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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes [Re: JettaJay]
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Mr. Orange: What happens if the manager won't give you the diamonds?
Mr. White: When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says fucking shit after that. You might get some bitch talk shit to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the fuck up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to fuck around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco.

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Mr. Brown: O.K., let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
Mr. Blue: How many dicks is that?
Mr. White: A lot.

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Mr. Pink: I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's fucked up. That ain't my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis. Look, if you ask me to sign something that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball. And as for this non-college bullshit I got two words for that: learn to fuckin' type, 'cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent you're in for a big fuckin' surprise.
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Marvin: I already told you I don't know anything about any fucking setup; you can torture me all you want.
Mr. Blonde: Torture you? That's a good idea. I like that.

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Joe: And you are Mr. Pink.
Mr. Pink: Why am I Mr. Pink?
Joe: Cause you're a faggot, ok?

I'll just post every quote from that movie. Best movie ever made.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105236/quotes


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Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man

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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes [Re: JettaJay]
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Hope this hasn't been used:

"The question is not how far. The question is...do you posses the constitution, the depth of faith, to go as far as is needed?" -- The Boondock Saints

I like this because it hints towards the fact that we are not truly in control of our surroundings, so we must adapt to them if we are to have any chance of success. It isn't how far you can take something, because you aren't taking anything anywhere. You ride the wave, putting all your hope and energy into riding it all the way home.


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Once, men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free.
But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.

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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes *DELETED* [Re: trendal]
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Post deleted by blinkidiot

Reason for deletion: Im sorry



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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes [Re: blink]
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"I'm gonna fuck-start your head."
Home movie.


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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes [Re: JettaJay]
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Gene Wilder and Marty Feldman when they first dicsovered the lab in 'Young Frankenstein'

"What a filthy mess!"
"Oh, I don't know. A little paint, a few flowers, a couple of throw pillows....sorry."


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You invented the wheel....You push the motherfucker!!

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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes [Re: ToTheSummit]
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This is Captian Over, over. What's your vector, Victor? I need clearance, Clarence.

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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes [Re: adrug]
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full metal jacket -
"well at least he died for a good cause" we'll call soldier 1
"what cause was that?" - soldier 2
"freedom" -soldier 1
.....some other stuff
"...this is a slaughter. if im gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang."- soldier 2

donnie brasco
"you callin me a dunski" - lefty

Edited by relativexistance (11/17/04 12:20 AM)

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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes [Re: relativexistance]
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"My girlfriend sucked thirty seven dicks!"-Dante Hicks
"In a row?"-Quik Stop customer

damn sticklers


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In the desert
I saw a creature, naked, bestial,
who, squatting upon the ground,
Held his heart in his hands,
And ate of it.
I said, "Is it good, friend?"
"It is bitter, bitter," he answered;
"But I like it
Because it is bitter,
And because it is my heart."

Edited by BubblerBoy (11/17/04 01:06 AM)

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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes [Re: BubblerBoy]
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BubblerBoy said:
"My girlfriend sucked twenty seven dicks!"-Dante Hicks
"In a row?"-Quik Stop customer


*thirty-seven


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"It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong."--Voltaire

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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes [Re: silversoul7]
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always the stickler


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Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect
GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.

~Casil



:cactus:

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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes [Re: Todcasil]
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"just shut up and take it" - Easy Rider


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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes [Re: Peterthinks]
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:lol: :lol: :lol: ... Bet that home movie is funny


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I saw a little green light buzzing around in a tree, and it dawned on me that "they" were here
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes [Re: JettaJay]
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All of Full Metal Jacket


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Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man

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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes [Re: relativexistance]
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Gny Sgt Hartman - "Whats your name boy?"
Pvt Pyle - "Lawrence, sir"
Hartman - Lawrence what, of Arabia ? Only royalty and sailors are named Lawrence


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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes [Re: SoopaX]
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wrong

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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes [Re: ricyjo]
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I didn't remember the exact phrasing that well, sue me!

The point is it's hilarious.


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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes [Re: adrug]
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Wasn't their a "Roger, Rodger" in that part of Airplane?


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Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man

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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes [Re: SoopaX]
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The Goonies:

Sloth: "Hey, You GUYS!"

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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes [Re: SoopaX]
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There sure was, thank you for reminding me.

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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes [Re: JettaJay]
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Taxi Driver

Travis Bickle: "I got some bad ideas in my head."
-"Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is a man who stood up."

Passenger: Have you ever seen what a .44 Magnum will do to a woman's pussy? Now that you should see. What a .44 Magnum will do to a woman's pussy that you should see?

Se7en

William Somerset: This guy's methodical, exacting, and worst of all, patient.
David Mills: "He's a nut-bag! Just because the fucker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda!"

David Mills: "What's in the box?"

CITY OF GOD (SEE THIS FOREIGN MOVIE, ITS GREAT)

Z? Pequeno: "Where do you want to take the shot? In the hand or in the foot?"

HEAT:
Vincent Hanna: "Who? Who? What are you, a fucking owl?"

LEON (The Professional):
Stansfield: "I haven't got time for this Mickey Mouse bullshit."

to receptionist after being asked about her father (Leon)]
Mathilda: "He's not my father. He's my lover."

Fatman: "Somebody's coming up. Somebody serious."


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