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zachary
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Do you know how tough it is being a man...?

#3455326 - 12/06/04 03:24 PM (21 years, 10 months ago)

Do you know how tough it is being a man...?

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.
If you work too hard there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're pervert.
If you don't, you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist.
If you don't, you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself.
If you don't, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.

If you want it Too often, you're oversexed.
If you don't, there must be someone else.

NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN!

THEY WANT TO!!

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Shroom_Herder
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Re: Do you know how tough it is being a man...?

[Re: zachary]
#3455366 - 12/06/04 03:30 PM (21 years, 10 months ago)

lol

fucking femenests...

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Jim

Registered: 04/07/04
Posts: 20,932

Re: Do you know how tough it is being a man...?

[Re: Shroom_Herder]
#3455395 - 12/06/04 03:34 PM (21 years, 10 months ago)

Shroomherder... I want to shoot that guy down in your avatar. :smile:

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afoaf said:
Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.

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Shroom_Herder
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Re: Do you know how tough it is being a man...?

[Re: Jim]
#3455402 - 12/06/04 03:35 PM (21 years, 10 months ago)

lol yea,,,

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JettaJay
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Registered: 10/14/04
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Re: Do you know how tough it is being a man...?

[Re: zachary]
#3455783 - 12/06/04 04:45 PM (21 years, 10 months ago)

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I saw a little green light buzzing around in a tree, and it dawned on me that "they" were here
~~~LouiseLouise

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TinTree
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Re: Do you know how tough it is being a man...?

[Re: zachary]
#3455820 - 12/06/04 04:51 PM (21 years, 10 months ago)

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"I'm afraid of losing my obscurity. Genuineness only thrives in the dark. Like celery."
- Aldous Huxley

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Shroomism
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Loc: 9th Dimension

Re: Do you know how tough it is being a man...?

[Re: zachary]
#3455872 - 12/06/04 05:01 PM (21 years, 10 months ago)

sad but true...

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JettaJay
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Registered: 10/14/04
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Re: Do you know how tough it is being a man...?

[Re: Shroomism]
#3455897 - 12/06/04 05:07 PM (21 years, 10 months ago)

I like your Sig Shroomism

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I saw a little green light buzzing around in a tree, and it dawned on me that "they" were here
~~~LouiseLouise

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Shroomism
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Loc: 9th Dimension

Re: Do you know how tough it is being a man...?

[Re: JettaJay]
#3456225 - 12/06/04 06:03 PM (21 years, 10 months ago)

cool thanks.. it's going to be the cover of our first album maybe

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JettaJay
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Re: Do you know how tough it is being a man...?

[Re: Shroomism]
#3456245 - 12/06/04 06:07 PM (21 years, 10 months ago)

That would be awesome man.

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I saw a little green light buzzing around in a tree, and it dawned on me that "they" were here
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CherryBom
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Registered: 12/26/98
Posts: 11,179
Loc: Ontario

Re: Do you know how tough it is being a man...?

[Re: zachary]
#3456996 - 12/06/04 08:53 PM (21 years, 10 months ago)

That's such crap.

Men have it easy.

I'd like to see you pussies deal with a period for 30 years, cramps, PMS, yearly visits to the gyno and the pressure to be a superwoman with 3 kids, a clean house and a successful career.

You will cry like baby bois.

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Jim

Registered: 04/07/04
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Re: Do you know how tough it is being a man...?

[Re: CherryBom]
#3457009 - 12/06/04 08:55 PM (21 years, 10 months ago)

Hey if you dont like all that stuff stop doing it. j/k . men do have it easy. I think women definitly got screwed when it comes to physical issues... I am sorry for you CherryBomb :smile:

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afoaf said:
Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.

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trendal
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Registered: 04/17/01
Posts: 20,825
Loc: Ontario, Canada

Re: Do you know how tough it is being a man...?

[Re: CherryBom]
#3457020 - 12/06/04 08:58 PM (21 years, 10 months ago)

"I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

:lol:

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Once, men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free.
But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.

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JettaJay
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Re: Do you know how tough it is being a man...?

[Re: trendal]
#3457032 - 12/06/04 08:59 PM (21 years, 10 months ago)

trendal said:

"I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

I must admit women are kinda like Superwoman sometimes

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I saw a little green light buzzing around in a tree, and it dawned on me that "they" were here
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geokills
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Re: Do you know how tough it is being a man...?

[Re: CherryBom]
#3457083 - 12/06/04 09:06 PM (21 years, 10 months ago)

Bah, we're all equal only different.
Some have it easier than others..
male OR female.

Life is not easily quantifiable. :spliff:

Edit: LoL @ that quote... that's probably the most chuckle-worthy joke ever put forth by SouthPark (generally a show that doesn't appeal to me much)

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Ripple
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Re: Do you know how tough it is being a man...?

[Re: geokills]
#3457121 - 12/06/04 09:12 PM (21 years, 10 months ago)

geokills said:

Bah, we're all equal only different.
Some have it easier than others..
male OR female.

Life is not easily quantifiable.

Very true grasshopper!

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kadakuda
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Re: Do you know how tough it is being a man...?

[Re: zachary]
#3457337 - 12/06/04 09:44 PM (21 years, 10 months ago)

monthly cycles and child birth are teh 2 things taht make me glad as hell to not be female. the only thing that gets on my nerves is nagging, which is honestly mostly done by females in my life. if its a guy you can at elast jsut tell him off and be doe with it. do that to a girl and your outa pussy for a month. ]

garrison's full of true to life phrases. i love that show.

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