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 space daddy Passing through     Registered: 04/29/26 Posts: 273 Loc: The Wheel |
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 Gifs and emojis are acting wonky btw not sure if any one is aware
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 imachavel I loved and lost but I loved-ftw  Registered: 06/06/07 Posts: 33,168 Loc: You get banned for saying that 
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It was 11:30 on July 22nd When Asante walked into his family's house not knowing what he expected "I'm going to win a rap battle" he thought to himself practicing wack rhymes Not knowing the difference between weak verse lyrics and a Bible on how to attack and commit crimes He walked in and police were there and started explaining the story A phone call made by asante's brother claiming the other brother was maiming it was gory The line went dead but dispatchers tracked the address When police arrived they saw blood around the house realizing many had already taken their last breath They knocked on the door heard a faint voice and forced their way in the house They there found Asante sister bleeding from multiple stab wounds They dragged her out called an ambulance sayin "will get you help soon this will be over you will no longer have to hear this bad tune." Officers then found five other bodies all of them dead But asante's 2-year-old brother was found alive in an upstairs room hid under the bed It seems asante's two older brothers had killed the rest of the family Later testifying they intended to decapitate everyone and it was just like "I don't care if God damned me" Basically "fuck this family" Asante had just not been there when they went benihana on his siblings His sister lived in critical condition with serious surgery it's like her soul was missing They cut her throat and arms while she was pissing she and the surviving brother went into State custody When Asante saw what became of his family over a blade he said "it disgusted me" You see you just can't trust what you see autopsies revealed all his family died slowly The two killers fled to the back of the house while later Asante cried and smoked bowls about three Asante is used to handling his depression with constant drug use His brother's fled behind the house into a wooded area thugs enjoyed abuse He shouldn't have just stared at them looking over his dead family with the cops there His brothers were caught without incident as Asante saw a doctor to treat STDs because his cock had flared He was not too happy about his own life either but then this was just absurd An obnoxious murder they even said they had planned to video tape it at least that was the word The brothers were tried in court and never apologizing for their crimes All the one tried to hang himself with a bed sheet but he decided it wasn't his time The bank decided to sell the home for a much lower value It had a stigma to it because Asante's family had lost their lives there quicker than a whore that is on valuums I doubt you assume that house still stands today The city council raised the money bought it and turned it into a park where abandoned children play But Asante demanded his brothers pay he couldn't believe his brother's pleaded not guilty They said they had killed their family because they were as disgusting as a cock that is filthy "They were like a disease we cured" they said in front of the jury Never before had peers wanted the death penalty so bad "let's get to court today so these fucks dry come on hurry" Instead both brothers got life sentences without the possibility of parole They did speak to Asante though and tell him "I've got to plead with you there's something you should know." "We didn't just come up with this plan right out of the blue out of thin air" "We were inspired by someone like we walked in the shoes like he had just been there." "Like we copied the killings off of this righteous idea" "We just stepped in his shoes and then went and sliced up the three of them" "Then went and killed the other two but just made an attempt with your sister" "Your little brother was hidden near a vent had her veins I guess we barely missed her" "But we did rape the other two before dicing them like sushi" "But this bloody execution were from words we didn't write them more like it was proven to me" "See we've been following this mass murderer you know that guy the angel of death" "Imachavel inspired us to kill them all and handle them like euthanizing pets" "Just stick them then throw them out back in the dumpster" "I swear we read every word imachavel wrote we just got super pumped up word!" Asante realizes this is the last conversation he will ever have with his brothers He's never been so sickened and depressed his own sibling raped and killed his mother This imachavel simply inspired fear and terror and created martyrs all across the country He thinks "I better write some really not wack rhymes otherwise I will get smashed and tossed like a pumpkin seed" He sits down and really starts writing deep verses But inside he knows his family died the sheets had blood squirted This imachavel was sick and his family was gone forever He better rhyme like nothing is stopping him or admit he is a pawn that is not clever --------------------  I did not say to edit my signature soulidarity! Now forever I will never remember what I said about understanding the secrets of the universe by paying attention to subtleties!
