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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Scemilope] * 5
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Scemilope said:
Took me like 3 minutes to decide to stay in cult forums... It's like thanksgiving dinner with 92% more creepy uncles over there.


Do you have any sources to back up that claim?

Whatever, I'm sick of this woke Libera thread.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: PuffM4gicDr4gon] * 4
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CaptainPuffy said:
KauaiOrca said:
CaptainPuffy said:
Damn, no tripping dinos on Pangea then. Thanks for the info!


Imagine the size of a cube harvest growing off of a 500 pound pile of Brontosaurus poop!


Guys a totally not shady Mycology store named "Back Alley Trench coat" has a time machine for sale. I want to take this hobby very seriously and I saw a YouTube where someone traveled back in time to harvest mushrooms directly from Brontosaurus scat. I followed all directions but ended up passing out from hyperoxia. How do I make my setup work? Don't bother recommending agar to me, as I said I'm very serious and don't want to waste my time on that noob process. Can you help me make my time machine work?


Brontosaurus poop is too acidic, and there's no need to go so far back in time. What you really want to aim for is just before humans arrived in North America. Whole plains filled with a variety of megafauna manure. But first, stop in the early industrial era, where you can get like 2000 gallons of LC sorted out for less than 100 bucks using child labor.

You wasted your money going with BATC. I've got a fully functional time machine I put together from watching youtube videos while freebasing DMT. So far, I've only tested the time-stop function, but it worked great this morning. Listened to some of the congressional confirmation hearings, and it felt like an hour went by after like two minutes. I'd post pics and specs here, but the FBI is already watching me because I'm such an important subversive radical who can spot all the demon-worshippers in their organization.

Also, does anyone have any tips on using Amazon Prime to deliver nylon gloves to Victorian England? (I have a latex allergy)


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: B Traven] * 5
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B Traven said:
Scemilope said:
Took me like 3 minutes to decide to stay in cult forums... It's like thanksgiving dinner with 92% more creepy uncles over there.


Do you have any sources to back up that claim?

Whatever, I'm sick of this woke Libera thread.


Jus doe yur on  reserch bro.
😂


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Most of those things are patience.

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: B Traven] * 11
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B Traven said:
Scemilope said:
Took me like 3 minutes to decide to stay in cult forums... It's like thanksgiving dinner with 92% more creepy uncles over there.


Do you have any sources to back up that claim?

Whatever, I'm sick of this woke Libera thread.


Speaking of Liberia, I had these made because I have an odd sense of humor. I'm in the Bible belt. Which means I'm surrounded by mouth-foaming flag worshippers. No one has even noticed. Close enough I guess.

I confess if I ever rob a bank, I will make myself invisible by wearing an American flag.


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gentle and kind

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Your ego is your nemesis.
Seek the truth tirelessly,
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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: PinePalace] * 6
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PinePalace said:
oh and on the off-topic i confess i hate archeologists... read too much Carl Lehrburger. There's just too much evidence to the contrary to believe the europeans of the 15th century were the first culture to make it to America.
https://annas-archive.org/md5/ab3649355c96d238f46b85dd2beb1d88
pdf^ "Secrets of Ancient America: Archaeoastronomy and the Legacy of the Phoenicians, Celts, and Other Forgotten Explorers"


Ah yes, Europeans arriving on a continent already populated by over a hundred million people and saying "FIRST!"

Checks out.


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Smellyhobbit said:
"Wiping a needle with isopropyl after flame sterilization is like shitting after you wipe your ass."

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Mr Piggy] * 4
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Mr Piggy said:
PinePalace said:
oh and on the off-topic i confess i hate archeologists... read too much Carl Lehrburger. There's just too much evidence to the contrary to believe the europeans of the 15th century were the first culture to make it to America.
https://annas-archive.org/md5/ab3649355c96d238f46b85dd2beb1d88
pdf^ "Secrets of Ancient America: Archaeoastronomy and the Legacy of the Phoenicians, Celts, and Other Forgotten Explorers"


Ah yes, Europeans arriving on a continent already populated by over a hundred million people and saying "FIRST!"

Checks out.


Skill issue


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: LadysKnight] * 6
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LadysKnight said:
B Traven said:
Scemilope said:
Took me like 3 minutes to decide to stay in cult forums... It's like thanksgiving dinner with 92% more creepy uncles over there.


Do you have any sources to back up that claim?

Whatever, I'm sick of this woke Libera thread.


Speaking of Liberia, I had these made because I have an odd sense of humor. I'm in the Bible belt. Which means I'm surrounded by mouth-foaming flag worshippers. No one has even noticed. Close enough I guess.

I confess if I ever rob a bank, I will make myself invisible by wearing an American flag.



For many years now i have been tempted to get a red "make america gay again" hat just to see how long it takes for people to notice.

My homie from mexico city had a make america mexico again hat and was getting high fived by so many people who misread it.  He played it off perfect every time, endless laughs for us.


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Smellyhobbit said:
"Wiping a needle with isopropyl after flame sterilization is like shitting after you wipe your ass."

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Mr Piggy] * 3
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Mr Piggy said:
LadysKnight said:
B Traven said:
Scemilope said:
Took me like 3 minutes to decide to stay in cult forums... It's like thanksgiving dinner with 92% more creepy uncles over there.


Do you have any sources to back up that claim?

Whatever, I'm sick of this woke Libera thread.


