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Shroomism
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Re: My Dream Dog

[Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#4087955 - 04/23/05 09:19 AM (21 years, 4 months ago)

heh... how does it expect to run around with those little stubs?

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OneMoreRobot3021

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Re: My Dream Dog

[Re: Shroomism]
#4087956 - 04/23/05 09:20 AM (21 years, 4 months ago)

Leave it alone! It was bred to crawl through small spaces! It's only the way God made it!!!! :bitch:

:bitch:

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Re: My Dream Dog

[Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#4087960 - 04/23/05 09:22 AM (21 years, 4 months ago)

I have a Dachshund. A mini Dachshund to be exact (a cocktail frank). Her name is Vienna like the sausages.

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Re: My Dream Dog

[Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#4087963 - 04/23/05 09:25 AM (21 years, 4 months ago)

OneMoreRobot3021 said:

Leave it alone! It was bred to crawl through small spaces! It's only the way God made it!!!!

:lol:

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Shroomism
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Re: My Dream Dog

[Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#4087964 - 04/23/05 09:25 AM (21 years, 4 months ago)

I suspect foul play... maybe god made it with normal legs.. then satan came and cut them in half.. as a trick.

It is cute though... at least it's not one of those froo foo fucking chihuahas. they look more like overgrown ugly rats to me, with the personality of a sack of rocks.

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Re: My Dream Dog

[Re: blink]
#4087965 - 04/23/05 09:26 AM (21 years, 4 months ago)

Is that your dog Blink?

What color is your dachshund scribble?

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-Erik Davis

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Shroomism
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Re: My Dream Dog

[Re: blink]
#4087967 - 04/23/05 09:27 AM (21 years, 4 months ago)

blinkidiot said:

now that's a dog!

hurrah!

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OneMoreRobot3021

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Re: My Dream Dog

[Re: Shroomism]
#4087968 - 04/23/05 09:28 AM (21 years, 4 months ago)

There's barely a dog I don't like, I just love them a whole lot. What kind of personality they develop depends so much on their owner...I've met some awesome chihuahuas in my day! Heh. Dachshunds have so much personality, they're really independent and mischievous.

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-Erik Davis

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Shroomism
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Re: My Dream Dog

[Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#4087973 - 04/23/05 09:31 AM (21 years, 4 months ago)

indeed. Just seems to me that everyone I've met who owns a chihuaha.. the dog is a little bitch motherfucker, personality wise.. just like the owner. It's true about people and their dogs. I don't much care for poodles either, or maybe I'm just scarred for life for seeing people carrying their dogs around in their purse and treating it like a fucking breathing diamond ring.

Most dogs are cool with me though.. I love dogs. I hate certain types of owners.

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Re: My Dream Dog

[Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#4087974 - 04/23/05 09:31 AM (21 years, 4 months ago)

short haired red and a little chubby

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Re: My Dream Dog

[Re: Shroomism]
#4087975 - 04/23/05 09:32 AM (21 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah man poodles are a little on my shit list when it comes to dogs. Also, I don't really like 95 percent of anything with "spaniel" in its name.

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-Erik Davis

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Re: My Dream Dog

[Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#4087976 - 04/23/05 09:32 AM (21 years, 4 months ago)

My dad has a weinie dog that is marked like a german shepard... we suspect it's a german shepard/dacshund mix... it's a weinerschnitzel!

I'll have to get a pic of her sometime

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Re: My Dream Dog

[Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#4087978 - 04/23/05 09:34 AM (21 years, 4 months ago)

grr don't remind me... those damn cocker spaniels... cocky little fuckers. I think I've met one out of a thousand that was cool. All the labs should eat them.

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Re: My Dream Dog

[Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#4088159 - 04/23/05 10:53 AM (21 years, 4 months ago)

my dream dog!~

lolzz

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Re: My Dream Dog

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#4088184 - 04/23/05 11:06 AM (21 years, 4 months ago)

Boiledmeatloaf said:

My dream dog

I hope that's it's tail hanging down between it's back legs :crazy:

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Re: My Dream Dog

[Re: Shroomism]
#4088191 - 04/23/05 11:08 AM (21 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

those damn cocker spaniels... cocky little fuckers

Hence the name cocker :yesnod:

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