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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: ThurmanMurman] * 4
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heck i almost threw my back out last night jumpin' bush

:cookiemonster:

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: sloug] * 2
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i confess i spent my whole life stacking tubs and not doing shit w my skills  :sad: i should have 200 strains named after me or something ya know :shrug:my name will die forever :eek:


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: tripdawg420] * 1
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It's never too late to crossbreed a confidential f0 polyploid hybrid

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: sloug] * 1
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sloug said:
heck i almost threw my back out last night jumpin' bush

:cookiemonster:




I prefer the yard bare like a desert landscape.

:hairlesscat:

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: AZ Starman2112] * 1
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yea if u can deal with some prickly pear on occasion

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: sloug] * 1
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Good one! :laugh2:

A little prickly pear on occasion ain't no thang! My wife keeps the landscaping pretty damn clean though! :awesomenod:

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: AZ Starman2112] * 1
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haha good woman

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: sloug] * 3
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I don't know what the fuck y'all are talking about. I went through puberty in the 1980's. And my own pubic hair is longer than the hair on my head. I just find this brave new world of landscaping weird as hell.


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Edited by B Traven (09/03/25 03:05 PM)

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: sloug] * 1
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sloug said:
yea if u can deal with some prickly pear on occasion



I splurged on laser hair removal for my wife. Actually that’s a lie! I did it for myself! 😂 haven’t dealt with prickly pear in 15 years!


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: OLDDAD77] * 1
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OLDDAD77 said:
sloug said:
yea if u can deal with some prickly pear on occasion



I splurged on laser hair removal for my wife. Actually that’s a lie! I did it for myself! 😂 haven’t dealt with prickly pear in 15 years!




Your wife's a gangster. that shit is pain full as fuck. especially to do for somone else. Its  Like being burned with cigarettes.  I thought about doing it my self. Until I felt the laser.

And found out it has to be done every 6 to 12 weeks for how ever many sessions it takes to complete a cycle and remove everything in the area properly.  And it takes between 6-8 sometimes more sessions to remove 80-90% of the hair in the area.  And then can take a maintenance sessin or two each year following.  For ever.

My brother does the laser removal for a living. 

I tried it.  And after feeling the pain and then hearing that explanation.

  That I would have to this for the rest of my life. Made me decide im not that dedicated to pain. Andd I'll stick to the hassle of shaving constantly.

Maybe if once all the sessions were done and the hair was gone I didn't ever have to do it again. Which is what I kind of thought. But since that's not the case. hell no.

And don't get me wrong I am covered in tattoos from head to toe. But that Laser shit ain't no joke.


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Edited by callmehippie (09/03/25 04:46 PM)

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: B Traven]
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OLDDAD77 said:
sloug said:
yea if u can deal with some prickly pear on occasion



I splurged on laser hair removal for my wife. Actually that’s a lie! I did it for myself! 😂 haven’t dealt with prickly pear in 15 years!



That's great! We treated each other to that about 10 years ago as Valentine's Day gifts to each other. It only lasted a couple of years.  Now they have devices you can buy that you can do it yourself at home and supposedly it is better than what they were doing years ago that you paid an arm and leg for. Supposedly a lot less painful too.


B Traven said:
I don't know what the fuck y'all are talking about. I went through puberty in the 1980's. And my own pubic hair is longer than the hair on my head. I just find this brave new world of landscaping weird as hell.



It really isn't. TBH in the lifestyle my wife and I have, it is uncommon to see people that don't landscape. Even if they don't, they at least keep the lawn very well manicured and to a minimum. I would imagine even outside out circle, it is common to manicure the landscape or just to have bare floors. You can't avoid the advertising for manicuring and laser products these days.

Edited by AZ Starman2112 (09/03/25 03:35 PM)

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: callmehippie]
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callmehippie said:
OLDDAD77 said:
sloug said:
yea if u can deal with some prickly pear on occasion



I splurged on laser hair removal for my wife. Actually that’s a lie! I did it for myself! 😂 haven’t dealt with prickly pear in 15 years!




Your wife's a gangster. that shit is pain full as fuck. Specifically to do for somone else. Its  Like being burned with cigarettes.  I thought about doing it my self. Until I felt the laser.

And found out it has to be done every 6 to 12 weeks for how ever many sessions it takes to complete a cycle and remove everything in the area properly.  And it takes between 6-8 sometimes more sessions to remove 80-90% of the hair in the area.  And then can take a maintenance sessin or two each year following.  For ever.

My brother does the laser removal for a living. 

I tried it.  And after feeling the pain and then hearing that explanation.

  That I would have to this for the rest of my life. Made me decide im not that dedicated to pain. Andd I'll stick to the hassle of shaving constantly.