 I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk
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Asante  Registered: 02/06/02 Posts: 92,326 |
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 It was a bit hard to get into the flow there and you lost me a bit on the lyrics. Not offended, just… 9AM, digesting this. Gotta put my pants on first for a proper rebuttal.. thinking.. I’m no rapper by any measure but.. Holy- word salad wack-a-molee went for low-hanging fruits and they still ain’ t juicy ain’t no beggar so I can be choosy but- ain’t no braggart nor a fancy-assed lyricist but what you wrote needs a straight-up exorcist it’s about killing so I was thinking: tuff but you wote bars you should be behind of. -damn! Straight up damnation worst diss in the whole damn nation wrote up a carnage but nothing to goon tho its about killing so you wrote up a tombstone. I mean- 10050 Cielo Drive house call Manson vibes but bars for fuck-all couldn’t catch the flow for one bit how TF to respond to this skit? so, The best way to kill is not all so i’m gonna follow my judgement call rather than rebut with attempts at rap I stop here, battle over, it’s a wrap. *folds* -------------------- personal empowerment for the world  LGBT - Love God Before Tradition
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imachavel I loved and lost but I loved-ftw Registered: 06/06/07 Posts: 33,168 Loc: You get banned for saying that
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Honestly I didn't want to tell you I really didn't like that first one you wrote. But this one I think was like 10 times better. Yeah I need to shorten up the sentences/bars/whatever you want to call that. It would definitely flow a lot better you would definitely see the flow. I get very carried away on the descriptions. But I didn't necessarily want this to be a "rap battle" so much as like gruesome storytelling in a very poetic way. But I guess wrapping really is just storytelling in a poetic way just with a beat and a verse and in a more cultural sense metaphorical or relating to street life. I don't know I consider most rap now total garbage. But if you're thinking like 80s 90s type hip hop yeah okay definitely I'm feeling that. But whatever you want to call it however you want to do it. But yeah definitely this last one you did I liked a lot better than the first one. All right once again I need a whole day off. LOL I said that yesterday and came back at like 2:00 in the morning to write another verse. Yeah I'm going to let this sizzle down a bit and come check it like tomorrow or something. Thanks again for contributing. I definitely need to shorten what I write so it's not so over descriptive it would definitely flow way way way way way better. I can see it starting to flow in certain points and then I just become exhaustive with the descriptions. It should be more like: Woke up real early ready for Satan Toked up and my girl could see I was steady and patient I knew it would be brutal as I sharpened the razor Saw them killed the poodle in the park and then I raped her Well? Lol see I'm having the same tendency I'm like "come on put more words and describe it that's just too short" But the whole point is just to continue the description in the next lines and just continue writing  yeah it sort of happens. I'm trying to write out something I'm thinking so I don't forget it as far as like how I would tell the story and then I just continue putting in too many words and then it loses its descriptiveness anyway because there's too much in one line and not enough in the other line and then it almost seems not to rhyme because you're looking at the rhyme on one line and then the other line it just seems to come almost like way later like by the time it rhymes with the first thing it seems like it's a minute later you can't even connect the two All right have a good day. Stay away from dark alleys  Peace 
-------------------- I did not say to edit my signature soulidarity! Now forever I will never remember what I said about understanding the secrets of the universe by paying attention to subtleties!
I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk
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Asante Registered: 02/06/02 Posts: 92,326 |
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Yeah i made it into something it’s not
It caught zero +1 so it sure wasn’t hot just my way of playing with it and also yes, subtly protesting a bit. I derailed the thread my bad, no hard feelings either way I enjoy the macabre so I might just stay But now that you mention it.. Something that didnt quite make the local paper in detail.. see.. There once was this guy, high as the sky on shrooms Who got overcome with the most horrific of dooms A missionary,Mormon see, of the LDS His wife, in front of his eyes, turned into a Demoness! It was the foulest of beasts, reeking of brimstone He cried out for Jesus - but nobody home He knew that, twas his home, his shitstorm to subdue And deep within an eerie voice said: “Tis up to you.” His poor, innocent, Godfearing wife Sincerely got the shocker of her life when, near the very climax of coitus her man’s gaze froze, and hardened, thus. Guy, still inside, pinned her down by the neck she struggled and gargled, a near heart attack! Off the nightstand he grabbed his snub-nosed revolver His dick, vaginistically clamped stuck in her vulva Now Trevor he was a good upstanding Christian man, revolver unloaded, speedloader too on his night stand, He felt the foul beast grab crushing hold of his cock He totally lost twas his wife he had been trying to fuck. He plunged the barrel square through her eye click-click-click "Die, foul hellspawn, by the power of Christ!" No bullets! Pulled out the barrel, eye gouged from the socket Gun thrust, shattering teeth, “Foul beast! Suck it!" click-click-click-click Trevor was seeing red bashing the edge of the grip into her forehead Again and again with true lumberjack whacks Till her skull busted wide open - forgotten the sex. Then it happened, the most cruel twist At once, the bad trip, he snapped out of it "Bethel, oh Bethel, oh what have I done?” The voice said: “Twas up to you, and now she’s gone.” The voice said to him, with sinister glee “I’m a little south of your Christ-guy see? Your wife is DEAD by your hand, good Sir but it’s not too late to catch up with her..” “The Lord is my Shepherd, I shall not want..” The bloodied speedloader in his trembling hand, clack-clack-clack-shut, reloading reflexes, hammer cocked back in barely three seconds. “…and I shall dwell in the house of the Lord forever.” The voice said, “That’s a mighty long time there, Trevor...” Consumed by deep guilt, stark raving insane just, “Shrooms make you gay.” and blew out his brain. The police concluded a double-murder-suicide since she was with child, which miscarried postmortem. -------------------- personal empowerment for the world LGBT - Love God Before Tradition