Speaking of Liberia, I had these made because I have an odd sense of humor. I'm in the Bible belt. Which means I'm surrounded by mouth-foaming flag worshippers. No one has even noticed. Close enough I guess.

I confess if I ever rob a bank, I will make myself invisible by wearing an American flag.



For many years now i have been tempted to get a red "make america gay again" hat just to see how long it takes for people to notice.

My homie from mexico city had a make america mexico again hat and was getting high fived by so many people who misread it.  He played it off perfect every time, endless laughs for us.


Omg, I would totally wear that maga hat at the local VFW.

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: LadysKnight] * 2
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High fives all around :lol:


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Smellyhobbit said:
"Wiping a needle with isopropyl after flame sterilization is like shitting after you wipe your ass."

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Mr Piggy] * 4
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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Mr Piggy] * 5
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I just want to call out my name change and new avatar. It's the username I'm using everywhere else and is not as close to that POS rapper.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Mr Piggy] * 2
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I feel like cookie monster waiting for some bigot to get offended so I can enjoy the drama.

I confess, I enjoy watching dumbasses get banned.

Also, fabulous name change and avatar.


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I'd make a deal with God
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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: B Traven] * 2
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Aww, reminds me of when our bike club would brawl with boneheads back in the day :lol:

Kids.


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Smellyhobbit said:
"Wiping a needle with isopropyl after flame sterilization is like shitting after you wipe your ass."

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: tree frog] * 1
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tree frog said:
I confess, I come to this thread for off topic discussion with mush cult fam and don't mind if folks aren't making confessions.

Politics and the Pub are great, at distracting folks I don't want to talk too and keeping them far far away from cult.


The pub seems ok, but everything else feels rabid af to me. I love the community on the cult forums and seeing that shit kinda ruins the innocence like I just caught my grandma smokin a rock in a porta potty.


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Shine down upon the severed
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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: tree frog] * 1
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tree frog said:
Also, fabulous name change and avatar.


Thanks TF!


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I'm like the best dressed guy at the nude beach
Nice to meet you!

Edited by PuffM4gicDr4gon (01/14/25 12:18 PM)

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: ThurmanMurman] * 6
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ThurmanMurman said:
tree frog said:
I confess, I come to this thread for off topic discussion with mush cult fam and don't mind if folks aren't making confessions.

Politics and the Pub are great, at distracting folks I don't want to talk too and keeping them far far away from cult.


The pub seems ok, but everything else feels rabid af to me. I love the community on the cult forums and seeing that shit kinda ruins the innocence like I just caught my grandma smokin a rock in a porta potty.


Exactly, I just go back home whenever I wanna see that.
I'm from a proud line of 4am waffle house by the airport people.


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This hobby has taught me many things.
Most of those things are patience.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Shroomery
The Official Shroomery Cultivation Museum
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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: tree frog] * 3
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tree frog said:
I feel like cookie monster waiting for some bigot to get offended so I can enjoy the drama.

I confess, I enjoy watching dumbasses get banned.

Also, fabulous name change and avatar.


being that I founded this thread, and B trav and pig pretty much currate it, you may be waiting a long time, although, it definately has happened.  iirc im not sure if it was political but i do remember a couple dudes getting road hauled in here pretty badly for shitty opinions.

i confess i like it this way.  is it clannish? yes. absolutely.

edit damn this thread is off the rails today.  love it.  I love the shroomery for its inherent lack of any real community guidelines.  the guidelines are pretty muc just whatever mushboy or stipe or hob say they are on any given day.


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Edited by BeefExtreme (01/14/25 12:50 PM)

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: BeefExtreme] * 4
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BeefSupremeJr said:
tree frog said:
I feel like cookie monster waiting for some bigot to get offended so I can enjoy the drama.

I confess, I enjoy watching dumbasses get banned.

Also, fabulous name change and avatar.


being that I founded this thread, and B trav and pig pretty much currate it, you may be waiting a long time, although, it definately has happened.  iirc im not sure if it was political but i do remember a couple dudes getting road hauled in here pretty badly for shitty opinions.

i confess i like it this way.  is it clannish? yes. absolutely.

edit damn this thread is off the rails today.  love it.  I love the shroomery for its inherent lack of any real community guidelines.  the guidelines are pretty muc just whatever mushboy or stipe or hob say they are on any given day.


I confess that I fan girl for stipe when he holds the line against bad practice. Dude is constantly on a "come correct" attitude and I appreciate that kind of thing. I did a few grows in 2010, and buddy...I 100% do not want to see this devolve into that sloppy bs.


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Shine on forever, shine on benevolent son
Shine down upon the severed
Shine until the two become one

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: ThurmanMurman] * 7
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Stipe has zero chill. it is known. hes a ball-breaker, but hes our ball-breaker.


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Edited by BeefExtreme (01/14/25 01:09 PM)

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: BeefExtreme] * 2
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BeefSupremeJr said:
Stipe has zero chill. it is known. hes a ball-breaker, but hes our ball-breaker.


I've somehow assigned him this imagery in my head when he pops in to do his thing.
I think it's the animalistic crouching in the shadows like dude is always just around the corner, waitin to catch me lacking. 🤣🤣



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Shine on forever, shine on benevolent son
Shine down upon the severed
Shine until the two become one

Edited by ThurmanMurman (01/14/25 01:24 PM)

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