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How to hide body successfully
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Do not get this confused with a how to on getting away with murder. That's crazy..

All you need is a truck, plastic wrap, duct tape, about 5-6 old thick mattresses, and rope or straps.

Cut thickest mattress at seams; a clean cut. Then carefully and securely wrap body in plastic multiple times, tightly secure plastic with duct wrap, stuff body in center of mattress, sew up, load 1 mattress onto truck, take your body mattress and stack that, and then the rest. Head to city dump and load mattresses. Make sure body mattress is on bottom. Find a secluded spot in back of dump.

I am sure there are few holes, but I am not crazy person.


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Re: How to hide body successfully [Re: Dirty Dave]
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what dewd just melt it down in a barrel of lye and then dump it in a river/ocean

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Re: How to hide body successfully [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
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:shakeface:

Are you cutting your body into pieces?

A shovel works, and has worked for a long time now, and there are still some very secluded places in the states, if that't where we are.

Other countries, things may be a bit easier.

:prettyflyforawhiteguy:


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Re: How to hide body successfully [Re: HamHead]
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Take them out to the country and dump them down the well of an old abandoned farmhouse..


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Re: How to hide body successfully [Re: Amanita86] * 6
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Dress the body up like a clown and leave it sitting on the toilet at a McDonalds.


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Re: How to hide body successfully [Re: HamHead] * 1
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HamHead said:
:shakeface:

Are you cutting your body into pieces?




Snort PCP off their ass and go to town.




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Re: How to hide body successfully [Re: Asante]
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run them in the canal

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Re: How to hide body successfully [Re: Dirty Dave] * 3
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Where do I get a sewing machine and 5-6 old mattresses? AND a body too??? I feel like I'm missing some essential items from this TEK

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Re: How to hide body successfully [Re: Uzziel]
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somebody's house

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Re: How to hide body successfully [Re: Uzziel] * 5
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Uzziel said:
Where do I get a sewing machine and 5-6 old mattresses? AND a body too??? I feel like I'm missing some essential items from this TEK


NO SOURCING!:crankey:


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Re: How to hide body successfully [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
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I composted a horse in August.
Everyone should do it.

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Re: How to hide body successfully [Re: Amanita86]
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im not stuck in here

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Re: How to hide body successfully [Re: Dirty Dave] * 1
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:notsureif:

Not sure if this is some kind of dark joke or OP is fantasying about being a serial killer.

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Re: How to hide body successfully [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 3
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Or maybe gaslighting

:notsureif:


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Re: How to hide body successfully [Re: Dirty Dave]
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The best bet for this sort of thing is the body having a life that is hard to track so if people are missing them they don't know where to start. 

Lots of people get in way over their heads in situations and think they have it all figured out only to make glaring mistakes in their cover up.  Semi regularly they find bodies way out in no where in the desert and end up tying then to the culprit.  Lots of military spouses end up in the desert near the base.


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Re: How to hide body successfully [Re: ReposadoXochipilli] * 1
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I guess in this day and age you could just shoot people up with fentanyl as a pretty solid cover up,  looks like another dope fiend got the short straw.


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Re: How to hide body successfully [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
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:chinchilla:

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Re: How to hide body successfully [Re: feevers]
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The best way to hide a body is to eat it.


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Re: How to hide body successfully [Re: Patlal]
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Hide under the covers so the body cant see you.

That's how I would hide from a body


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Re: How to hide body successfully [Re: ichugwindex]
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Dress it up as a scarecrow in the middle of a crop field.


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