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Asante Registered: 02/06/02 Posts: 92,326 |
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In old Europe, for centuries, when there had been a gruesome crime or noteworthy execution, people would tell each other extremely graphic macabre rhymes which pulled open all registers to describe what happened in every bit of gruesome detail. Sometimes it was moralistic, a lot of the time just gory for gore’s sake.
I tried to emulate the style, cameo of the Devil included  There is this medieval Dutch childrens song, still sang cheerfully, that goes, translated: Jan Huygen in a barrel with a hoop around Jan Huygen, Jan Huygen and the barrel fell to staves and the barrel fell APART! The last word is cheerfully screamed. All sorts of innocent explanations are given to the story but given what was done in the day, its pretty clear that as a means of execution, mr Huygen got put in a barrel and thrown off a high building or the steeple of the local church. -------------------- personal empowerment for the world LGBT - Love God Before Tradition
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imachavel I loved and lost but I loved-ftw Registered: 06/06/07 Posts: 33,168 Loc: You get banned for saying that
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I really really like this last one. Okay I'll do one more for the day then Political violence in America is not just a relic of the past Often affiliating with one side makes you selfish and daft Opinions shatter like glass half assed America steeped in assassination culture I mean half the fucking nation thinks like copy and paste it spew it like a mulcher I believe murder should be pure not some political affiliation "Kill the senator for abortion rights" these analytical representations Are to me soft type in your mouth goes the cock hype to freely spam like bologna I really couldn't give a fucking crap less about Luigi Mangione A kill should be pure hatred vengeance the Angel takes hold and returns you to the void When your victim suffers you should taste it see repentance see them burn torment cannot avoid Trump and Biden have raised statistics of cops committing suicide Motivations create logistics like bad stocks omitting the truth inside Fuck boys take cock justifying violence only when it's political I trust it's not dignifying to be silent unless you can come up with something cynical It's almost biblical the way Bible belt America is now little bitch meme zone I lied when I said I felt civility missed I must have been supremely stoned Civility is long gone in this country we reside in Which is why I listen to songs that pump me up for violence I just don't take a left or right stand when I imagine bystanders getting skulls smashed in If someone dies I understand I don't try to meander with thoughts that are dull and lack chin My thoughts are not wack and thin weak like an anorexic on a diet More like fire adrenaline filled like a chaotic riot so hectic you should try it Okay I won't deny it it's now time to move on to the next portion of the conversation Fuck the politics let's back to loving all the kicks of seeing someone on their porch as it caves in The just deserved make the best examples of the weak leaning on others Form your own opinion your own thoughts and beliefs when you speak or get smothered Man look brother it's nothing personal when I say I imagine to remove the ability of breath I dream of seeing you burn like a dragon breathed in the room with hostility to create death Futility is all you have left promoting these social and psychological forces Tranquility is what comes next not voting with throats full of crap so ideological - you're a dork kid Even Monica Lewinsky supports this now let's move on past these various factors All that left right branch ass fucking just makes me hysteric and full of laughter It's your heart I'm after maybe emotionally or maybe removed with medical tools Victims are supposed to be soothed before the head will be pulled through the roof If you can imagine the leverage of the foundation to help you detach parts of their body But with that trump - Obama shit I just lose all patience to dress them up with clothes that match in aren't shoddy I wanted the victims matching with attire when they were discovered during investigation The system makes me break in - sloppy - they might not even be covered in that best place in the basement I find it defacement to fill my mind with politically motivated ambitions Leave it behind it sickens me like burning a meal if you would go to make it in the kitchen Sick and nauseous throwing up can't concentrate it's putrid a process you try to forget when growing up And let's forget those words obnoxious and get back to the girl I had gone to dissect and I'm just now sewing her up This is the real motivation behind my daily habits This is what drives me to go and be patient to hide parts of bodies maybe in the cabinet -------------------- I did not say to edit my signature soulidarity! Now forever I will never remember what I said about understanding the secrets of the universe by paying attention to subtleties!
