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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: AZ Starman2112] * 4
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you think your posts are too long?? brother have you MET me and B traven??  we can put a thousand words to describe our morning shit.  the hhg is literally maxed out on characters and ive gotten a lot of criticism for how wordy it is.  i really dont care.  people act as though im forcing them to read my posts.  you can literally just scroll past. 

Im at that point in my hobby that i guess im done caring.  i dont agree with the whole applied sciences and physics approach to the hobby. 

reminds me of when i managed commercial greenhouses for what.. 14 years?

kids come in waving their horticulture degrees in my face like that means im going to hire them with their pink little hands on the spot. 

all it ever meant to me was that they think they fuckin know everything and its going to take me 2 years of fighting with them to ultimately untrain them so that i can then train them to do the job.

"anyone can grow anything with enough money but growing for profit is a different story".  one of the best true horticulturalists i ever knew said that.

I confess im considering removing a lot of the overly sciency agar and streaking stuff from the hhg.  im sure that will piss some people off but my agenda is growing growers.  over-complicating the agar process just scares people away from it.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: BeefExtreme] * 3
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You could have two guides. Noob hhg and expert hhg or whatever jargon


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: mushboy] * 2
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it's all supposed to be for the new guys.  i've never really pretended to be a very advanced grower. I'm just a guy who knows how to grow some nice cubes.  my prerogative is teaching as many people as I can.  I think it's maybe just time for me to write my own agar tek minus all the fluff


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: BeefExtreme] * 1
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I confess: I’m not a fan of harvesting in general but ochras are a pain in the ass!


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: OLDDAD77] * 3
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I like to shave my chest and collect all the little hairs into a pile which I write the world "pubes" into.


Then I check out of my hotel room



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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: PuffM4gicDr4gon]
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OLDDAD77 said:
I confess: I’m not a fan of harvesting in general but ochras are a pain in the ass!


I feel ya! I have a tub of twisted ochras right now that look like a pile of spaghetti!



PuffM4gicDr4gon said:
I like to shave my chest and collect all the little hairs into a pile which I write the world "pubes" into.


Then I check out of my hotel room




:justnotright:

:laugh2:

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: PuffM4gicDr4gon] * 1
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PuffM4gicDr4gon said:
I like to shave my chest and collect all the little hairs into a pile which I write the world "pubes" into.


Then I check out of my hotel room




You’re suppose to jam the little hairs into a bar of soap before you sign out. Or before your roomie jumps in the shower…

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: The Tao] * 3
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ive never done somthing so heinous in a hotel room and ive smoked crack with literal crack whores in them

shame on you!

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: BeefExtreme] * 2
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To be fair.

You could be sharing the single most incredible and transformative story of your entire life. There will still be that one person who writes
"TLDR :tldr:"

If their attention span is so slim that they can look at a title and then decide to not read the content. Maybe they should go and read some funnies instead.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: GenesisCorrupted] * 2
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i almost didnt even get to the end of ur post^

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: sloug] * 4
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sloug said:
ive never done somthing so heinous in a hotel room and ive smoked crack with literal crack whores in them

shame on you!


You leave my wife out of this!


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: ThurmanMurman]
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I need some advice from some of y'all that are in the know.

My 6 yr old niece has a developmental delay. We’re pretty sure it’s Fetal Alcohol syndrome but my brother is in severe denial and refuses to accept the fact that his daughter has anything  wrong. She got kicked out of a private KG last year. He blamed the teachers. Now she’s on her 7th day of public KG and the teacher has already had to have a meeting about her behavior. Again he’s getting defensive and blaming the teachers. It’s like ground hog day.

I know some of you have kids on the spectrum and some of you are in the spectrum yourself. Any advice on helping my brother with his denial would be greatly appreciated.

Full disclosure: he’s been a coddled little bitch his entire 39 years of existence. Also is a know it all


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: ThurmanMurman]
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ThurmanMurman said:
sloug said:
ive never done somthing so heinous in a hotel room and ive smoked crack with literal crack whores in them

shame on you!


You leave my wife out of this!


:awesome:

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: sloug]
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sloug I hope you don't feel like I'm attacking you personally in the quick questions thread.  This streaking debate has been going on a lot longer than I think you've been around. I really just need to shut the fuck up about it, revised the hitchhiker, and write my own tek.

Anyway I hope you know I think the world of you as a person


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: sloug] * 1
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sloug said:
ive never done somthing so heinous in a hotel room and ive smoked crack with literal crack whores in them

shame on you!


Some people are able recognize a joke and laugh at the concept.

Other people have worked at hotels


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: OLDDAD77]
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My wife and I are dealing with a very similar situation with my sister in law and niece olddad. It sucks balls because we can't directly intervene. We've been trying to convince SIL that there's something going on and to get niece into counseling and or a shrink because once she's got it on file she could get an IEP with the school but until SIL actually listens to us our niece is just the pain in the ass kid who the teachers won't put up with. I don't have any real advice to offer you besides just keep gently suggesting it but I figure you should know I feel for you man and it fuckin sucks


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: OLDDAD77] * 3
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You should know that like MS and a host of other illnesses and disorders there are no tests to prove or disprove that exact diagnoses. It is more a matter of ruling out other causes. Calling it fetal alcohol syndrome is the far end of the conditions associated with prenatal alcohol expose.  In later diagnosed cases the diagnosis is pretty much the booby prize. Just a label for a condition we don't have any great treatments for. We don't even know why some children of drinking mothers  have no issues and others have birth defects.

You will only drive an ever deepening wedge between your brother and yourself if you insist he accept your non medical opinion. Better to encourage him to make sure she stays in public schools where with a little luck she will get the help she needs.

Honest story- when I was about 9 years old my mother was shocked that my teacher thought I was learning disabled and could barely read, write or do math. This was all news to my mother since I had began reading the newspaper aloud to my grandmother at breakfast before I was 4. The class work bored me into a daydream land and I was very shy with adults. You never know what is really going on with a kid until you can get them to talk to you and even then you may have to weed through and interpret.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: boxtrotalpha]
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Edit - nobody cares about my shit, sorry to hear about your brother. :hug:


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Edited by tryptkaloids (09/05/25 09:11 AM)

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: tryptkaloids] * 2
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come on brother you know we care about you a lot


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: BeefExtreme] * 5
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I know, its just something ive noticed about people that ive been trying to do less of.

Everyone is always looking to shift the topic to themselves. Its an interesting part of psychology. Im tryin to be more present with people and not drag my "issues" into their spotlight.


Thanks beef. :hug:


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Pick a book, Make some chips!
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