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Erect Mummified Cocks (EMC) * 2
    #23491246 - 07/30/16 03:12 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

5AM having fun. What's happening with you guys?



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Re: Erect Mummified Cocks (EMC) [Re: Eggtimer] * 1
    #23491247 - 07/30/16 03:15 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:lolsy:


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Re: Erect Mummified Cocks (EMC) [Re: Plain] * 1
    #23491302 - 07/30/16 03:56 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Far fucking out

Just woke up, didn't sleep well, took my dog for a walk...

Gonna cook some BLT for lunch, play on computer , read a book, meh...


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Re: Erect Mummified Cocks (EMC) [Re: Plain] * 3
    #23491312 - 07/30/16 04:04 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

How y'all doin' this mornin'?

I ain't been on in a while. My ol' lady's been stayin' with me for a while and work's been crazy, so I've not had much posting time.

But she's stayin' with her mama tonight and I'm all geeked up on Adderall, so  whaaaaat's uuup?

I took my ol' lady to visit my friends down at the beach. She had never seen the ocean before, so that was cool, and I was really excited for her to meet my friends. These were my closest friends for years, and they moved down there a year or two ago, so we don't get to see each other much anymore.

We all wound up taking some nice unperforated WOW on the beach. Playing in the waves and rolling in the sand until the wee hours of the morning. My friends had never taken psychedelics before, though I had been trying to turn them on to them for years, and they had a great time.

Now they're blowing me up for some fungus :lol:

It was definitely an amazing time even though I wound up blowing way too much money. It was the first longish trip that I got to captain. You know what I mean? I think I handled it like a champ.

Sorry for rambling. I've got a nice amphetamine buzz goin' on and everyone's asleep. So I figured I'd check in with the Shroomerites and tweak around with y'all :rofl:

Anyways, how you fine folks doin'? Anyone got any big plans for the day?


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Re: Erect Mummified Cocks (EMC) [Re: desant]
    #23491317 - 07/30/16 04:14 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

ThatKidWithTheFace said:
How y'all doin' this mornin'?

I ain't been on in a while. My ol' lady's been stayin' with me for a while and work's been crazy, so I've not had much posting time.

But she's stayin' with her mama tonight and I'm all geeked up on Adderall, so  whaaaaat's uuup?

I took my ol' lady to visit my friends down at the beach. She had never seen the ocean before, so that was cool, and I was really excited for her to meet my friends. These were my closest friends for years, and they moved down there a year or two ago, so we don't get to see each other much anymore.

We all wound up taking some nice unperforated WOW on the beach. Playing in the waves and rolling in the sand until the wee hours of the morning. My friends had never taken psychedelics before, though I had been trying to turn them on to them for years, and they had a great time.

Now they're blowing me up for some fungus :lol:

It was definitely an amazing time even though I wound up blowing way too much money. It was the first longish trip that I got to captain. You know what I mean? I think I handled it like a champ.

Sorry for rambling. I've got a nice amphetamine buzz goin' on and everyone's asleep. So I figured I'd check in with the Shroomerites and tweak around with y'all :rofl:

Anyways, how you fine folks doin'? Anyone got any big plans for the day?




No plans acid would be great I finished mine off a few months ago though :lol: still got like 800mg of 4-aco-dmt. Might do some of that. Sadly I think it's degraded a lot.


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Far fucking out

Just woke up, didn't sleep well, took my dog for a walk...

Gonna cook some BLT for lunch, play on computer , read a book, meh...




You got steam? hit me up user name: Ten Sephiroth
What book?


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Re: Erect Mummified Cocks (EMC) [Re: Eggtimer]
    #23491322 - 07/30/16 04:26 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Yea I play counter strike GO sometimes but more often I just jam and fly in my flight sim and do something round the house - cook, play with dog, read a book ...

The book I'm reading is called Dance Music Manual, THIRD edition. I read the first one years ago but I hear the latest edition is pretty good. I ordered it of Amazon at night a while ago, it arrived noon the following day , less than 12 hours after I ordered it cool eh

What games u play on steam??