I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk
Edited by imachavel (08/08/26 01:01 PM)
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imachavel I loved and lost but I loved-ftw Registered: 06/06/07 Posts: 33,168 Loc: You get banned for saying that
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Behavioral science unit with psychology of forensics
Starts discussing motivations of killers into all these condensed scripts But here is where the lens shifts the true motivations and methods What brings them to kill why death is an agitation of a message Let's test the edges first forget those board certifications Some of those PHDs are like whores fucked by the nation They write to desperate bored house wives who feel the neighborhood is safer Saying those books will make you snore saying these shrinks get paid too good is a massive understatement When the mind is on fire like blazing woods then you will really understand psychotic tendencies Why someone would wake up and kill in a state so chaotic everyone's an enemy It's almost do exotic the energy puts you in a state hypnotic like death is a dream Wether it's contract killings or rape the psychotic inside is only left with screams Those PHDs should be stuffed but first tortured made to masturbate with a high pressure nozzle Mounted on a wall after you detatch the pate pry the flesh first he was hobbled Fuck his stupid novel writing about "killers in the health care system" When they were cleaning the piston they found his head like "who the hell cares? no one will miss him" Look when you make these decisions to decapitate famous criminal psychologists Dissolve their body in an acid lake you hate how he subliminally lied about all of this Then you know you have problems so let's get to the deep root the mind of psycho killer Like Hannibal lecter might chop you up then cook you and even might have you over for dinner First off - get that fake serial analyst crap out when you arise the idea of gary Ridgeway You want to get a vein that bursts it's soft - then you keep it cold so no temperature rise then keep it in the fridge and just wait This is what instigates the psychotic thought not discussions of paraphilia Maybe those phds are the sickos who want their kids raped like Satan came up with the instructions and criteria Call it poor parenting abused as a child whatever creates pure desperation This is what would lead you to find that psychologist taken apart in a way so obscure in a basement When they do the autopsy the forensic found his book literally shoved up his ass Could the body be reconstructed? It depends first they get the gloves to remove that Niggas love to smoke the hash if you dream of this PHD in your room then you probably would rub his ass -------------------- I did not say to edit my signature soulidarity! Now forever I will never remember what I said about understanding the secrets of the universe by paying attention to subtleties!
