Home | Community | Message Board


This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.


Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Shop: North Spore North Spore Mushroom Grow Kits & Cultivation Supplies   Original Sensible Seeds Bulk Cannabis Seeds   MagicBag.co All-In-One Bags That Don't Suck   Sporeworks.EU Spores for European Microscopy   Myyco.com Golden Teacher Liquid Culture For Sale

Jump to first unread post Pages: < First | | 990 | 991 | 992 | 993 | 994 | 995 | 996 | 997 | 998 | 999 | 1000 | 1001 | 1002 | 1003 | 1004 | 1005 | 1006 | 1007 | 1008 | 1009 | 1010 | | Last >
Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: the_chosen_one] * 1
    #29426762 -

I confess I love turning pages. :lol:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: the_chosen_one]
    #29426764 -

its 996 for me

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: BeefExtreme] * 6
    #29426769 -

Ahhhh I wonder if it's your ignores.

:ancientaliens:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: the_chosen_one]
    #29426770 -

Mines only at 800 pages 🤔


--------------------
Agar stuff

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: BeefExtreme] * 2
    #29426772 -

BeefSupremeJr said:
its 996 for me



Message me when you get to 1 k 😆


--------------------
It doesn't matter what i think of you...all that matters is clean spawn
I'm tired do me a favor

I'M A MEMBER FIRST, TC WHEN NEEDED AND MOD WHEN I HAVE TO BE !!!

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: cronicr] * 1
    #29426775 -

:lol:

TCO new Mod and Time Traveler.

I definitely have 1000

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: MycoKyle] * 4
    #29426777 -

MycoKyle said:
Mines only at 800 pages 🤔



According to my theory that would make you very antisocial. :rofl:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: the_chosen_one] * 1
    #29426781 -

I like turtles


--------------------
I've got skills, they don't know where to use me
I'm like the best dressed guy at the nude beach
Nice to meet you!

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: the_chosen_one] * 1
    #29426786 -

the_chosen_one said:
:lol:

TCO new Mod and Time Traveler.

I definitely have 1000



Lol me too


--------------------
It doesn't matter what i think of you...all that matters is clean spawn
I'm tired do me a favor

I'M A MEMBER FIRST, TC WHEN NEEDED AND MOD WHEN I HAVE TO BE !!!

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: cronicr] * 1
    #29426791 -

It's all in the Mini Wheats.
:highfive:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: the_chosen_one]
    #29426800 -

You can set how many posts per page


--------------------
"Remember, kids, the difference between science and screwing around is writing it down" -adam savage
Flowchart for Recommended plan of action.
Learn the tried and true way to grow mushrooms
Use the Damn search engine
After you know what you're doing, take a break 
Pick a book, Make some chips!
Josex said:Don't take the site seriously bro, ain't worth it.
 

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: tryptkaloids] * 6
    #29426804 -

I’m at 1k even.

Took my kids to see a Christmas Lights festival tonight. One of those drive thru types with giant displays. At the end of it they have a carnival. I really don’t like carnivals. Overpriced rides/ games / shitty food. The kids did get to ride a camel and that was the highlight of the evening. Rode a Ferris Wheel that cost us as a family $35!

Anyway after we got off the ride my kids wanted to pop balloons at the dart game. Get over to it and the angry carnie running it tells my son to move and slams down a stepping stool. Then says to another gentlemen “it’s $10 for three darts. He only had a five. So $20 for my kids to throw darts. I tell them “hey guys move down where there are no balloons missing. Lady says “no they need to throw there”. There were wide gaps and missing balloons all over. They missed of course.

So me being the reformed angry “old dad” that I am decided to have a little fun with her. I count the balloons out on the wall. There were exactly 30 balloons. I ask the lady how long does it take you to replace the balloons. She snarks “bout a minuet a piece”.

Ok I’ll take $100/30 darts. Kids get all excited thinking they were going to just throw a bunch of darts. Nope! These are daddy’s darts. I popped every last balloon on the side she made my kids stand originally. Then we moved over to the wall that they couldn’t miss on and I gave them 3 darts each. They hit all of them. Then with the remaining 10 darts I promptly hit every last balloon on the wall. Kids each got giant aliens and I let the kid of the guy that only had a 5 spot pick the third giant prize. She also picked an alien!

Yeah I may have spent $120 total but seeing the look on that lady’s face and knowing she was going to be filling balloons in 30°temps for at least 30 minuets was totally worth it!


