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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: AstroSporeFiend] * 2
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I confess this mushrooms got me confused lol ain't they supposed to grow a little taller? 🤣 decent fat pin lol just wish it'd grow taller first LOL


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An enigma some caerulescens n a mono 😎

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: bloodssonnew] * 1
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Nah, he’s just getting his legs under him.

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Libertycap97] * 3
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Libertycap97 said:
Blue moon tonight!
Witch friend suggests I should trip tonight.
The more trips I take the more apprehensive I become about tripping 😂
Leaving on Monday to go off grid for the summer. I don't think Ill be able to visit here at all except in spirit.
9 weeks sober thanks to you folks.
Love you folks and I'll be back when I can. You'll have to kill me to get rid of me!
:peaceout:



Everything about that sounds really fucking good! Good luck friend! And glad you cut out the alcohol. I hope you find what you need, and also get shameful boners from properly functioning composting systems. Woop woop for libby!
Now I'll just go chew on that envy

Edit: I'm going to the hind leg of a bachelor party today. Normally not my cup of tea, but the idiots have already wasted all of their energy in some poor capital city, couple of borders away. I'll just go see if I can feed them some TTBVI to add to the confusion.
And the coming weeks... Adventure, hopefully. Visiting friends in some other country. My wife will be performing in yet another country. Babysitting friends' houses / gardens / cats / my baby nephew. Going to a squatter pool party (it's as gross as it sounds!)
Partying like motherfuckers. Releasing my inner crusty drifter (always juuust under the surface). It's summer, bitches!! Let's behave like kids but on drugs!


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Edited by Churpee Choozle (05/31/26 04:37 AM)

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: AstroSporeFiend] * 1
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Heyyyyyyy, good to see you, ASF!  I too have been slammed with all things life and not enough mush cult. Anyway glad to hear about your next grow and see you here. 🙏


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Eskawata kaya waikiki
HHG
"Shake it like you would a newborn baby" - BeefExtreme

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Nokumana] * 1
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Hey Noku! Glad to see you, too! Yeah, sometimes life has a way of meddling with our free time. One of these days I’ll learn how to balance it all, as I tend to be an all or nothing kind of guy, which might be my best and worst quality all wrapped up in one little package.

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: AstroSporeFiend] * 1
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AstroSporeFiend said:
Whew! What a whirlwind the last few months have been. Fuck working, man. Ya know, when Eve ate that apple she really fucked a lot of shit up.

I confess I’ve been ignoring all things mushroom for too long but I’m prepping some grain for the first time in a while. I think I’m going old school on this one with a B+ grow. Why the fuck not, right? My B+ kinda kicks ass, actually. Anyway, we’ll see what happens.

Hope you all are having a stellar weekend. Cheers!


yeah I'm tired of knowledge, give me life bruh :whathesaid:


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: AstroSporeFiend]
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AstroSporeFiend said:
Hey Noku! Glad to see you, too! Yeah, sometimes life has a way of meddling with our free time. One of these days I’ll learn how to balance it all, as I tend to be an all or nothing kind of guy, which might be my best and worst quality all wrapped up in one little package.


:hug:


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-Noku
Eskawata kaya waikiki
HHG
"Shake it like you would a newborn baby" - BeefExtreme

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Nokumana] * 8
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Just got an offer for a 4 night retreat, complete with two psilocybin mushroom sessions, meals from a private chef, and access to private amenities, including a saltwater pool. Sounds pretty swank!

You may ask, “Hey Astro, what would something like that set you back?”

Well, does this motherfucker have a deal for you! For the low, low price of $34,000, it can all be yours!
(Patchouli bath extra. Not responsible for lost earrings. Participants may receive low quality, improperly stored mushrooms. Happy endings not included. All terms subject to change.):lol:

What the fuck is wrong with people? You’d be better off taking 2-3g and going for a long walk.

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: AstroSporeFiend]
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34 gran? U pay me that much n il feed enough mushys u might b flying for years 💀LOL (joking tho lol


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: bloodssonnew]
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Weeell people pay like 200k to climb Everest and have huge tents with with lounges, massage parlors, chefs and spas and who knows what else. Loads of people with too much money that these swindling companies sell "once in a lifetime experiences" to, like Ocean Gate.
:migraine:

This one includes mushrooms and probably doesn't end in your untimely death and the price is five digits so heyyy that's a pretty good deal :lol:


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Turvenuija] * 9
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good to see you astro.  The mark of a true shroomery memmber is the hiatus. 