I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk
Edited by imachavel (08/17/26 04:29 PM)
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imachavel I loved and lost but I loved-ftw Registered: 06/06/07 Posts: 33,168 Loc: You get banned for saying that
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brutal were the crimes but with a grotesque quality
married and killed a bunch of wives with an architects knowledge tree drew it like blueprints and got a following for my town now symbolically found the bodies of women dead so young at that age they ought to breath and not be asleep inside of a grave showing that place of atrocity from wealth to the grave make a tv show put it on tape that you can watch at three the letter on the desk at scotland yard was astonishing drowned in the bathtub the detective started vomiting the next clip sent was a mirror image in the investigation drowned in the bathtub a young woman by a sick psycho who had the patience their faces went to a color described in a song whiter shade of pale "these seem connected" the IQs so sharp like they studied and were graded at Yale The Sherlock factor got a government grant from the home office to resource this inquiry they found I had been married to both dead women and wanted me in court to take a plea "he seemed not too distressed at their deaths when we spoke to him earlier" "he also inherited a ton of money he did not seem broken or filled with fear" "it did not help he had been married to each one a mere week or so before each death" "the bathtubs they were drowned in so small like a peach could barely fit" I feel I am out of reach I did these hits got the wedding no prenup time for a swim we had planned an ocean voyage I guess each took it without me on the beach in light that is dim at least that fits maybe their last idea they were there that is right it's a win at least to begin to admit that part they swam is correct I didn't wish them to suffer just the plan was to take their breath hold them under get the cash live like princess Diana they toured Bahamas when they went it's just my hand was not holding theirs on the glistening beach side but on their face so the bitch couldn't reach past the tide of tropical waves sweeping across her airway i would say I lied if there was no thought they were brave ok on to today to how I tried to handle these detectives they also did the insurance investigate my plan was not being respected they put me to the test kid at the office for the payout getting handed the check suddenly got caught "next move I blow your brains out" at the interrogation I realized these guys really did due diligence had tracked my every move months before to really prove I did commit to killing them but I did not crack yet "look it was an accident can you prove otherwise?" "look they drank in the tub in the bath you can't assume - i have my rights" "I like to marry rich young girls that get messed up when they bathe" "I assumed they would be clean get dressed up, not end up in a grave" "I happened to enjoy their wealth and rightly it was mine upon their passing" "I got remarried real quick" the next line I tried to match quick "she also enjoyed wine I told her to take a nice warm bath" "I am honest to me these girls in a wet tub it was like porn but I held back" "and gave some privacy I had business other end of town" "then got a call saying her breath was stringent you wouldn't believe it she drowned" then the detectives began to end their streak of patience "look we obviously aren't like those girls weak end up on our faces" "but the only reason we don't arrest you right now is they were face up" "but still holding the soap meaning rigor mortis already took hold you abrasive fuck" "and their waist barely fit in the tub each was shorter than the length of the bath" "if they fell asleep they couldn't submerge unless someone had the strength and was fast" "to hold them so strongly they could barely begin to convulse" "not a drop of water on the floor so it appears they went to sleep and did not wake up with a pulse" "but our theory here since you operate no repulse and there was no noise within" "the bathroom where they drowned is when they were found they had already died of previous cyanide poisoning" "you did this crime before the water was even drawn in the tub" "then placed them to appear like death happened at dawn while they were still trying to scrub" my trial began on June 22nd all 3 tubs dragged into court to show the jurors who were respected oh yes I forget to mention before I mention the voir dire they got me for a third woman also my motives were becoming clear it was dry in my throat from fear when the jurors were selected I had in the court appeared to make sure the defense double checked them all court staff had to agree each juror was fair and impartial before I was prosecuted then dropped so my neck broke from a scaffold I did not laugh though even though I was otherwise quite brilliant It was hypnotic in that room I just stared at a light in the ceiling they went on about the miniature size of those tubs and how they were so small and tight one guy even got stuck they reenacted with a woman in a suit so small in the bath how without cyanide you pull up on the legs she submerges and can't gasp for the air why did not this man not care for the preciousness of life? to marry three girls and submerge them and let them just die? they found me guilty on July 1st and hanged me on August 13th the city was so happy they solved this the family just weeped they went ahead and knighted the forensic pathologist one of the greatest ever shines like a dentist that laughed in front of an optometrist strangely enough decades later judges had doubts about his immunity miscarriage of justice they said barely lost a case "this is the truth you see" "he pushes the evidence on murder trials to really get his name out" "not impartial justice but more like a sanctioned vendetta more like a permanent stain of doubt" "if he cannot get the conviction for death penalty he will resort to frame for clout" forced to retire some months later they found him all the guilt lead him to blow his brains out -------------------- I did not say to edit my signature soulidarity! Now forever I will never remember what I said about understanding the secrets of the universe by paying attention to subtleties!
