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Greatest Story Ever Told...
    #3608016 - 01/10/05 04:12 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Moses come ridin' up on a quasar
His spurs was-a-jinglin, the door was ajar
His buckle was silver, His manner was bold
I asked him to come on in out of the cold
His brain was boilin', His reason was spent
He said "Nothin' is borrowed and nothin' is lent."
He asked me for mercy, I gave him a gun
Now and again these things just got to be done....

Abraham and Isaac sittin on a fence, say "you'd get right to work if you had any sense."
"You know the one thing we need is a left handed monkey wrench"...

...Gideon come in with his eyes on the floor
Said "You ain't got a hinge, you can't close the door"...
Moses stood up, a full 6 foot ten
Said "You can't close the door when the wall's caved in!" (WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!)
I asked him for water, he poured me some wine
We finished the bottle and broke into mine.
He said "You get what you come for, you're ready to go...
now it's one in 10,000 that come for the show."

Abraham and Isaac diggin' on a well
Mamma come quick with the water witch spell
cool clear water, you can never tell... (wooooooooo)






(woohoo)







Abraham and Isaac sittin' on a fence,
You know the one thing we need is a left handed monkey wrench....


(woo) >phew<



:smile: :peace:    ---> Jack-a-Roe :grin:


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Re: Greatest Story Ever Told... [Re: LouiseLouise]
    #3608758 - 01/10/05 06:19 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Great Lyrics, one of my favorites. :grin:


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Re: Greatest Story Ever Told... [Re: Ripple]
    #3608771 - 01/10/05 06:23 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

yup a good 74ish tune :smile:


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Re: Greatest Story Ever Told... [Re: notapillow]
    #3608789 - 01/10/05 06:27 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

YES...a good year it was too!


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Re: Greatest Story Ever Told... [Re: Ripple]
    #3608793 - 01/10/05 06:29 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

wish i was there :tripping:


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Re: Greatest Story Ever Told... [Re: notapillow]
    #3608807 - 01/10/05 06:31 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

The penalty I pay for being there is that I'm old!

I would take youth any day! :wink:


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Re: Greatest Story Ever Told... [Re: Ripple]
    #3608816 - 01/10/05 06:33 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

I like my youth but I want to be there too. Maybe one day I'll invent a time machine to go back and see them in concert !!!! Anyone wanna go with me ???


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Re: Greatest Story Ever Told... [Re: JettaJay]
    #3608820 - 01/10/05 06:34 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

me youth aint so great now adays :wink:


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Re: Greatest Story Ever Told... [Re: JettaJay]
    #3608828 - 01/10/05 06:35 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

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JettaJay said:
I like my youth but I want to be there too. Maybe one day I'll invent a time machine to go back and see them in concert !!!! Anyone wanna go with me ???




I'll go I miss those days!


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Re: Greatest Story Ever Told... [Re: notapillow]
    #3608832 - 01/10/05 06:37 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

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me youth aint so great now adays :wink:




Agreed ... I like being 20 but still I'd rather have experience behind me so people wouldn't think I'm full of :poop: when I speak about things.


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Re: Greatest Story Ever Told... [Re: Ripple]
    #3608838 - 01/10/05 06:38 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Well I fount out how to makeone it's just acquiring the materials and the knowledge. These directions don't read like directions.


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Re: Greatest Story Ever Told... [Re: JettaJay]
    #3608856 - 01/10/05 06:42 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

You young ones enjoy every day because time goes by very fast!

You Can always find something to smile about, a summer breeze or a sunrise, it matters not!

Just Shine on!


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Re: Greatest Story Ever Told... [Re: Ripple]
    #3608871 - 01/10/05 06:47 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

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Ripple said:
You young ones enjoy every day because time goes by very fast!

You Can always find something to smile about, a summer breeze or a sunrise, it matters not!

Just Shine on!





This is quite true I smiled today at the sunset. Funny how something like that can make you smile a big huge smile .


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Re: Greatest Story Ever Told... [Re: JettaJay]
    #3608879 - 01/10/05 06:48 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

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Quote:

Ripple said:
You young ones enjoy every day because time goes by very fast!

You Can always find something to smile about, a summer breeze or a sunrise, it matters not!

Just Shine on!





This is quite true I smiled today at the sunset. Funny how something like that can make you smile a big huge smile .





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Re: Greatest Story Ever Told... [Re: Ripple]
    #3609144 - 01/10/05 07:48 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

:peace:
IMO, the Title acurately describes the song :grin:


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