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if your life was a movie, would you watch it? would it tank in the box office? * 1
    #26030663 -

Well?

The collective of everything that you have experienced in visual and audio. Like a first person pov, with cinematic third person angles at scenic moments. You can edit out all the countless hours of masturbation.....
But dreams too. And drug experiences, dramatic hallmark moments, lots of locations filler. Probably cut most of the repetitive shit you do into a more condensed version of the story of your life.

Would you watch it?


Have you lived a boss was life, or have you lived a more straight to DVD life?



?/5star your life. And name the director, if you had to choose one. Would you recommend your life story to a friend?



Ponder if you will


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Re: if your life was a movie, would you watch it? would it tank in the box office? [Re: Salomon]
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Most people wouldn’t choose to be born if given the choice, especially when you consider the huge risks involved in life

Most people stick around because life is semi bearable and because suicide is so difficult and frightening

So to answer your question, most people’s “movies” are shit and somebody would have to pay you handsomely to ever willingly choose to watch them . Homeless crack heads, abuse victims, kids with cancer, - the vast majority of people wouldn’t want to watch those “‘movies” or live those lives

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Re: if your life was a movie, would you watch it? would it tank in the box office? [Re: KetamineAndHoes] * 4
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If my life was a movie, people would want to see it.

Not because of silly ole me but because of the sheer awesomeness and awfulness of things happening in it.

Its like I'm living a spiritual anime :tetsuo:

I'm not just sayin' that.

I'm supersaiyan that :supersaiyan:


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Re: if your life was a movie, would you watch it? would it tank in the box office? [Re: KetamineAndHoes] * 1
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KetamineAndHoes said:
Most people wouldn’t choose to be born if given the choice, especially when you consider the huge risks involved in life

Most people stick around because life is semi bearable and because suicide is so difficult and frightening

So to answer your question, most people’s “movies” are shit and somebody would have to pay you handsomely to ever willingly choose to watch them . Homeless crack heads, abuse victims, kids with cancer, - the vast majority of people wouldn’t want to watch those “‘movies” or live those lives



Thems straight to VHS tape, bruv


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Re: if your life was a movie, would you watch it? would it tank in the box office? [Re: Salomon] * 1
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I'd demand a refund or at least a new movie

0/5 stars directed by Vince Gilligan


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Only hope can give rise to the emotion we call despair. But it is nearly impossible for a man to try to live without hope, so I guess that leaves Man no choice but to walk around with despair as his companion.

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Re: if your life was a movie, would you watch it? would it tank in the box office? [Re: ichugwindex] * 1
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This guy gets it.


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Re: if your life was a movie, would you watch it? would it tank in the box office? [Re: Salomon]
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Nope.


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Re: if your life was a movie, would you watch it? would it tank in the box office? [Re: Patlal]
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No one would want to see a movie based on my life. I've not had an interesting life.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline

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Re: if your life was a movie, would you watch it? would it tank in the box office? [Re: Patlal] * 1
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Patlal said:
Nope.


You will now be played by Adam Sandler.


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Re: if your life was a movie, would you watch it? would it tank in the box office? [Re: Salomon]
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Salomon said:
Patlal said:
Nope.


You will now be played by Adam Sandler.


I am now picturing Adam Sandler gambling and stalking that waitress


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Only hope can give rise to the emotion we call despair. But it is nearly impossible for a man to try to live without hope, so I guess that leaves Man no choice but to walk around with despair as his companion.

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Re: if your life was a movie, would you watch it? would it tank in the box office? [Re: ichugwindex] * 1
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See pretty accurate. I bet Adam Sandler prolly also directed and starred in pat's  life and thought it was hilarious to make him Canadian.


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Re: if your life was a movie, would you watch it? would it tank in the box office? [Re: Shroomslip]
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Shroomslip said:
No one would want to see a movie based on my life. I've not had an interesting life.


straight to DVD with you:seriawes:


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Re: if your life was a movie, would you watch it? would it tank in the box office? [Re: Salomon]
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a straight-to-DVD life :uhoh:


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Re: if your life was a movie, would you watch it? would it tank in the box office? [Re: Asante]
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My life isn't even worth putting on disc.. it's just some bullshit web series that no one bothers to watch except close family of the creators and only because they're obligated to.. half of them sneak out after the first 20 minutes.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline

Edited by Shroomslip (06/03/19 05:30 PM)

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Re: if your life was a movie, would you watch it? would it tank in the box office? [Re: Shroomslip]
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Shroomslip said:
.. half of them sneak out after the first 20 minutes.


