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Re: Funniest prank you ever pulled [Re: Pathos]
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okay I called the cops and told them I was having a bad trip, i told them I took a lot, and told them I was wigging out and thought I was gonna die, I was with my other friend...god it was funny it was by the library where I used to live..i just got through phoning back after calling the pay phone in front of the school first of all...of course I just called the operator to begin with, I was so broke and so was my friend, what else is there to to on a boring day when you are a teenager! hahahahhaha! Lol

Edited by skunk78395 (12/16/04 12:36 AM)

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Re: Funniest prank you ever pulled [Re: Skunk420]
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Seems to be some pranks involving dildos, so I'll share one i pulled once.
There used to be this crazy bitch who lived across the street and my friend and I put this foot long dildo into her mail slot on the door. lol
Also I once loaded a dumpster down with bricks and huge chunks of cement to the top and watched the next day as the dump- truck guy could NOT lift it with the hydraulic arm. They had to empty it some before they could pick it up.


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Re: Funniest prank you ever pulled [Re: Crestfallen]
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A friend of a friend of mine once printed out thousands of flyers, put them on car windshields they read something like this:

ATTENTION

The city will be shutting off your water for the next two days to do some routine tests. for more information please call this number: xxx-xxxx

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and it was some poor fucker who got like 2,000 calls and had to have his number changed.

He deserved it.

It was on the evening news.

Oh, the hilarity!


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Re: Funniest prank you ever pulled [Re: SWEDEN]
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oh man i have done alot of pronks. over 4 months i stuck 100's of dominos piza magnets to the seling of my school, also sharpened pencils excessively and got them stuck in the celings too.
participated in throwing a bag of vomit into ambercrombie and fitch,
released mice in to the planters at the mall, and placed them in the sweater racks at ambercrombie.
sold old cold pizza to people at the mall...
broke into an old old abandomed mall, and stole light fixtures out of the celing.
stink bombs in the hallway of school.
took a pricing giun and tagged almost all of the lockers in my schook 4.20 on the last day of school...
rolled a giant snowball infront of a van (like 4 feet tall, one in back too. this was at a boyscout campout.
at another campout, zipstripped all of the tents shit, at 3am and woke up the people in them. it was funy watching them struggle to get out.
while working at mcdonalda, i filled an entire large coffee cup with artat sauce and chucked it into a brick wall, that shit was like a grenade exploding. and in the summer too,

threw a giant bag of caramel into a different mcdonalds window...

made spray paint signe that said "have you lived today", and "like life know death", and tagged up an entire street.

fliped the automatic door opener switches to off and watched people walk into them.

printed up tons of flyers from 911 conspiracy websites, and deception dollars, and passed them out to people in the mall, while pasting the signs to every wall we could, it was fucking hilarious when we saw security walk by us reading our flyers while we were handing them out, they didnt even see us!



and the kicker, i poured atleast a gallon of gasoline onto a street at 2am now i dont know what anyone tells you but that shit spreads out quite a bit on pavement. and lit the fucker up, almost blowing up my car. oddly enough, 3 hours later, i was taken to rehab against my will for a 10 month stay in mexico...


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."

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Re: Funniest prank you ever pulled [Re: Pathos]
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Just had stoned sex and then had the munchies, so she cut up some golden kiwis and we were going to eat them (they were freakin' good at that point). Anyhow while she's in the washroom I take one of the pieces of fruit and put it on a different plate, when she gets back I act like I ate it all except that one piece. oohhh she was pissed for like 30 seconds until I showed the other plate. Then we ate and had more sex.

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Re: Funniest prank you ever pulled [Re: djfrog]
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Had a friend who was doing some deals with some pretty shady characters and he was all freaked out thinking they were going to kill him. So, he's gone for the evening. This dude was paranoid as shit, doing coke, smoking dope. We knew he'd be totally fucked up coming home. We knock a few things over and kill all the lights get out some ketchup and use it to look like blood and put it all over ourselves. When we see him coming in we all lay around on the floor spread out like we've been shot, some of us dead. One of us is in the corner moaning - "Help, they shot us..." He came in and about shit his pants and was totally freaking out. We all started laughing our asses off. I've never seen anyone so pissed in my life. I'm surprised he didn't shoot us right then and there.

