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if your life was a movie, would you watch it? would it tank in the box office? * 1
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Well?

The collective of everything that you have experienced in visual and audio. Like a first person pov, with cinematic third person angles at scenic moments. You can edit out all the countless hours of masturbation.....
But dreams too. And drug experiences, dramatic hallmark moments, lots of locations filler. Probably cut most of the repetitive shit you do into a more condensed version of the story of your life.

Would you watch it?


Have you lived a boss was life, or have you lived a more straight to DVD life?



?/5star your life. And name the director, if you had to choose one. Would you recommend your life story to a friend?



Ponder if you will


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Re: if your life was a movie, would you watch it? would it tank in the box office? [Re: Salomon]
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Most people wouldn’t choose to be born if given the choice, especially when you consider the huge risks involved in life

Most people stick around because life is semi bearable and because suicide is so difficult and frightening

So to answer your question, most people’s “movies” are shit and somebody would have to pay you handsomely to ever willingly choose to watch them . Homeless crack heads, abuse victims, kids with cancer, - the vast majority of people wouldn’t want to watch those “‘movies” or live those lives

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Re: if your life was a movie, would you watch it? would it tank in the box office? [Re: KetamineAndHoes] * 4
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If my life was a movie, people would want to see it.

Not because of silly ole me but because of the sheer awesomeness and awfulness of things happening in it.

Its like I'm living a spiritual anime :tetsuo:

I'm not just sayin' that.

I'm supersaiyan that :supersaiyan:


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Re: if your life was a movie, would you watch it? would it tank in the box office? [Re: KetamineAndHoes] * 1
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KetamineAndHoes said:
Most people wouldn’t choose to be born if given the choice, especially when you consider the huge risks involved in life

Most people stick around because life is semi bearable and because suicide is so difficult and frightening

So to answer your question, most people’s “movies” are shit and somebody would have to pay you handsomely to ever willingly choose to watch them . Homeless crack heads, abuse victims, kids with cancer, - the vast majority of people wouldn’t want to watch those “‘movies” or live those lives



Thems straight to VHS tape, bruv


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Re: if your life was a movie, would you watch it? would it tank in the box office? [Re: Salomon] * 1
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I'd demand a refund or at least a new movie

0/5 stars directed by Vince Gilligan


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Only hope can give rise to the emotion we call despair. But it is nearly impossible for a man to try to live without hope, so I guess that leaves Man no choice but to walk around with despair as his companion.

Edited by ichugwindex (06/03/19 04:35 PM)

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Re: if your life was a movie, would you watch it? would it tank in the box office? [Re: ichugwindex] * 1
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This guy gets it.


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Re: if your life was a movie, would you watch it? would it tank in the box office? [Re: Salomon]
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Nope.


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Re: if your life was a movie, would you watch it? would it tank in the box office? [Re: Patlal]
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No one would want to see a movie based on my life. I've not had an interesting life.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline

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Re: if your life was a movie, would you watch it? would it tank in the box office? [Re: Patlal] * 1
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Patlal said:
Nope.


You will now be played by Adam Sandler.


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Re: if your life was a movie, would you watch it? would it tank in the box office? [Re: Salomon]
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Salomon said:
Patlal said:
Nope.


You will now be played by Adam Sandler.


I am now picturing Adam Sandler gambling and stalking that waitress


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Only hope can give rise to the emotion we call despair. But it is nearly impossible for a man to try to live without hope, so I guess that leaves Man no choice but to walk around with despair as his companion.

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Re: if your life was a movie, would you watch it? would it tank in the box office? [Re: ichugwindex] * 1
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See pretty accurate. I bet Adam Sandler prolly also directed and starred in pat's  life and thought it was hilarious to make him Canadian.


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Re: if your life was a movie, would you watch it? would it tank in the box office? [Re: Shroomslip]
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Shroomslip said:
No one would want to see a movie based on my life. I've not had an interesting life.


straight to DVD with you:seriawes:


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Re: if your life was a movie, would you watch it? would it tank in the box office? [Re: Salomon]
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a straight-to-DVD life :uhoh:


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Re: if your life was a movie, would you watch it? would it tank in the box office? [Re: Asante]
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My life isn't even worth putting on disc.. it's just some bullshit web series that no one bothers to watch except close family of the creators and only because they're obligated to.. half of them sneak out after the first 20 minutes.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline

Edited by Shroomslip (06/03/19 05:30 PM)

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Re: if your life was a movie, would you watch it? would it tank in the box office? [Re: Shroomslip]
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Shroomslip said:
.. half of them sneak out after the first 20 minutes.


You didn't though. which is commendable :hug:


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personal empowerment for the world

:nyan: LGBT - Love God Before Tradition :nyan:

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Re: if your life was a movie, would you watch it? would it tank in the box office? [Re: Asante]
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It would be studied in science labs for decades


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Live by the mushroom, die by the mushroom
:mushroom2::rainbowdrink:
This is a trap! A trap! You are all busted! Busted! You fools!
:twirlyface:

If a time comes where I fail to appear I've been abducted and I will miss you all
Please smile and pet puppies as often as possible
Be happy
Be nice
(<3);}

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Re: if your life was a movie, would you watch it? would it tank in the box office? [Re: Shroomopotamus]
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I would keep watching because of my wonder.


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Re: if your life was a movie, would you watch it? would it tank in the box office? [Re: Shroomopotamus]
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You're played by
Shroomopotamus said:
It would be studied in science labs for decades


Or would it become a cult? Like people who watch starwars.


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Re: if your life was a movie, would you watch it? would it tank in the box office? [Re: Asante]
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Asante said:
a straight-to-DVD life :uhoh:


You..... Directed by m night shamalan

Or is it?::aaaargh:


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Re: if your life was a movie, would you watch it? would it tank in the box office? [Re: Salomon]
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barber shreds would play me

:barbershreds:

or if he's not available then

:creepylurker:

directed by michael bay





the score by celine dion

the titanic song in particular

love interest would be



the girl that gets pelvic thrusted off stage


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