You didn't though. which is commendable :hug:


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Re: if your life was a movie, would you watch it? would it tank in the box office? [Re: Asante]
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It would be studied in science labs for decades


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This is a trap! A trap! You are all busted! Busted! You fools!
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Please smile and pet puppies as often as possible
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Re: if your life was a movie, would you watch it? would it tank in the box office? [Re: Shroomopotamus]
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I would keep watching because of my wonder.


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Re: if your life was a movie, would you watch it? would it tank in the box office? [Re: Shroomopotamus]
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You're played by
Shroomopotamus said:
It would be studied in science labs for decades


Or would it become a cult? Like people who watch starwars.


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Re: if your life was a movie, would you watch it? would it tank in the box office? [Re: Asante]
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Asante said:
a straight-to-DVD life :uhoh:


You..... Directed by m night shamalan

Or is it?::aaaargh:


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Re: if your life was a movie, would you watch it? would it tank in the box office? [Re: Salomon]
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barber shreds would play me

:barbershreds:

or if he's not available then

:creepylurker:

directed by michael bay





the score by celine dion

the titanic song in particular

love interest would be



the girl that gets pelvic thrusted off stage


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ACADEMY AWARD WINNING ACTOR
WG32 KILLED HOFFA
PROFESSIONAL BALL BUFFERER
WORST NEIGHBORHOOD YARD OF 2026 WINNER
OTD’S FORMER PRODIGAL SON
TODAY IS BEER DAY

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Re: if your life was a movie, would you watch it? would it tank in the box office? [Re: Salomon] * 1
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A movie of my life? Might be cool :cool:

Wouldnt be the most exciting movie but it will have its cool moments :mushroom2:

Maybe a 6/10 rating.

Directed by Steven Spielberg in his early years and the director of Go!

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Re: if your life was a movie, would you watch it? would it tank in the box office? [Re: Salomon] * 1
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I've been told I should write a book about my life many, many times, by all kinds of people.

I'm not sure an 1 1/2 movie would cut it though, it'd have to be a series lol

:edit:

As for the director and stuff, prolly Tim Burton, Antonio Banderas, or both... Maybe some speilberg too.

You'd have to be into violence, nightmarish shit, and just straight up weirdness... If you're looking for a forest gump type flick, you'd be dissapointed and probably a little frightened lol

I'd think it'd do pretty good with the right director and actors tbh.

Would I watch it?.. Prolly.. Might be a bit of a cringe fest and ptsd triggering experience though :lol:


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Nothing is true, everything is permissible.

Our laws make law impossible; our liberties destroy all freedom; our property is organized robbery; our morality an impudent hypocrisy; our wisdom is administered by inexperienced or mal-experienced dupes; our power wielded by cowards and weaklings; and our honour false in all its points. I am an enemy of the existing order for good reasons.

Edited by LuSiD9 (06/03/19 08:17 PM)

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Re: if your life was a movie, would you watch it? would it tank in the box office? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
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LogicaL Chaos said:
Maybe a 6/10 rating.

Directed by Steven Spielberg in his early years and the director of Go!


I gave The LogicaL Chaos Story two thumbs up

:thumbinator:  :thumbinator:

and a standing ovation

:grannycheer:


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ACADEMY AWARD WINNING ACTOR
WG32 KILLED HOFFA
PROFESSIONAL BALL BUFFERER
WORST NEIGHBORHOOD YARD OF 2026 WINNER
OTD’S FORMER PRODIGAL SON
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Re: if your life was a movie, would you watch it? would it tank in the box office? [Re: Nifflerz] * 1
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I feel so blessed :emotionalmoment:

Id watch your life-movie Niffla. I bet it would be cooool :cool:

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Re: if your life was a movie, would you watch it? would it tank in the box office? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 2
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LogicaL Chaos said:
I feel so blessed :emotionalmoment:

