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OfflineLooksLikeRain
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Man gets drunk to save his life.
    #3693865 - 01/28/05 04:41 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1261997.html?menu


Man peed way out of avalanche

A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it.

Rescue teams found Richard Kral drunk and staggering along a mountain path four days after his Audi car was buried in the Slovak Tatra mountains.

He told them that after the avalanche, he had opened his car window and tried to dig his way out.

But as he dug with his hands, he realised the snow would fill his car before he managed to break through.

He had 60 half-litre bottles of beer in his car as he was going on holiday, and after cracking one open to think about the problem he realised he could urinate on the snow to melt it, local media reported.

He said: "I was scooping the snow from above me and packing it down below the window, and then I peed on it to melt it. It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt. But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful and I managed to get out of there."

Parts of Europe have this week been hit by the heaviest snowfalls since 1941, with some places registering more than ten feet of snow in 24 hours.


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Re: Man gets drunk to save his life. [Re: LooksLikeRain]
    #3693875 - 01/28/05 04:43 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

That's using your head... Both of 'em!

... Hey, two heads really ARE better than one! Go men!


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Invisibledressel11
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Re: Man gets drunk to save his life. [Re: LooksLikeRain]
    #3693876 - 01/28/05 04:44 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

now i know to keep booz with me around mountains. i heard another story about two teens traped somewere and the only reason they didnt freez is they had enough alcohol to keep they're blood thin enough to flow.


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Invisibleflowstone
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Re: Man gets drunk to save his life. [Re: LooksLikeRain]
    #3693877 - 01/28/05 04:44 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)



that is crazy, lol
Saved his life- screwed his liver.. A good tradeoff for sure


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Re: Man gets drunk to save his life. [Re: LooksLikeRain]
    #3693881 - 01/28/05 04:45 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

That's the funniest thing I have read in a while ! :lol:


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OfflineMrBump
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Re: Man gets drunk to save his life. [Re: LooksLikeRain]
    #3694038 - 01/28/05 05:29 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

thanks that was hilarious!


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Re: Man gets drunk to save his life. [Re: MrBump]
    #3694059 - 01/28/05 05:33 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

hahaha...thats kool..hahaha


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InvisibleDNKYD
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Re: Man gets drunk to save his life. [Re: LooksLikeRain]
    #3694070 - 01/28/05 05:35 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Beer: Not just helping uglies get laid.... now saves lives from avalanches!


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InvisibleBurke Dennings

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Re: Man gets drunk to save his life. [Re: DNKYD]
    #3694216 - 01/28/05 06:27 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

That's exactly why I never go anywhere without beer in my car.


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