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Re: Erect Mummified Cocks (EMC) [Re: desant]
    #23491348 - 07/30/16 04:55 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

desant said:
Yea I play counter strike GO sometimes but more often I just jam and fly in my flight sim and do something round the house - cook, play with dog, read a book ...

The book I'm reading is called Dance Music Manual, THIRD edition. I read the first one years ago but I hear the latest edition is pretty good. I ordered it of Amazon at night a while ago, it arrived noon the following day , less than 12 hours after I ordered it cool eh

What games u play on steam??




A lot. Mostly cs:go but I got arma, dayz(haven't played in like a year) and a ton of others I got on sale and never play.
Warframe(f2p coop game) can be pretty fun. I also enjoyed playing killing floor(coop not f2p) 1 a lot.
Killing floor 2 is out but not finished so I haven't played much of it.

If you like flying there are squads that play arma 3 like a miltary sim and need good pilots. Arma 3 needs a pretty good rig to get decent fps though.
I've got a flight stick/throttle but have been to lazy to learn how to fly right.


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Re: Erect Mummified Cocks (EMC) [Re: Eggtimer]
    #23491365 - 07/30/16 05:03 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Arma 3? What's that like? Never heard of it, I usually fly X Plane


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Re: Erect Mummified Cocks (EMC) [Re: desant]
    #23491375 - 07/30/16 05:13 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

ERECT

MUMMIFIED

COCKS?!!


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Re: Erect Mummified Cocks (EMC) [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #23491396 - 07/30/16 05:32 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Whats up? I get off work at noon(7th day in a row ive been working) then I have to get ready to pick up my gf from the chicago airport tomorrow. So damn tired....


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Re: Erect Mummified Cocks (EMC) [Re: desant]
    #23491400 - 07/30/16 05:35 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

desant said:
Arma 3? What's that like? Never heard of it, I usually fly X Plane



It's a huge military sim not just planes and helicopters. It's got a very steep learning curve though. 
The map is fucking yuge too





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Re: Erect Mummified Cocks (EMC) [Re: Eggtimer]
    #23491410 - 07/30/16 05:39 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Damn that looks awesome.


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Re: Erect Mummified Cocks (EMC) [Re: Eggtimer]
    #23491411 - 07/30/16 05:39 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Cool I'll check it out :awesome:


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Re: Erect Mummified Cocks (EMC) [Re: Eggtimer]
    #23491420 - 07/30/16 05:46 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

What's up pansies?

I just woke from my slumber. About to put together eggs and wheat toast and chill until noon.
Today I gotta gym then dicks to collect some things for an upcoming trip

That gif is atrocious
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Re: Erect Mummified Cocks (EMC) [Re: desant]
    #23491520 - 07/30/16 06:32 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Good morning y'all :smile:

I'm just enjoying life,


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Re: Erect Mummified Cocks (EMC) [Re: SunnyD]
    #23491593 - 07/30/16 07:05 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Just bought an italian made m1 garand t2 for 1600$

Ouuuu cant wait to get that puppy in the mail!


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Re: Erect Mummified Cocks (EMC) [Re: Gotlib]
    #23491606 - 07/30/16 07:12 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Niiice

:sambergfive:


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Re: Erect Mummified Cocks (EMC) [Re: Gotlib]
    #23491608 - 07/30/16 07:13 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

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Just bought an italian made m1 garand t2 for 1600$

Ouuuu cant wait to get that puppy in the mail!




Holy shit. I could upgrade the fuck out of my PC with that :tongue:
Although it would be awesome to shoot a classic gun like that...


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Re: Erect Mummified Cocks (EMC) [Re: Eggtimer]
    #23491639 - 07/30/16 07:30 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

hi

been up all night tripping

:cool:


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Re: Erect Mummified Cocks (EMC) [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23491670 - 07/30/16 07:40 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Hello again y'all :smile:

Have a beautiful day or at least try :sun:


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