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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: BeefExtreme] * 1
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BeefExtreme said:
Wow. This thread is back on the rails.  Chooo chooooooo




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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: BeefExtreme] * 1
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BeefExtreme said:
Wow. This thread is back on the rails.  Chooo chooooooo


Yeah and for once it wasn’t me talking about eating ass or shaving the nether regions!

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: ThurmanMurman] * 2
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ThurmanMurman said:
Ovoidhunter said:
LadysKnight said:
Ovoidhunter said:
Some old Indian guy i was like 16 and he told me my mom was gonna have to pay and told me I just burdened her and all this stuff. My insurance did cover it. He was in fact wrong and I dont know why he would say that other than to be a dickhead. You contract ecoli from contaminated water animal feces or undercooked meats. Not weed.


Maybe he was doing you a favor by not telling on you for eating ass.:shrug:




I have literally picked the toilet paper out of my teeth and I will eat ass. Dirty ass. That only happened once tho okay. I actually traced it back to eating bacon wrapped around a stick at a campfire. I wasn't joking about the ass eating.


The man likes what he likes, I suppose!


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Mackload] * 2
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Shart through the Heart


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Dala] * 2
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Shartnado


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: BeefExtreme] * 5
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Only two posts left.

Just want to thank the community for being the community that it is.
What a place, so many people from so many different walks of life and philosophies all working together to try and grow something.
It's beautiful.
:emotionalmoment:


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Ovoidhunter] * 3
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Ovoidhunter said:
I will eat ass.


Wife doesn't like it, won't let me.

And then some hot guy we met 3 minutes ago starts doing it to her, and she says nada.  Context is everything I guess.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: andymc]
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andymc said:
Ovoidhunter said:
I will eat ass.


Wife doesn't like it, won't let me.

And then some hot guy we met 3 minutes ago starts doing it to her, and she says nada.  Context is everything I guess.


At least she’s consistent!

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: GenesisCorrupted] * 1
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GenesisCorrupted said:
Only two posts left.

Just want to thank the community for being the community that it is.
What a place, so many people from so many different walks of life and philosophies all working together to try and grow something.
It's beautiful.
:emotionalmoment:


Congrats on 30k GC!!! That’s a lot of posts! Thank you for your dedication and all you do around here! :bow2:

I’m starting my tomatoes in two weeks! :awesomenod:

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: DERRAYLD] * 6
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DERRAYLD said:
The doc actually said that?
That's just messed up.


a phd vet once told my wife(she was 17 and the family dog ate weed brownies so the parents brought the dog to the vet because of the chocolate) that the dog was poisoned because the brownies were laced with xanax.

my wife made those brownies and at 17 she never had or heard of xanax:lol: some doctors are just fucking tards. like the rest of humanity.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: andymc] * 2
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andymc said:
Ovoidhunter said:
I will eat ass.


Wife doesn't like it, won't let me.

And then some hot guy we met 3 minutes ago starts doing it to her, and she says nada.  Context is everything I guess.





This sounds like cuckoldry. You like your wife's stink star to be busted open by some miscreants peenar. Which is fine. I was offered a fivesome once but the odds were bad. 2 girls 3 guys. I could not get behind those odds. I need to be the dominant male at all times during coitus.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Ovoidhunter] * 3
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:waitthatsbad:


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Ovoidhunter] * 3
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Ovoidhunter said:
andymc said:
Ovoidhunter said:
I will eat ass.


Wife doesn't like it, won't let me.

And then some hot guy we met 3 minutes ago starts doing it to her, and she says nada.  Context is everything I guess.





This sounds like cuckoldry. You like your wife's stink star to be busted open by some miscreants peenar. Which is fine. I was offered a fivesome once but the odds were bad. 2 girls 3 guys. I could not get behind those odds. I need to be the dominant male at all times during coitus.


Why does this sound so crazy but so reasonable at the same time

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Ovoidhunter]
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I get this, man. Those other two dudes would need to cuddle with each other in the cuck chair, or I'd never feel like me arsehole was safe.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: mushboy] * 6
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mushboy said:
DERRAYLD said:
The doc actually said that?
That's just messed up.


a phd vet once told my wife(she was 17 and the family dog ate weed brownies so the parents brought the dog to the vet because of the chocolate) that the dog was poisoned because the brownies were laced with xanax.

my wife made those brownies and at 17 she never had or heard of xanax:lol: some doctors are just fucking tards. like the rest of humanity.


Wait what? Why did the vet jump to this conclusion? Like " oh this dogs poisoned with XANAX" what? Why?

Had a neighbor that i ate mushrooms with one night. Bud was watching his buds dog.  We make weed cookies, right? Peanut butter.  Then we go back to my house for some reason.  Playing guitars or some shit.  Then we come back and the cookies are gone off the counter.  Pitbulls just bonked out farting.  We sat with that pitbull all fuckin night long until like 4am he finally wakes up and starts trying to go for the door, not knowing which way was up or down, and pukes in the yard.  Kinda wags his tail and were like "yaaaaay!"

To this day, bud says that dog is a weed eater.  Gotta be careful.  Cant even crinkle a bag without him coming and begging for a bud.  Dog been chasin that dragon ever since.  Poor fucker.  Fuckin long night that was.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: BeefExtreme] * 1
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My dog lapped up a little bit of everclear mixed with hash that I was cleaning up. I didn't realize I spilled and when I came home that night she was all wobbly and fucked up. I took her to the bet and they told me she had "Marijuana toxicity poisoning", or some shit. I kept asking them "so my dog is stoned?" They kept pushing this Marijuana toxicity like the dog was gonna die. She got alot of treats that day.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: ThurmanMurman] * 1
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ThurmanMurman said:
I get this, man. Those other two dudes would need to cuddle with each other in the cuck chair, or I'd never feel like me arsehole was safe.


Clearly you don't struggle with IBS or you would be secure knowing you can clench those buttcheeks harder than steel. If that can keep things from blowing out it can keep things from pushing in!


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: hidingbush]
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Not sure if I've overcooked em or the colouring was meant to go like that, 70 for 10 hours in the dehydrator :shrug:

Pretty though!

Wishing every soul a beautiful and fulfilling day.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: conz0r]
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10 hours isn't ling enough. I usually go 24 at 170f

Did you miss a 1 or you talking Celsius?


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: AZ Starman2112]
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AZ Starman2112 said:
andymc said:
Ovoidhunter said:
I will eat ass.


Wife doesn't like it, won't let me.

And then some hot guy we met 3 minutes ago starts doing it to her, and she says nada.  Context is everything I guess.


At least she’s consistent!


I meant to say, she let him do it.  Didn't say anything.

But to be fair to her, it's bad manners to talk when your mouth is full. :naughty:


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