I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk
Edited by imachavel (08/10/26 01:32 PM)
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imachavel I loved and lost but I loved-ftw Registered: 06/06/07 Posts: 33,168 Loc: You get banned for saying that
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Arise in the morning to a beautiful truth
Someone is going to die my duty is proved Beautiful hills roll far as the eyes can see Upon the next one her body lies by a stream I enjoyed the action it purified my day When she arrived she seemed to have decided to stay Less like murder and more like admiration From her horrible previous persona she took a vacation She never has to return to that terrible disposition She now lies along lots of marigolds she lies thick with wisdom Her eyes so beautiful pure as an angel ascending to heaven I am jealous of her beauty no more pretending it's irrelevant For what was before so terrible and vain Is now pure removed that from her brain as it spewed like a water main Now all quiet the demon is silenced When I met her such extreme sarcasm so extreme where her eyes went Looking for every way to decapitate my soul There was nothing pretty about her as she laughed with hate but now I know From that horrible cocoon a beautiful butterfly emerges The day so pretty now the heavens cried and converged on this Hill top that is blessed by a chorus of angels The shining cup of light has poured us untangled Pure truth - she just had to be strangled choking a thousand fears The previous demon it spoke so loud I couldn't hear It drowned my mind of joy like the sun when cloud suddenly appear The child in her was stolen like forgery of her brain I wanted to return the innocence momentary was her pain The beating of rage now the endless heavens She is like a child no longer stained with relentless lessons Never learned like that movie seven she no longer covets A terrible valley of darkness like an airborne fairy she now flies above it -------------------- I did not say to edit my signature soulidarity! Now forever I will never remember what I said about understanding the secrets of the universe by paying attention to subtleties!
I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk
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imachavel I loved and lost but I loved-ftw Registered: 06/06/07 Posts: 33,168 Loc: You get banned for saying that
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What if I told you because I killed thirteen people?
I prevented earthquakes stopped emergencies by the street full It was hurting me they were deceitful and more stupid than a tree stump Stupid like retard Forrest I don't even believe you can read Gump Like your father I call it stern but you call it abusive So call me a paranoid schizophrenic I call it wanting to know what the truth is It's almost elusive to me how people keep describing that in five mental hospitals I was admitted And I believe in reincarnation if you sin in this life how many other lives can you commit a sin in I also believe LSD accelerates my mental capacity My energy in that state is enough to kill 20 people because I just thought they laughed at me I suppose some call it a tragedy - but I can't forget the earthquake of 1906 The trauma of such a memory made me kill 13 not really the acid when I took 20 hits It was unlike me to have a fit from a drug like what said the psychologist It seemed the Vietnam war was not enough of a blood sacrifice when I answered them to "why do all of this?" It should forestall earthquakes but later the war started winding down With the blood sacrifice gone I had to stop angry gods and find out how I knew from here I had to start killing people and my dad agreed with me telepathically You need to kill enough people to see the attitudes of the gods change incredibly drastically If you hit the vein when you hack it just bleeds drag the body into the woods first This was my first victim a 55 year old man beaten over the head but it shouldn't hurt If you hit him enough times it's over before it even begins with Besides he sent me a telepathic message saying "take my life to save others so that they might still live it" He reminded me of Jonah from the Bible the way he looked so sacrificial My next victim was late for work so I drove up and said "just get in the back it's simple" Which she did not she got in the front which actually turned out to simplify the task I shoved a screwdriver in her chest when the question arose of our direction right when she tried to ask I found evidence that Earth quakes were declining when I examined the corpse Her organs told a story not discovered postmortem by those hacks back at the morgue I just laughed at the whore as I cut her motherfucking brains out Her dissected tongue told me that she was no longer in pain as I cut her mouth No reason to sustain the doubt that every day mother earth was satiated Less earthquakes would make society hurt I won't debate why it was premeditated I then went to St Mary's Catholic Church for the point of confession I had done wrong but was doing God's work I whispered as I attended And just then I heard the priest confess he was the next sacrifice he said to me telepathically I made sure to dispatch him quickly before I left I hit him how many times? With the axe about three But at least he didn't laugh at me he said God spoke through him Do not let his death be in vain said the Lord I heard as his bones I immediately broke two of them At some point I thought the sacrifices would most benefit if I joined the Marine corps But I would not release my criminal record when they denied me I sure seemed bored But it was more like a dream I abhorred when I was denied a mission to kill dozens They just did not understand the sacrifice for all the blood to be spilled wasn't Some personal justification to go on a long murder spree And kill with tools that rusted in the basement no I did it for the Lord when he said "you know they have heard of me" I think to deny my reasoning was just absurdity I needed to rid some previous sins of My Life So found the old friend that got me started on drugs and deviously removed his skin with a knife On that day I did two murders when I found out he was married and his wife tried to intervene I cut her so