Haha. Man, $34,000 seems a bit steep. Tell ya hhhwhat.  For $29,998.78, ill show you a once in a lifetime experience. You get accesss to beef's personal stash of wonders.  Really just dig in.  Take whatever you think you can handle and get the real beef supeme experience:

A stay at my cabin in the woods: stunning kayak on the bay.  Mystical adventure of the "private" beaches. Shit in a bucket.  Lose your mind completely.  Forage for food. Dig clams from the mud. (Insect repellant included) No cops. Stunning ancient rocky cliffs you could contemplate your mortality upon.  Bears! Snapping turtles! Northern lights!  Oh god are the trees whispering?  Is someone there?  Did I mention the lobster boil? Yes! Beefs making lobster bisque.  Why does he have a gun? Where even am I? Take a hot bath while listening to woods remind you that youre only meat and bone.  Is there really no cops?  What if I actually need help? Where even is beef? Was he serious about the massage? Oh look, a ufo. Im not totally alone.  Trees.  Trees. I cant remember my name  Trees.  Trees. Trees.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: BeefExtreme] * 3
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Seem fair, I will give you everything I have on me, couple of spare change, a used gum and a paperclip.

Do we have a deal?


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: AstroSporeFiend] * 3
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AstroSporeFiend said:
Just got an offer for a 4 night retreat, complete with two psilocybin mushroom sessions, meals from a private chef, and access to private amenities, including a saltwater pool. Sounds pretty swank!

You may ask, “Hey Astro, what would something like that set you back?”

Well, does this motherfucker have a deal for you! For the low, low price of $34,000, it can all be yours!
(Patchouli bath extra. Not responsible for lost earrings. Participants may receive low quality, improperly stored mushrooms. Happy endings not included. All terms subject to change.):lol:

What the fuck is wrong with people? You’d be better off taking 2-3g and going for a long walk.


For 120 euros I take you to a four day festival, where an array of world-renown djs will be producing mind-bending sounds from faraway dimensions.
In these days you learn to truly appreciate the word 'shower', but there is also the very real possibility (for adventurous souls!) to discover being hosed down with a firehose, butt naked in the mud, by an attractive girl with an inflatable penis. Don't bring soap!!
Several very public chefs will be preparing awesome food (not included in the price). But how about our main ride? Several nights of all you can eat tripping, and I mean all you can reasonably, or unreasonably, eat. Our facilitators will hold your hand while you get catapulted across dimensions. The team: pretty woman with LED hoop and bald derp that mutters about frogs with a haircut. We have all the papers to safely send people into hyperspace. Either that or it's a bunch of Hello Kitty coloring pages.

Were you a Pharaoh in a past life? Or Julius Caesar's hung secret lover? No one cares! No one will understand a word you're saying anyways. Better keep those earplugs where they are and just move your feet. Bald derp and LED woman will point out fascinating bits of the sky, earth, imaginary beings and worse, while you spiral down that rainbow and demons tug at ya.

Sorry got carried away there for a bit. For that money I can party an entire village straight to its grave and make it an all-smiles event. Fucknuts


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No nation, no border
Fight law and order


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Churpee Choozle] * 1
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I vote Churp for party captain!


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: PuffM4gicDr4gon] * 4
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My personal goal is to see how many grams of exotics I can fit into a jello shot and still not taste mushrooms. I want something stealthy-deadly. The kind of jello you have to warn normal people about. Two spoons is too late kinda jello.


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I'm like the best dressed guy at the nude beach
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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Churpee Choozle] * 7
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For free and accepting the stipulation that you leave when I tell you, you can come by my house and eat some mushrooms while hanging out in the back yard, slapping away insects and avoiding the neighbor who wants to talk about yard projects and the other one who curses to himself when my fire smoke blows his way.

During this retreat you will regularly cover your eyes to avoid headlights as cars come down the alley at night, and the gentle sounds of nature blend with the rap and hiphop of yet a third neighbor who has invited her buddies over to also burn wood and laugh like hyenas.

Let go of the burdens of your normal, boring life and come put on the annoyances that I harbor while you step into my shoes for a one evening stay!


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: hidingbush] * 6
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Well, I'm back from hippie camp in the boonies. Not much shroomin' this time, but lots of love and promises for the next gathering. And it cost less for 75 people combined than whatever rich people's scam that is :jointsmile:

So anyway, it appears I forgot to shake my jars before I left. Oop. Did that soon as I returned.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: MethodMyst] * 3
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Haha! You guys are cracking me up. I’ve missed this rag-tag group of misfit Sasquatch.

Speaking of Sasquatch, I think I’m gonna do some Bigfoot hunting (camera, of course) as an excuse to do a deep mountain hike. I’ll let you all know if I find anything. I bet if I take a couple grams of Yeti, there is a damn good chance of that. :lol:

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: AstroSporeFiend] * 8
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Have you guys ever thought about how Hugh Jackman's name is just Jack Human?


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: fiddle_head]
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Rice crackers are moreish. Make me feel so sick after eating a whole pack lol


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