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Re: Funniest prank you ever pulled [Re: Supernova]
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This past summer, my crew and I had nothing inparticular to do. There was this chick who lived down the street, that was slightly annoying (that kind of person that you cringe when their name comes up on the caller ID). We had a huge pack of black cats, which we unraveled so there were millions of individual fire crackers. We called this annoying chick, and told her she could come over if she liked. Naturally, she accepted, and we had about 10 or so minutes for her to walk over. We stressed that she needed to use the front door, which we ran downstairs and locked. Two of us waited on the third floor by two open windows, and my boy and I waited impatiently in the bathroom on the second floor, by the window over-looking the porch. Black cats and lighters in hand, we were giggling like catholic school girls, watching for her to round the corner down the street. When we spotted her, we called up to the guys upstairs to let them know she was coming, and we prepared, laying out our fire crackers on the window sill for easy access. Once she got on the porch, tried the door, only to realize it was locked, the onslaught began. From three different windows, lit black cats plummeted in her general direction. It sounded like a drive-by with multiple sawed-offs. It looked even more hilarious.. imagine someone shouting, "DANCE, MONKEY!! DANCE!!" and that would be the jist of it. We laughed, we cried, we let her inside and smoked a bowl. All was merry. It was a good day.
The only downside to this prank, was now, whenever anyone walked out of the front door to go snag a soda or food from the cafe, or while they were returning from such activities, multiple black cats would explode above, beside, or below you, from a wide number of angles. We quickly learned to haul ass to or from the front door, or take the extra 30 seconds to walk around to the safety of the back door. It was a good summer, to say the least.


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Re: Funniest prank you ever pulled [Re: Phr33k]
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So, did she get pissed? and after getting her stoned was she still annoying?

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Re: Funniest prank you ever pulled [Re: Supernova]
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She was initially pissed, but she got over it. Smoking with her made her simmer down, I suppose.
And yes, she was constantly annoying, no matter how inebriated she was. She just.. never got whatever we were talking about. We suspect that she at one time did a few hits too many of the lucy, and never really came back. She's cool, though. Or else we wouldn't have hung out with her. Plus, she was over 21, her mom was cool as hell, and it was another house we could go to if we wanted to party.


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>>I'd start a revolution if I could get up in the morning.

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Re: Funniest prank you ever pulled [Re: Phr33k]
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I like chicks that take acid. Some tend to be a bit strange. But strange can be good.

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Re: Funniest prank you ever pulled [Re: Pathos]
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There were a few great pranks mentioned here :thumbup:

My favorite prank was at a party when two guys had passed out next to each other. I put some bright lipstick on both of them and then got a female friend to put some on and give them a few sloppy kisses all over their faces. Needless to say they were pretty freaked out when they woke up and thought they had been making out  :eek: :eek:


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"A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd"

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Re: Funniest prank you ever pulled [Re: Toboggan]
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lol
i have one prank thats kinda stupid that i did last friday
i thought it was funny as hell though
my freind left the skatepark and went to get dinner and i convinced everyone in the skate park to get up and hug him when he got back
so he got back and after about 2 min i screamed now and he was instently embrased by like 30 people :smile:
it was so funny cus he was like "what the fuck! ewww!"


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Re: Funniest prank you ever pulled [Re: Pathos]
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PROMOTE BACTERIA. THEY'RE THE ONLY CULTURE SOME PEOPLE HAVE.

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Re: Funniest prank you ever pulled [Re: Bi0TeK]
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:lol: :lol: :lol:  :thumbup:


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Re: Funniest prank you ever pulled [Re: Dark_Star]
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:grin:


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PROMOTE BACTERIA. THEY'RE THE ONLY CULTURE SOME PEOPLE HAVE.

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Re: Funniest prank you ever pulled [Re: Bi0TeK]
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The best prank I ever did was quite a few years ago. BTW, this is my first post here, hi. Anyways I was a bit of a frog nut, and I would always be looking for frog egg masses in swamps and ponds (so I could raise frogs). Back to the prank, I happened to have some frog eggs in my pockets and I was eating at KFC. When I was done the meal I went to the bathroom and DUMPED the egg masses into the urinal.

For those of you that have never seen frog eggs, they look kind of like tapioca, only all stuck together in a gooey mass.

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Re: Funniest prank you ever pulled [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
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uhm one time i took a shit in my brother's kool-aid, he got really sick though because drank a whole glass before he saw the log.  :sick: :pirate: :thebird: :doggystyle:


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"Bus squelching is not to be laughed at."

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Re: Funniest prank you ever pulled [Re: Pathos]
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A friend passed out at my place after we'd been partying all night and and I wrote in fine felt tip pen "FUCK MY ASS" on the back of his neck. He woke up midday and went on his merry way, did some shopping and went to the pub and was totaly oblivious as to why everyone had been sniggering behind his back all day!!!


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Re: Funniest prank you ever pulled [Re: Supernova]
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I'm a chick, and I take acid. I take acid a lot. I also suppose I'm very strange.... hm.


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Re: Funniest prank you ever pulled [Re: Phr33k]
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Two pranks that I've had in mind that I will one day execute:

1. Order a large soda in a drive-thru, pull around and pay for it and such, and right when you get the beverage before the little shutter window closes, toss the unlidded soda back into the window while shouting, "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!" and speed off.

2. At the drive-thru, order a burger without the meat, pull around, then bitch about having said, "no mustard."

Whenever eating at McDonalds, we always chuck our pickles at the walls and watch 'em stick there, and when throwing away our food, we throw the tray away as well. For no good reason. Just because we can, I suppose.


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