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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: flapping_bird] * 1
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flapping_bird said:
haha - I had to get scoped once for an inspection of my bladder (not fun)…I had been pissing blood, and was scared that it might be bladder cancer. 

Super fucking amazingly beautiful doctor…just stunning. She was only other female to lay eyes on my fat naked ass since I first met my wife, long ago. She was gently holding my 100% shriveled junk in her cute little gloved hand with a bit of a glimmer in her beautiful hazel eyes. She then said to me, very lovingly, “this may be a bit uncomfortable.”

And then she deftly impaled my dick with the scope, and I felt as if I were in that scene from Braveheart, being publicly disemboweled. The pull-out, a few long seconds later was every bit as wonderful as the insertion. Yowza. I don’t care to ever see her again!

Things to look forward to as you age, fellas!






I started feeling sick one time and thought I was getting the flu. Long story short I started shitting blood and puking blood and couldn't eat anything. I thought I was getting cancer or something so I went in and after a week or two they took a stool sample and I had Ecoli in my gut and it was eroding the lining of my stomach. They scoped me and everything to look for polyps before they did the stool sample. Also they found weed in my system and as soon as I came out of my anesthesia the doctor told me that I wasn't gonna have this covered by my insurance and that I got ecoli from smoking weed. I was so sick. That shit sucked and I was sick for a month after I got out of the hospital.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Ovoidhunter] * 2
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The doc actually said that?
That's just messed up.

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Ovoidhunter]
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What?! Dude they really do anything to try and not pay...


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: DERRAYLD]
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DERRAYLD said:
The doc actually said that?
That's just messed up.


You get E. coli by contact with fluids. I don't think you can get that from a joint you were smoking.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: GenesisCorrupted] * 3
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It usually comes from unwashed vegetables (down stream from animal ranches).  Or poorly cooked chicken.

Doctor would fail food safety 101.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: tree frog] * 2
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You can get that one from eating at Jack in the box. You do not get it from a joint though. at least I thought not.

Unless somebody like pooped in it first.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: GenesisCorrupted] * 2
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Some old Indian guy i was like 16 and he told me my mom was gonna have to pay and told me I just burdened her and all this stuff. My insurance did cover it. He was in fact wrong and I dont know why he would say that other than to be a dickhead. You contract ecoli from contaminated water animal feces or undercooked meats. Not weed.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: GenesisCorrupted] * 3
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I mean, hypothetically, if you shared a joint with someone who had just pooped, had E coli all over their hands, failed to wash their hands, and then passed it to you then it's possible. But it usually takes a certain minimum inoculation load. Different GI bugs have different variants. Shigella, for example, requires a far smaller inoculation to induce food poisoning then E coli does.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Ovoidhunter]
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Ovoidhunter said:
Some old Indian guy i was like 16 and he told me my mom was gonna have to pay and told me I just burdened her and all this stuff. My insurance did cover it. He was in fact wrong and I dont know why he would say that other than to be a dickhead. You contract ecoli from contaminated water animal feces or undercooked meats. Not weed.


Yeah this is how I felt. Like eating a bunch of unwashed greens from the farm that something pooped on.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: GenesisCorrupted] * 1
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E. Coli is why they dont reccamend using poo from animals that eat meat as compost.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Ovoidhunter] * 8
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Ovoidhunter said:
Some old Indian guy i was like 16 and he told me my mom was gonna have to pay and told me I just burdened her and all this stuff. My insurance did cover it. He was in fact wrong and I dont know why he would say that other than to be a dickhead. You contract ecoli from contaminated water animal feces or undercooked meats. Not weed.


Maybe he was doing you a favor by not telling on you for eating ass.:shrug:


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: LadysKnight] * 2
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LadysKnight said:
Ovoidhunter said:
Some old Indian guy i was like 16 and he told me my mom was gonna have to pay and told me I just burdened her and all this stuff. My insurance did cover it. He was in fact wrong and I dont know why he would say that other than to be a dickhead. You contract ecoli from contaminated water animal feces or undercooked meats. Not weed.


Maybe he was doing you a favor by not telling on you for eating ass.:shrug:


I just ate lunch ffs. 🤣


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: LadysKnight] * 4
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LadysKnight said:
Ovoidhunter said:
Some old Indian guy i was like 16 and he told me my mom was gonna have to pay and told me I just burdened her and all this stuff. My insurance did cover it. He was in fact wrong and I dont know why he would say that other than to be a dickhead. You contract ecoli from contaminated water animal feces or undercooked meats. Not weed.


Maybe he was doing you a favor by not telling on you for eating ass.:shrug:




I have literally picked the toilet paper out of my teeth and I will eat ass. Dirty ass. That only happened once tho okay. I actually traced it back to eating bacon wrapped around a stick at a campfire. I wasn't joking about the ass eating.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Ovoidhunter] * 6
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Let he without TP crumb memories cast the first stone.
:elderno:


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: LadysKnight] * 5
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TPeace, love and crappiness.
If you're a real dirtbag, you'll kiss that TP straight into the mouth that feeds the ass you got it from.

"And so, after a hot night of good sex, they both had the shits and well, we do worse things to ourselves, as a species"


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Churpee Choozle] * 3
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I became a certified mud puppy that day.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Churpee Choozle] * 6
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Exposure to e coli can come from many farmed products including cannabis. Most US states where it is legal regulate 3rd party testing for e coli and many other contaminates. The risk from consuming edibles is greater than smoking or vaping, but the reduced bacterial load from heating does not a guarantee elimination of risk, especially with a high initial load.

Not saying that it is any more likely as a source than anything else you eat. But it is not accurate to assume that it is not possible to get e coli from cannabis. Especially if you do not know the conditions in which it was grown, prepared and packaged.

:themoreyouknow:

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A lot of this (red tape, inspections, and testing) is what soured me on scaling up on gourmets for local restaurants and grocers. Farmers markets didn't seem like enough to break even.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Ovoidhunter] * 1
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Ovoidhunter said:
LadysKnight said:
Ovoidhunter said:
Some old Indian guy i was like 16 and he told me my mom was gonna have to pay and told me I just burdened her and all this stuff. My insurance did cover it. He was in fact wrong and I dont know why he would say that other than to be a dickhead. You contract ecoli from contaminated water animal feces or undercooked meats. Not weed.


Maybe he was doing you a favor by not telling on you for eating ass.:shrug:




I have literally picked the toilet paper out of my teeth and I will eat ass. Dirty ass. That only happened once tho okay. I actually traced it back to eating bacon wrapped around a stick at a campfire. I wasn't joking about the ass eating.


The man likes what he likes, I suppose!


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: ThurmanMurman] * 3
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Wow. This thread is back on the rails.  Chooo chooooooo


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: BeefExtreme] * 2
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:backontrack: fuck yeah:rockon: :lit:

Edited by Mycological G0d (03/03/26 06:17 PM)

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