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Re: Who carries around a condom and who would rather face death for sex? [Re: bloodsheen]
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I'd rather not have sex than wear a condom. I could slip out and land in the crease of her knee and I'd hardly know the difference. There are some decent condoms out there I'm sure, but most don't make it much better than jerking off. If you're worried about a mess though they can be great for shoving it in her ass.

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Re: Who carries around a condom and who would rather face death for sex? [Re: larry.fisherman]
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I literally can't cum with a condom on. I don't understand how anyone could and then go more than a couple minutes bareback. Sex is fun enough that I'm willing to go without finishing but I have trouble staying hard tbh


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A cautious young fellow named Lodge / Had seat belts installed in his Dodge. / When his date was strapped in / He committed a sin / Without even leaving the garage. That's clever, isn't it?-A boy and his dog

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Re: Who carries around a condom and who would rather face death for sex? [Re: bloodsheen]
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Just gorilla fuck her on an acid comedown and she will love you forever. You don't have to last forever every time. Just sometimes. That's what drugs are for. Or you just give her the drugs. Orgasms for the wife on acid are like flipping a switch. Hella amusing.

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Re: Who carries around a condom and who would rather face death for sex? [Re: larry.fisherman]
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You know what was weird about my ex? She was way into drugs and alcohol but never really around me. At first I was kinda offended but then I realized she was ashamed and didn't want me to see her fucked up. To be fair, every time I saw her trashed it was an absolute shit show. I basically told her right before we broke it off that I didn't want to be around her while she was drunk, she either cried or freaked the fuck out about nothing every time


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A cautious young fellow named Lodge / Had seat belts installed in his Dodge. / When his date was strapped in / He committed a sin / Without even leaving the garage. That's clever, isn't it?-A boy and his dog

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Re: Who carries around a condom and who would rather face death for sex? [Re: bloodsheen]
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Yeah that sounds self destructive. Probably best you ran away from that. :lol:

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Re: Who carries around a condom and who would rather face death for sex? [Re: bloodsheen]
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bloodsheen said:
Love and sex are completely intertwined, I think we wired to be that way


LOL. How'd you come up with this little gem?


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe

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Re: Who carries around a condom and who would rather face death for sex? [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
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[MOD EDIT]: No flaming in the Pub.


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A cautious young fellow named Lodge / Had seat belts installed in his Dodge. / When his date was strapped in / He committed a sin / Without even leaving the garage. That's clever, isn't it?-A boy and his dog

Edited by Jokeshopbeard (08/26/19 11:48 AM)

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Re: Who carries around a condom and who would rather face death for sex? [Re: bloodsheen]
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:lolsy:

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Re: Who carries around a condom and who would rather face death for sex? [Re: Fiery]
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It's nice to see incels coping in a positive manner for a change.

Well done, Fiery.

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