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OfflineWorf
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I MET BEERWEED YESTERDAY!!
    #3180363 - 09/25/04 07:59 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

Last night a couple of my friends invited me to come drink jungle juice with them that they had made. Well he invited a friend I didn't know named Alan. Alan comes in with a budweiser in his hand and the first thing he does is tell us that basically he is the king of alcohol and we're just alcohol idiots.

He's like "man I've been drinking since I was 16 everyday so I know exactly how potent that jungle juice is, and I know how drunk you are just by looking at you. Trust me." "You guys are pussies, you don't stop drinking until you puke. Basically, if you can move and manage to get the drink in your mouth, you are good"

Then he procedes to tell us that he recently quit smoking weed and just drinks now and he drinks every single day. He said he also won't ever do any manmade drugs since the last time he overdosed on MDMA and almost died.

We get to talking about more drugs and being a shroomery member that I am I make the mistake of bringing up the topic of mushrooms. He's all "Man don't do mushrooms, it's poison. That's all it is. That feeling you get is your brain DYING." I immediately ask him if he got that from a DARE cop and he gets all defensive and shit and is like "you're fucking laughing at me like I'm an idiot? My cousin lives in LA and in is pretty high up. He knows what he's talking about"

Then he says "I once ate a 1/16th of a mushrooms, if that. It was about an inch long with a cap the size of a pen tip. And I was fucking outside of my body, staring at it from a above for like 3 hours" I say "That doesn't sound like mushrooms" He says "WHAT THE FUCK? YOU THINK I'M LYING??" he like wanted to fight me or some shit... The worst part is all my friends all join his side and say how fucking idiotic i am and I know nothing of drugs at all. My friend that invited me said "yeh, he gets all his information off EROWID" and they all start laughing at me.

I was about || close to dropping the bomb about growing my own fucking mushrooms but I just asked myself "would it be worth telling a stupid person"? NO.

Anyone else ever deal with this fuckers that know EVERYTHING about drugs? They say shit like LDS will make you go insane after 3 trips etc...

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Invisiblesilversoul7
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Re: I MET BEERWEED YESTERDAY!! [Re: Worf]
    #3180387 - 09/25/04 08:04 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

Dude, don't you know that mushrooms make your brain bleed?


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Re: I MET BEERWEED YESTERDAY!! [Re: Worf]
    #3180397 - 09/25/04 08:05 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

  :beer: :stash: :sniper:

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OfflineRedstorm
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Re: I MET BEERWEED YESTERDAY!! [Re: Worf]
    #3180402 - 09/25/04 08:06 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

I hate those type of people. You can be happy when you realize how ignorant they are, though.

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OfflineWorf
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Re: I MET BEERWEED YESTERDAY!! [Re: Redstorm]
    #3180457 - 09/25/04 08:16 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

No I won't be happy because there are so many of them. These days you can't swing a dead cat without hitting one. I think the only time when I'll be happy is when I get to go on a murderous rampage

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Re: I MET BEERWEED YESTERDAY!! [Re: Worf]
    #3180495 - 09/25/04 08:26 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

you got some pretty dumbassed friends.


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OfflineWorf
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Re: I MET BEERWEED YESTERDAY!! [Re: felix]
    #3180706 - 09/25/04 09:28 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

I use the term friends loosely

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InvisibleHeavyToilet
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Re: I MET BEERWEED YESTERDAY!! [Re: Worf]
    #3180715 - 09/25/04 09:31 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

In situations like that, your fists are your only friends.

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InvisibleOldSpice
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Re: I MET BEERWEED YESTERDAY!! [Re: Worf]
    #3180719 - 09/25/04 09:31 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

Did you meet Beerweed?


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OfflineHooty
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Re: I MET BEERWEED YESTERDAY!! [Re: OldSpice]
    #3180743 - 09/25/04 09:36 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

edit: *nevermind*


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Edited by Hooty (09/25/04 09:37 PM)

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OfflineWorf
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Re: I MET BEERWEED YESTERDAY!! [Re: OldSpice]
    #3180774 - 09/25/04 09:43 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

alouncara, if that wasn't beerweed, then it was his long lost identical twin.

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InvisibleOldSpice
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Re: I MET BEERWEED YESTERDAY!! [Re: Worf]
    #3180861 - 09/25/04 10:02 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

SS7 was beerweed before he was banned


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So hard to be ....WDWGFH?
Texas is humongus compared to France
Our Gair, who art in Texas,
Paw Paw be thy Name....
My friends are thirsty


You never see a motorcycle parked outside a Psychiatrist office:biker:

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OfflineWorf
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Re: I MET BEERWEED YESTERDAY!! [Re: OldSpice]
    #3180878 - 09/25/04 10:06 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

Dude I didn't mean it in a literal sense. Beerweed was a satire of the type of person i'm talking about.

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OfflineMoxemerald
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Re: I MET BEERWEED YESTERDAY!! [Re: Worf]
    #3180899 - 09/25/04 10:13 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

Seems like more and more of the youth of today are those kinds of people who just dont know what it's all about.

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OfflineHooty
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Re: I MET BEERWEED YESTERDAY!! [Re: Moxemerald]
    #3181137 - 09/25/04 11:23 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

see I didn't catch that...I thought you literally met beerweed....you should have made yourself more clear, it's hard to express subtle manurisms online, so you have to communicate more effectively.


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Offlineabhi
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Re: I MET BEERWEED YESTERDAY!! [Re: Worf]
    #3182611 - 09/26/04 01:27 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

It's funny how angry/frustrated ignorant people can make you feel. 

Then you realize they're just dumb and that you don't care.  :laugh:


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Offlinewhiterabbit13
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Re: I MET BEERWEED YESTERDAY!! [Re: Worf]
    #3182631 - 09/26/04 01:33 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

I think its funny how someone hears a false fact from a friend on how bad drugs are. Then they have the nerve to argue the lie to us like they are scientists. Everyone has met a person like this.


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Invisiblegdman
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Re: I MET BEERWEED YESTERDAY!! [Re: whiterabbit13]
    #3182641 - 09/26/04 01:36 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

yeah I hate those people, but they are all around me.


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Offlinecafers
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Re: I MET BEERWEED YESTERDAY!! [Re: Worf]
    #3182741 - 09/26/04 02:02 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

know exactly what your talking about man, enough said. just laugh at them in your head and know that one day someone that actually has the knowledge & the conviction to put him in his place will do so and hopefully in a room crowded with people.....that proceed to point and laugh. :smirk:

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OfflineZutroye
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Re: I MET BEERWEED YESTERDAY!! [Re: Worf]
    #3182840 - 09/26/04 02:35 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah this sucks man. I have a friend who tends to believe every propaganda he hears about drug. His last one was that speed made your dick smaller. I try to educate him but it will be a long road.

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