good it just made me feel so alive deep inside when she screamed I cut out her eyes it was obscene to just quit now and stop at this point I went down the street and blew away a wife and her two kids with a Glock that made noise Later arrived the cops and oh boy the next day when I read the news article They said all these deaths were drug related with the clues found from particles That were clearly indicative of other related Mafia hits The next people I killed I almost got a little sloppy and missed I was walking through an area in a protected national Forest I pretended to be a park ranger as I inspected these four assholes singing in a chorus I said they were polluting the park and illegally camping They needed to leave or face a fine and anyone can see they can't sing They got kind of rude and their attitude was cocky One of them even said "the best thing you can do is Sue you really can't even stop me" This time I decided I felt unsure of my method My technique lacked confidence even though these kids had disrespected I decided to go home and return early the next day I locked and loaded and fired 35 shots in a state all vexed as I blew them away Later the forensic team counted five empty clips half buried in the dirt "Your sacrifice has saved the earth" I heard spirits say as I drove by a cemetery the next day on the way to work "Victims passionately executed in fits of narcissism" Said the chief to the media "we think he waits for them in the dark and then gets them" "Then they are taken apart upon his decision" but the law was getting restless The next one I killed I was driving by as he worked in his garden I u turned then pulled out my rifle his blood spurt just about farther than Anything I had seen as I blasted and pulled the trigger Then drove off he just collapsed a good sacrifice you figure But for this situation I was not bigger my understanding of the scene was just delayed not really keen Since my action of blowing this guy to space his neighbor had just seen As I drove a few blocks I was lit up with red and blue The cop asked if the gun in the car had shot through someone's head but he knew At least about this death that I was definitely responsible for But as they apprehended me they knew not that I had gone on to kill quite more I mean just the other night it was four but the circumstance of the victims Seemed connected to another recent killer who cut them with the same technique of a planned circumcision They originally felt these deaths were done by one who killed 21 with his technique And had been brought in earlier this week when they found him concealed under his bed sheets It was dreadful to try to speak when they finally took the other deaths and made a connection But I went and admitted their investigation was something I had respect and would cooperate and digest them Any unknown facts they wanted information to know Like how two bodies I took out of the basement and buried in the snow I still had a trial but since I admitted to the crime It was a trial more about wether my sanity made for a decision to do time If it holds precision he will be confined but my defender who was public Said I could not understand moral choices wrong or right or wether I was a loved kid That grew up knowing right from wrong when I was taught choices The jury clearly thought I knew what I was doing when I was caught and the judge voiced this I was given several lifetimes but with the possibility of parole Which was denied 8 times having to fight inmates often hitting me with hostility every time I tried to use the phone The 21 victim killer who they had caught right beside me Turned out to be my best friend in the next cell who would stop to confide in me But he said I had no reason for the killings I performed He didn't believe God told me it was stopping earthquakes he said "you are not thrilling me I am bored" But he still seemed a pal in common defending me from other prisoners who would pop me just to bleed But often reminded me "just stop trying to sing when the other inmates are there trying to watch the TV" -------------------- I did not say to edit my signature soulidarity! Now forever I will never remember what I said about understanding the secrets of the universe by paying attention to subtleties!
I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk
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retard phantasm
I'll give your mom an orgasm
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imachavel I loved and lost but I loved-ftw Registered: 06/06/07 Posts: 33,168 Loc: You get banned for saying that
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Well I guess you tried
-------------------- I did not say to edit my signature soulidarity! Now forever I will never remember what I said about understanding the secrets of the universe by paying attention to subtleties!
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imachavel I loved and lost but I loved-ftw Registered: 06/06/07 Posts: 33,168 Loc: You get banned for saying that
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More effort than anyone else is putting in this thing
Edit: but then again I guess if people are putting effort into restraining into turning this into a serious political thread then I should be really happy because it easily could have turned into that where a few comments about a few paragraphs about a few murders and then a few pages later it's You know 50,000 words between a few individuals in a few dozen threads about why Kamala Harris would have made a better president than Donald Trump or vice versa thank God it didn't end up like that or something crap like that. I wish people joined in and really made this thread something better so it could be shown that this form can have popular and creative output too and not just flames and trolls and bans or seriously derailing topics into your own personal political agenda. But it is what it is  I would like to see you put in a little more effort than that but hey at least you did two lines and it rhymed and I guess that's a good start. Keep up the hard work 
-------------------- I did not say to edit my signature soulidarity! Now forever I will never remember what I said about understanding the secrets of the universe by paying attention to subtleties!
