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OfflineJadian
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Re: LNC im drunk [Re: fresh313]
    #5360401 - 03/03/06 01:34 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Drafting a semi to get somewhere, I'll be damned that's ingenius.

I miss my truck. It broke down on the side of the road, my options were either:

1) Leave it in front of the mailboxes it died at
2) Push it into the road.

So obviously I left it in front of mailboxes, where it was towed before I could come get it the next day. All that was wrong was the clutch needed to be replaced. So I call the impound lot, and they want 220 fucking bucks on the SECOND day it was in impound. I couldn't afford to get it out and repair it, so thusly I have no truck :cry:

I'm going to buy a little beater car that hopefully won't die and drive it down to Arizona here at the end of the month perhaps. That is if shit doesn't get better here.


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Re: LNC im drunk [Re: eris]
    #5360407 - 03/03/06 01:36 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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eris said:
I think posture has something to do with it.. I'm a slouch.




As am I. 5'10 the way I normally stand, 6' when I straighten myself. I had no idea until I went to the doctors and they checked me out and said I was 5'10. I said no fucking way, measure again, and I conciously straightened myself and sure enough, 6'.

But that's half because of bad posture, and half because when I hurt my back playing hockey my pelvis somehow ended up slightly crooked, thus one leg is slightly longer than the other.


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Re: LNC im drunk [Re: Jadian]
    #5360414 - 03/03/06 01:38 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

i came home from my friends house to find my roomate throwing knives at people...i locked my door


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Re: LNC im drunk [Re: bobjones]
    #5360418 - 03/03/06 01:41 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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bobjones said:
i came home from my friends house to find my roomate throwing knives at people...i locked my door




sounds like great roomates  :smirk:

That kinda sucks lol.

I just went outside to smoke some more hash and realized it's snowing HEAVILY...ughh...we just got a fresh foot a few days ago.


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Re: LNC im drunk [Re: Jadian]
    #5360420 - 03/03/06 01:42 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I was told I had a very mild case of scoliosis(sp?) in my back... so mild that it isn't really noticeable.
It was probably a result of not sitting properly as I was growing up.


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Re: LNC im drunk [Re: eris]
    #5360425 - 03/03/06 01:44 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Hopefully it doesn't get worse.  I know my back will, and it sucks.


bobjones - When he throws knives, throw grenades back! :grin:


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Re: LNC im drunk [Re: Jadian]
    #5360433 - 03/03/06 01:47 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

i was at the impound lot here in phoenix after my bike got stolen and a mexican guy told me if u dont have the money they cant hold your property, its like a law, that they cant hold it for ransom. go there and try and tell them you dont have the money to get it out but youll sign a document saying you owe them whatever it is. obviously youll never pay em, if they give u shit call the cops, tell them u dont have the money to get it out and you need it to goto work and stuff, so u can pay off the impound fee. be respectful and calm. its worth a shot.


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Re: LNC im drunk [Re: fresh313]
    #5360436 - 03/03/06 01:50 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Hah, they sold it the minute I told them I couldn't afford to get it out. Put it into the auction the very next week.


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Re: LNC im drunk [Re: Jadian]
    #5360441 - 03/03/06 01:51 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

impound lots are shady motherfuckers on the fringes of society
they can rot in hell, got no love for em


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Re: LNC im drunk [Re: fresh313]
    #5360452 - 03/03/06 01:55 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Same for me obviously. Although chances are that's where I'll get the car I try to take on my road trip. Probably the same one even.


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Re: LNC im drunk [Re: Jadian]
    #5360455 - 03/03/06 01:56 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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and they want 220 fucking bucks on the SECOND day it was in impound.




My Lincoln broke down in the middle of a VERY busy intersection last summer. It was in a part of a road which was kind of like a ditch, in that if I tried to push it forward or backward, there was an upward incline.. either way I tried to go. This thing was an old tank of a car, and a freakin boat. Solid sort of metal, heavy as hell and NOt easy to push, even on a flat road, let alone up hill.
http://www.lincolncountymt.us/images/0602%20%201988%20Lincoln%20Town%20Car.jpg
Thats' pretty much the same year and color I have.

