Nokumana said:

I confess, this place has turned me into a monster. A mushroom cultivating, obsessed monster. When I started this little adventure, something stopped me from going the PF Tek route. Call it intuition, or something in my gut, or whatever, but I knew that agar was the path for me. Here I am a few months later, I'm drowning in plates, have more mushrooms than I know what to do with (literally years' worth), and I have no intention of stopping - there are like four or five other projects in the wings waiting to get started not to mention several jars that are ready to spawn that I just haven't gotten to yet. 

The coup de gras? I bought an FFU today. Don't get me wrong, I love my SAB. I gaze at it lovingly. But I'm also aware of its limitations, particularly given that I don't have a permanent spot for it at the moment. I just know that I'm going to be able to do cleaner, faster work with a fan unit, or at least I truly hope that that is the case. 

You all have corrupted me, sucked me into your crazy little cult - this ragtag band of misfits - and now I'm one of the swamp dwellers, right there with you. I love it here but this is all your fault.

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Ovoidhunter said:

I'm about to go in for my 12 hour shift. I have became a certified ass wiper. Alot of people complain about it at work not knowing how good they have it just being home every day and having a good work/life schedule.


Gonna set my brother up with a nice ovoid bed on his new property this year. I get more time with my wife and baby. Getting to hobby around again. I get the float down the river in my kayak and forage wild ovoids on an all day trip this year. I have got it figured out for right now unless some major wrench gets tossed into my plans. It's nice to be home. Trying to work on reconnecting with some of my other family and make the time to go see them more. Life is good. All in all I must say it was worth the pay cut to leave truck driving and come home to my impoverished coal town home.

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arlo.arlo said:

So how's it hanging?

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arlo.arlo said:

So how's it hanging?

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1NFIN8 said:

arlo.arlo said:

So how's it hanging?

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I get to have an ultrasound on my nuggets, so that’s something. Hopefully a very attractive woman with gentle hands does it.

The doctor said everyone wants to be me. Apparently I’m a great producer of T, for an old fuck.

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PFFFT!
Funny shit man, but I'm guessing you're doing the good thing there. I've had several ultrasounds on ma'nuts Nd it's nothin'. Lasts 30 seconds and the cold makes sure nothing happens! Usually get a female to do it too, seems more natural and less alarming I was told after inquiring.

You have my prayers with you going in though.

Alright onto other business!



Now there's a lot of angles to come at this from, but this is what we'll go with: Will she fully develope her caps before succumbing to gravity?
That is the question! She's already lost two by way of force so it's not like she's got biceps.



Two days I give it till "completion" and my hope is she will hold.

I hope you're all having awesome problems too 😼 - mush love.

flapping_bird said:

haha - I had to get scoped once for an inspection of my bladder (not fun)…I had been pissing blood, and was scared that it might be bladder cancer. 

Super fucking amazingly beautiful doctor…just stunning. She was only other female to lay eyes on my fat naked ass since I first met my wife, long ago. She was gently holding my 100% shriveled junk in her cute little gloved hand with a bit of a glimmer in her beautiful hazel eyes. She then said to me, very lovingly, “this may be a bit uncomfortable.”

And then she deftly impaled my dick with the scope, and I felt as if I were in that scene from Braveheart, being publicly disemboweled. The pull-out, a few long seconds later was every bit as wonderful as the insertion. Yowza. I don’t care to ever see her again!

Things to look forward to as you age, fellas!

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It was such an affirming and lovely story until the end. I know that's in my near future!

Nokumana said:

I have quite a number of amazing and shocking, but nevertheless humorous anecdotes from the wards, emergency room and, the operating room. Sometime if you guys get me drunk I'll start expounding. 🤣

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