocky little fuckers




Hence the name cocker :yesnod:


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