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OfflineNoviseer
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fighting with 2X4's, beer bottles, I saved em with a bowl
    #1868766 - 08/31/03 05:56 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

Last night one of my old savage friends from high school had some people over. I didn't get there till 11:30, and by the time I came in, everyone was so belligerantly drunk, the vibe was super energized and pissed. I dunno what drugs they were on but I saw crazy larry's and adderall bottles around. Anyways, I proceeded to get VERY stoned off my new stash of dank nugs. Then groups of 2 or 3 kept coming up to me wanting to get stoned too, so I got even worse. About the time when I'm really starting to groove, I find out he has a piano. I sit down and start flowing out some really good stuff, smoked another fat bowl, and kept playing. Now, when I'm way too stoned to do anything but play piano (literally, i'm in the zone right now, the keys look like some crazy grid, i'm just letting my subconscious kick out the jams cause i can't even talk at this point), my two savage friends from high school start fighting. I mean, fucking FIGHTING. Beer Bottles, broken bones, two by fours, they are going nuts. I spent the next 2 hours takling each of them. I really don't feel like taking someone to the hospital. They were so drunk and delirious, it was hilarious, but so scary at the same time. I'm not exagerating, they were using whatever weapons they could get their hands on. No one ever picked up a knife, thank god, but plenty of hard objects were used. The worse off guy threw a 5 pound steel statue of liberty at the other guy and hit him square in the back. Finally, I got one of em to smoke a bowl with me. He instantly started crying, went up to the other guy, got socked in the face, and apologized. The other guy was still pissed, but i said "R, dude just come smoke with us" and he started crying as well. AHHH MJ to the rescue


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Re: fighting with 2X4's, beer bottles, I saved em with a bowl [Re: Noviseer]
    #1869806 - 09/01/03 01:10 AM (13 years, 8 months ago)

gotta love it


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Re: fighting with 2X4's, beer bottles, I saved em with a bowl [Re: Noviseer]
    #1869834 - 09/01/03 01:19 AM (13 years, 8 months ago)

and this belongs in odd why?


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Re: fighting with 2X4's, beer bottles, I saved em with a bowl [Re: Infrared]
    #1869875 - 09/01/03 01:44 AM (13 years, 8 months ago)

Yup...the ol' emotional drunk. I love em. I used to get all emotionally drunk with my friends mom when I was younger. No crying, but Ide go on and on about how bad I felt for her.....I dont really know why.


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Re: fighting with 2X4's, beer bottles, I saved em with a bow [Re: Noviseer]
    #1870159 - 09/01/03 03:33 AM (13 years, 8 months ago)

blessed is the peacemaker.

good job man :thumbup:

 


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