Maybe if once all the sessions were done and the hair was gone I didn't ever have to do it again. Which is what I kind of thought. But since that's not the case. hell no.

And don't get me wrong I am covered in tattoos from head to toe. But that Laser shit ain't no joke.




Common man! It's like being snapped with rubber bands! We have the Violet Wand sex toy and it's not even as painful as that!

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: AZ Starman2112]
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Yeah I bought one of the fancy manscapers a few years ago! Got sick of nicking my sac with the slightest wrong move! Most I ever let it get is a 5 o’clock shadow


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: OLDDAD77]
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Fuck bro! Why does the sack bleed so much with the tinyest little nick? I've been looking at the Manscaped products and just haven't pulled the trigger because I'm being a cheap ass little bitch.

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: OLDDAD77] * 4
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Sheeeeiittt! When I drop trou, my clam hammer looks like a Jim Henson Muppet! Like snufalufugus got his snout to close to the campfire and burnt all the hair off! I named it Harry Morel. It was either that or Buster Skeetin'.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: AZ Starman2112]
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AZ Starman2112 said:
OLDDAD77 said:
sloug said:
yea if u can deal with some prickly pear on occasion



I splurged on laser hair removal for my wife. Actually that’s a lie! I did it for myself! 😂 haven’t dealt with prickly pear in 15 years!



That's great! We treated each other to that about 10 years ago as Valentine's Day gifts to each other. It only lasted a couple of years.  Now they have devices you can buy that you can do it yourself at home and supposedly it is better than what they were doing years ago that you paid an arm and leg for. Supposedly a lot less painful too.


B Traven said:
I don't know what the fuck y'all are talking about. I went through puberty in the 1980's. And my own pubic hair is longer than the hair on my head. I just find this brave new world of landscaping weird as hell.



It really isn't. TBH in the lifestyle my wife and I have, it is uncommon to see people that don't landscape. Even if they don't, they at least keep the lawn very well manicured and to a minimum. I would imagine even outside out circle, it is common to manicure the landscape or just to have bare floors. You can't avoid the advertising for manicuring and laser products these days.



Well, thankfully, I'm not forced to look at bunch of other people's pubes. But there's no right answer here. I'm just saying that I personally find this new obsession weird as hell. You'll also note that I didn't specify much there, nor did I suggest that the concept of ANY shaving or trimming is foreign to me.

Sorry if I'm being abrasive, but if you bring up how awesome it is to remove pubic hair, it's bound to happen.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: B Traven]
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I'm not really sure how we got on this topic.

But a long time ago, I heard a quote that feels like it's necessary for some people to hear.

"no one wants to go down on a tumbleweed."
:philososloth:

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: AZ Starman2112]
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AZ Starman2112 said:
Fuck bro! Why does the sack bleed so much with the tinyest little nick? I've been looking at the Manscaped products and just haven't pulled the trigger because I'm being a cheap ass little bitch.



It’s totally worth it! Saves time too because you don’t have to be as careful


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Sometimes you just have to shut up and color!
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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: OLDDAD77]
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Gilmour Hendrix said:
Sheeeeiittt! When I drop trou, my clam hammer looks like a Jim Henson Muppet! Like snufalufugus got his snout to close to the campfire and burnt all the hair off! I named it Harry Morel. It was either that or Buster Skeetin'.



:laugh2::lmafo:


B Traven said:
Well, thankfully, I'm not forced to look at bunch of other people's pubes. But there's no right answer here. I'm just saying that I personally find this new obsession weird as hell. You'll also note that I didn't specify much there, nor did I suggest that the concept of ANY shaving or trimming is foreign to me.

Sorry if I'm being abrasive, but if you bring up how awesome it is to remove pubic hair, it's bound to happen.



All good B! Not abrasive at all! We just shooting the shit man! We aren't kids. We can talk about this stuff. It's real life man.


GenesisCorrupted said:
I'm not really sure how we got on this topic.

But a long time ago, I heard a quote that feels like it's necessary for some people to hear.

"no one wants to go down on a tumbleweed."
:philososloth:



True story. I don't like hair on my wife or playmates! Especially not in my mouth. It's not my jam.



OLDDAD77 said:
AZ Starman2112 said:
Fuck bro! Why does the sack bleed so much with the tinyest little nick? I've been looking at the Manscaped products and just haven't pulled the trigger because I'm being a cheap ass little bitch.



It’s totally worth it! Saves time too because you don’t have to be as careful



Noted. My wife just said stop being such a cheap ass.

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: AZ Starman2112]
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GenesisCorrupted said:
"no one wants to go down on a tumbleweed."
:philososloth:




my wife said to me who wants to suck some hairy dick? i also thought that made sense:lol:

luckily for me shes been as bare as a barbie her entire life :naughty:

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