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Stoner moments * 1
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Ill start

I just finished smoking a fat blunt, and was really, really high.I was making tuna sandwhiches, and emptied the water from the can into the bowl i was going to put my tuna in, rather than the sink.
I then proceeded to put the tuna in the sink, rather than the bowl. :lol:

Once i realized my mistake, i decided to cut my losses and make some more tuna.
I put my can opener in the bowl of tuna water instead of the sink to wash it off.

Whats some funny stoner moments you have had?

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Re: Stoner moments [Re: xbloodwhipx] * 4
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one time I went into the cupboard for a glass and found the milk sitting there


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For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.

And I don't know what the mantis is praying for
But he's probably just thanking the Lord
That he don't live in a home
And he don't got a phone
And he don't sit around all angry and bored
(He's just a bug)

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Re: Stoner moments [Re: gopher]
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Hahaha the old milk in the pantry


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Re: Stoner moments [Re: xbloodwhipx]
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One time, when i had really bad cotton mouth, i picked up my bong thinking it was my glass and as i tilted it to drink from it, i realized it was my bong in my hand. That was a close call.

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Re: Stoner moments [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
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Why would anyone think smoking weed is harmless if it does this type of shit

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Re: Stoner moments [Re: NOUS333]
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Because when u get too high, u do silly stuff. But if u get too drunk for example, u can pass out and break your nose or pass out vomit on yourself.

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Re: Stoner moments [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
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LogicaL Chaos said:
One time, when i had really bad cotton mouth, i picked up my bong thinking it was my glass and as i tilted it to drink from it, i realized it was my bong in my hand. That was a close call.


I've accidentally drunk the bong more than once, high class Aussie OJ bottle bong ya see.  :lol:


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Re: Stoner moments [Re: xbloodwhipx] * 1
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Never had these kinds of stoner moments


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  we could all use a little more sunshine.

:shrug: yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting.  not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin.  i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo. -tiny_rabid_birds

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Re: Stoner moments [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
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LogicaL Chaos said:
Because when u get too high, u do silly stuff. But if u get too drunk for example, u can pass out and break your nose or pass out vomit on yourself.


Okay but if I get drunk as fuck I can still think in a linear fashion. 

I get high and I can’t even fuckin think in a straight line.

Something ain’t right there. Forget alcohol. Forget comparing side effects.  Let’s focus on weed alone for once.  You have to acknowledge this shit isn’t normal or healthy

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Re: Stoner moments [Re: xbloodwhipx]
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:ooo:

Edited by Thermal Visions (06/10/19 07:46 PM)

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Re: Stoner moments [Re: Thermal Visions] * 5
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Most of my stoner moments involve staring into middle distance somewhere in the fridge and then suddenly realising how long I've been standing there doing that.


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe

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Re: Stoner moments [Re: NOUS333]
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NOUS333 said:
LogicaL Chaos said:
Because when u get too high, u do silly stuff. But if u get too drunk for example, u can pass out and break your nose or pass out vomit on yourself.


Okay but if I get drunk as fuck I can still think in a linear fashion. 

I get high and I can’t even fuckin think in a straight line.

Something ain’t right there. Forget alcohol. Forget comparing side effects.  Let’s focus on weed alone for once.  You have to acknowledge this shit isn’t normal or healthy


Na if you get drunk as fuck you black out and eventually pass out. Maybe you have a different idea of drunk as fuck than I do.

Il walk to a room and forget why I was going there sometimes.


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Re: Stoner moments [Re: ReposadoXochipilli] * 2
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*puts bong in the freezer*
*sets ice tray on the counter*

FUCK


Then I realize what I did 5 minutes later, go to the kitchen and forget why I walked in the room lol


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Re: Stoner moments [Re: ichugwindex]
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Ha.

I do that alot, even sober. I will walk into a room or an area and totally forget what i was trying to do.

Sometimes when im stoned and i get the munchies bad, i will jump in my car, drive off then realize i totally forgot my wallet at home :nonono:

Then i proceed to drive home, feeling like a damn fool.

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Re: Stoner moments [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
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I used to stand up with my pipe still sitting in my lap all the time.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline

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Re: Stoner moments [Re: Shroomslip] * 1
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I got so high before i saw captain America 3 that i forgot what movie I was watching. I did like 3 dabs, and drank some white wine with cannapunch, and was hitting a pen while waiting in line. I got sooooo high. I was sitting there in the theater before the movie being like "where are we?" What movie is this. Boy was i releaved when iron man showed up.


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Re: Stoner moments [Re: Calm_A_Llama_Down] * 1
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I got so high I was listening to a music video on mute and I put on music on my stereo. I thought the music video was about the song that was on my stereo.  All the instruments seemed to line up too.  Took me like 2 minutes to realize nothing made sense.


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Re: Stoner moments [Re: Patlal] * 1
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:rofl2:

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Re: Stoner moments [Re: Patlal] * 2
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Bill Hicks said:
I've seen a lot of weird shit on drugs, but I have never ever ever ever ever looked at an egg and thought it was a fucking brain, not once, all right? I have seen UFO’s split the sky like a sheet, but I have never ever ever looked at an egg and thought it was a fucking brain, not once. I have had seven balls of light come off of a UFO, lead me onto their ship, explain to me telepathically that we are all one and there is no such thing as death, but I have never ever ever ever ever looked at an egg, and thought it was a fucking brain. Now, maybe I wasn’t getting good shit?



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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe

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Re: Stoner moments [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
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Ha, nice. Interesting that he mentions "Seven Orbs" like the Seven Orbs from The Phoenix Lights incident. :strokebeard:

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