--------------------
The Hitchikers Guide to the Shroomery

Sometimes you just have to shut up and color!
~CMS Wilbur

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: the_chosen_one] * 5
    #29426807 -

Hi all!  Not here to confess much of anything yet, other than the fact that I am brand new to this, haven't touched a Petri dish since Medical School back in the early 90's, and I'm just now bashing my way through the forums on my way to planning and attempting my first grow - from agar to fruit is my hope.

At Beef's prompting, I thought I'd introduce myself and thank you all in advance for your patience and support when I come with what I'm sure will be LOTS of questions.

I've been on a ceremonial plant medicine path for the last 3-4 years - a path that began with a mushroom journey with a man in Mexico who would become a trusted teacher and close friend.  That led to more "Niños Santos" ceremonies, Huachuma and Ayahuasca, and sacred Tobacco medicine.  It has all been beautiful and healing, but not always easy.

Lately, I've felt a call to the mushroom medicine again, and I thought, what better way to answer than to grow my own medicine as part of walking this path... so here I am.

I look forward to interacting with this community and to learning all I can.  What you have all collectively built is truly impressive.  I'm glad I had the opportunity to dive in.

Wish me luck!

Nokumana


--------------------
-Noku
Eskawata kaya waikiki
HHG
"Shake it like you would a newborn baby" - BeefExtreme

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Nokumana]
    #29426824 -

Welcome to the cult Noku! Thanks for dropping in and introducing yourself!


--------------------
The Hitchikers Guide to the Shroomery

Sometimes you just have to shut up and color!
~CMS Wilbur

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: OLDDAD77]
    #29426827 -

Welcome aboard! Its nice to meet you :cool::mushroom2:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: OLDDAD77]
    #29426832 -

Many thanks!


--------------------
-Noku
Eskawata kaya waikiki
HHG
"Shake it like you would a newborn baby" - BeefExtreme

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: OLDDAD77]
    #29426865 -

Happy 1000 Peeps!!! 🥳

@olddad - fucking LEGEND!!! Love what you did and made those kids night. Why are so many of these Carnie’s so miserable. Like I get it, not the greatest job, but fuck, be nice to the kids.

@nokumana - Welcome! 😎

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: AZ Starman2112]
    #29426874 -

Welcome @nokumana! Glad you’re here and nice to meet ya! Good people here….


--------------------
Peace to you, friend!
The HHG is a guide to getting started.
New User Welcome Wagon
GROWER’S BEST photo contest: join the fun!
CAKE WARS III - Starts SEPT 1, 2026

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: flapping_bird]
    #29426903 -

1000 here. Majority wins. Not sure what’s wrong with you other non-1000 folk.


--------------------
You can ignore the truth to your final breath. But trust me, it will meet you there to be ignored no longer.

The answer to your question is almost always 42
“The answer is always grow more shroom.” Mr Piggy
- Those two answers coexist peacefully.

Quick Sterilization Reference for Altitude

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: 1NFIN8]
    #29426915 -

…wait, I only see 200 pages in this thread, but I set my display prefs to show 100 posts/page….bunch a fuckin posts, for sure.


--------------------
Peace to you, friend!
The HHG is a guide to getting started.
New User Welcome Wagon
GROWER’S BEST photo contest: join the fun!
CAKE WARS III - Starts SEPT 1, 2026

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: < First | | 990 | 991 | 992 | 993 | 994 | 995 | 996 | 997 | 998 | 999 | 1000 | 1001 | 1002 | 1003 | 1004 | 1005 | 1006 | 1007 | 1008 | 1009 | 1010 | | Last >

Shop: North Spore North Spore Mushroom Grow Kits & Cultivation Supplies   Original Sensible Seeds Bulk Cannabis Seeds   MagicBag.co All-In-One Bags That Don't Suck   Sporeworks.EU Spores for European Microscopy   Myyco.com Golden Teacher Liquid Culture For Sale


Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* The Official Noob of the Moment Thread
( 1 2 3 4 ... 131 132 )
BeefExtreme 56,696 2,633 11/13/26 08:50 PM
by Reishi Uchiha
* The Official Shroomery Botanic Garden and Horticulture Hotline BeefExtreme 25 1 11/14/26 11:07 AM
by Cicadoidea
* Other species and teks to research and try about LLL 47 5 11/14/26 07:58 AM
by Churpee Choozle

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
506,912 topic views. 0 members, 1 guests and 4 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2026 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.059 seconds spending 0.027 seconds on 16 queries.