Id watch your life-movie Niffla. I bet it would be cooool :cool:


when I screened my film at Cannes these were the reactions

:failure:  :disappoint:  :nomoreinternet:  :illjustgothrowup:  :wellthatsweird:  :whoopdeefriggindo:  :imout:


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:niffla:

ACADEMY AWARD WINNING ACTOR
WG32 KILLED HOFFA
PROFESSIONAL BALL BUFFERER
WORST NEIGHBORHOOD YARD OF 2026 WINNER
OTD’S FORMER PRODIGAL SON
TODAY IS BEER DAY

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Re: if your life was a movie, would you watch it? would it tank in the box office? [Re: Nifflerz]
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Ha, nice. :awebig:

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Re: if your life was a movie, would you watch it? would it tank in the box office? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 2
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Everyone fell asleep at my movie, but if they would just get through the first 30 or 40 minutes it gets trippy. Need to build the tension up a little bit for contrast.


Directed by Stanley Kubrick.

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Re: if your life was a movie, would you watch it? would it tank in the box office? [Re: PatrickKn] * 1
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From the age of 17-28, it would be an action/drama film. Hanging with the wrong crowd, massive drug capers, street racing, flagrant disregard for the rules of society.

Then it all catches up to our protagonist. Heists gone wrong, gang violence, the law finally catching up to him as he tries vainly to escape through multiple states. Everything goes pear-shaped at once. His life is destroyed, friends die, etc.


Then the last bit would be the redemption arc: reconnecting with his old, true friends, finding a girl, going back to college, and becoming a world-renowned success...at least I hope that's how it turns out. :grin:

I think I would also like it to be directed by Vince Gilligan.


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Re: if your life was a movie, would you watch it? would it tank in the box office? [Re: Ima Trooper]
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of course everyone would want to see a movie about themselves . getting others to see it would be the trick.I think I would see your film depending on whos behind the project. getting people behind the project would be the trick tho. like who else could write/edit together the script about your life but you? and youre a shit writer so becoming a better writer would be the real trick.
for me , you would want to see my shit. I would direct. I cant trust somebody else with my vision cus its my vision.

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Re: if your life was a movie, would you watch it? would it tank in the box office? [Re: mt cleverest]
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That's not how you break 300million in the box office
Mr Sundance fest


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Re: if your life was a movie, would you watch it? would it tank in the box office? [Re: Salomon]
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I'm not interested in breaking 300 million. my shit is too nuanced for the masses. I couldnt if I wanted anyway, not enough explosions.
but guaranteed I could take anybodys story in here and make it quality . assuming I had all the details of their story... that would be the real trick. to get all the info would take a lifetime, in fact I'd have to be you to get the full scoop... in which case I wouldnt  have the capablities to distill my life into  a watchable 2 hrs

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Re: if your life was a movie, would you watch it? would it tank in the box office? [Re: mt cleverest] * 1
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If you like stoner movies

I would be played by a younger Matthew Lillard


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Re: if your life was a movie, would you watch it? would it tank in the box office? [Re: Tripsurfer] * 2
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:ooo:

Edited by Thermal Visions (06/05/19 05:10 PM)

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Re: if your life was a movie, would you watch it? would it tank in the box office? [Re: Shroomopotamus] * 1
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Shroomopotamus said:
It would be studied in science labs for decades


Narrated  by Patrick Stewart. Or maybe by skeekle.

I just feel like you're the type that requires an omnipresent voice to explain the werid abstract shit in the movie


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Re: if your life was a movie, would you watch it? would it tank in the box office? [Re: Salomon]
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Youre definitely wanna be on some dr00gz for Shroomapotamus's movie :mushroom2: :lsd:

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Re: if your life was a movie, would you watch it? would it tank in the box office? [Re: mt cleverest] * 1
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mt cleverest said:
I'm not interested in breaking 300 million. my shit is too nuanced for the masses.



Is it now?

Can you give us an exert from your life movie? Some real nuanced sophisticated moment of higher thinking based plotline.


Not being sarcastic, text is misleading.

Or like, does it in totality, for into a genre? Are you like a British aristocrat, who has an interest in mushrooms but otherwise is like totally different?


:slowreaction:


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