I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk
Edited by imachavel (08/17/26 04:19 PM)
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twighead mͯó Registered: 08/27/08 Posts: 34,987 Loc: Glenn Gould's Fuck Windmill
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I guess like, most of us don't put a lot of effort into making rhymes about killing people
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imachavel I loved and lost but I loved-ftw Registered: 06/06/07 Posts: 33,168 Loc: You get banned for saying that
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That's one way of saying it another way of saying it is despite all that talk of drugs boosting creativity most people can barely spell a sentence let alone rhyme 12 lines about just about anything. Unless it's about politics. Because if it's about politics than it apparently doesn't take more brain cells than what you can read down the page which I sort of assume if you're on copious amounts of drugs seems to be a difficult task for most people if they can read the title of a book and then like the first paragraph and page one that's about it before they pass out like flipping over to page two and reading five words from there he's incredibly difficult considering you only got through the first few sentences of page one plus the title which is an award in itself. but I could be wrong Now I'm derailing my own thread. I was trying to keep the vulgar descriptions within the actual body of text that rhymes in itself For some reason I see this thread being locked. But what sucks is I actually want to keep this red open for a long time even if it never gets popular in the pub. Which I doubt it will. I hope if nothing else it's not closed but moved. I wouldn't know where to move it to. But somewhere where you could stay open and not be closed. For some reason I thought the pub was a great place for a thread like this. Maybe I'm wrong? I hope I'm wrong. I don't know though. I don't know. I mean even if I write way too much and way too many lines it doesn't stop everyone else from just writing a few lines at a time. In fact the points I almost start doing that I almost start cutting myself back and just writing like eight lines or something and leaving it at that.  but then I start realizing I'm basically just replying to myself in this thread and it's not like anyone's reading what I'm writing or probably reading what anyone else is writing either. So I just keep going. Writing like 50 lines instead of just 10. I want to sort of like dumb it down so that people that can't really read past like 20 words can follow along pretty easily with just 12 line verses every time. And then I'm always just "oh well fuck it. Just keep going. Might as well. No one's going to read more than two lines anyway so why stop at 8 when I can just do 80. Then I'll read back over it and be like "damn this is so long I can barely read it either." But whatever you know if I'm thinking it I can write it and then I can just later be like "well screw it I can't reread this all in one portion sitting down but I can go back later to all this and get ideas for when I want to write it shorter." Anyway whatever though -------------------- I did not say to edit my signature soulidarity! Now forever I will never remember what I said about understanding the secrets of the universe by paying attention to subtleties!
I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk
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twighead mͯó Registered: 08/27/08 Posts: 34,987 Loc: Glenn Gould's Fuck Windmill
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Naw I'm pretty sure it's because a bunch of hippies on a mushroom site don't make rhymes about killing people lmao
what's next a visceral 8 page poetic journey on shagging your neighbors labradoodle? Where do you draw the line?
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Asante Registered: 02/06/02 Posts: 92,326 |
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People could make rhymes about killing people if it were presented with more entertainment value.
Reading such a rhyme is a chore, an investment, and when you have done so there are barely returns other than the notion that “imachavel has a thing with killing”. In my first rhyme I used Pub meta humor. In my second I relied on deliberate excessive gore. Both had a punchline. Those are entertainment elements for the reader, your rhymes seem written for the writer, and I think few others than you read them. You may “have more with killing” than I am comfortable with  since what you do seems more driven by desire for author catharsis than with reader entertainment in mind.Even the autosummary AI finds no redeeming qualities in the post to recommend to read it for:
It doesn’t discern whether artistic effort was taken. -------------------- personal empowerment for the world LGBT - Love God Before Tradition
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twighead mͯó Registered: 08/27/08 Posts: 34,987 Loc: Glenn Gould's Fuck Windmill
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ok this is cooler than I thought, I'll give it a go I prevented a 10.0 earthquake, by burning their bodies at the stake, who? the billionaires! who? the billionaires! I stopped dead a hurricane, by rolling their head around all of spain who? king leopold the 2nd! who? king leopold the 2nd! I saved the world from a great famine, by putting a poison arrow through a bad man, who? a faceless cabal leader! who? a faceless cabal leader!
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Asante Registered: 02/06/02 Posts: 92,326 |
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That wasn’t mine
 Are you gettingh code failures too? the first [ of /quote] vanishing resulting in neverending quotes. I thought it was my mac, if you have it too, its a bug! -------------------- personal empowerment for the world LGBT - Love God Before Tradition
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