Well anyways, I went to a convenience store across the street to get some water (since the engine had overheated) and I was used to the cooling down and restarting process. I got the water, but when I came back, not even 10 mins later, the fucker got towed.
I had no idea who towed it or anything, it was just GONE!
After calling the state police I realized they did it. And my car was sitting in some junk yard, and I had a damn $150+ towing bill to pay for.
Not only that but things inside were stolen.

Are you sure it isn't the towing fee that is/was keeping you from getting it back?


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Re: LNC im drunk [Re: eris]
    #5360477 - 03/03/06 02:08 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Well the towing fee was the majority of it, 160 or something. Then they charged me like 30 bucks a day it was in the impound or something ridiculous like that. I told them straight up (although in nicer words) fuck you I can't afford that.


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Re: LNC im drunk [Re: Jadian]
    #5360483 - 03/03/06 02:10 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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The worst part is the more bored I am during the day the more insomniac I get at night.




And me being up real late + bored + bunch of klonos =

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/5359174#Post5359174

I was so bored and out of it that I sat and whored up posts in my journal  :blush:

Shameful when I look back on it now.


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Re: LNC im drunk [Re: eris]
    #5360488 - 03/03/06 02:12 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I can't sleep shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit.


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Re: LNC im drunk [Re: eris]
    #5360490 - 03/03/06 02:13 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I am getting high on the shroomery.


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Re: LNC im drunk [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5360491 - 03/03/06 02:15 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

shit, that's a lot of posts... When I kept hitting the submit, it even seemed like forever to get to 100. Can't even begin to imagine 50k+


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Re: LNC im drunk [Re: mikeownow]
    #5360495 - 03/03/06 02:17 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Shroomery is the cyber crack.


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Re: LNC im drunk [Re: eris]
    #5360498 - 03/03/06 02:18 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I IV it straight into my eyeball.


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Re: LNC im drunk [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5360505 - 03/03/06 02:20 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

When you can?t find the light,
That got you through the cloudy days,
When the stars ain?t shinin? bright,
You feel like you?ve lost you?re way,
When those candle lights of home,
Burn so very far away,
Well you got to let your soul shine,
Just like my daddy used to say.

He used to say soulshine,
It?s better than sunshine,
It?s better than moonshine,
Damn sure better than rain.
Hey now people don?t mind,
We all get this way sometime,
Got to let your soul shine, shine till the break of day.

I grew up thinkin? that I had it made,
Gonna make it on my own.
Life can take the strongest man,
Make him feel so alone.
Now and then I feel a cold wind,
Blowin? through my achin? bones,
I think back to what my daddy said,
He said boy, in the darkness before the dawn:

Let your soul shine,
It?s better than sunshine,
It?s better than moonshine,
Damn sure better than rain.
Yeah now people don?t mind,
We all get this way sometimes,
Gotta let your soul shine, shine till the break of day.

Sometimes a man can feel this emptiness,
Like a woman has robbed him of his very soul.
A woman too, God knows, she can feel like this.
And when your world seems cold, you got to let your spirit take control.

Let your soul shine,
It?s better than sunshine,
It?s better than moonshine,
Damn sure better than rain.
Lord now people don?t mind,
We all get this way sometimes,
Gotta let your soul shine, shine till the break of day.

Oh, it?s better than sunshine,
It?s better than moonshine,
Damn sure better than rain.
Yeah now people don?t mind,
We all get this way sometimes,
Gotta let your soul shine, shine till the break of day.



shine on hella.


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Re: LNC im drunk [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
    #5360535 - 03/03/06 02:44 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I'm watching UFC 57 now. Entertainment at last. Mmmm moose meat. Still won't be able to sleep forever though.


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