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Re: How to hide body successfully [Re: PumpJackTeX] * 1
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put it in Mitch McConnell's seat.

nobody would notice

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Re: How to hide body successfully [Re: feevers]
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Just do that cartel shit,dissolved it in acid like they did to all the missing students in mejico


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"the way of the warrior is the resolute acceptance of death"

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Re: How to hide body successfully [Re: Dirty Dave]
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Just cut it up and eat it. Simple.

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Re: How to hide body successfully [Re: RockyRaccoon]
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So cal u could probably just leave it on a bench,place is run by complete idiots who can't do anything,socialism


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Re: How to hide body successfully [Re: 5150]
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none of those ideas are good....especially eating people, really? you want human cancer or something?


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Ban lotto

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Re: How to hide body successfully [Re: spirit_shadow] * 1
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You can eat me.


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Re: How to hide body successfully [Re: RockyRaccoon]
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RockyRaccoon said:
Just cut it up and eat it. Simple.



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Re: How to hide body successfully [Re: RockyRaccoon]
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You would need to purchase pcp if youre are going that route.


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Re: How to hide body successfully [Re: Dirty Dave] * 1
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Dirty Dave said:
You would need to purchase pcp if youre are going that route.




Nah, just some teriyaki.

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Re: How to hide body successfully [Re: RockyRaccoon]
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And some cajun spice of course


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Re: How to hide body successfully [Re: Dirty Dave]
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Also don't believe the stigma on PCP. It is actually a pretty cool thing. I'm all for legalization.

Edited by RockyRaccoon (02/13/19 09:42 AM)

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Re: How to hide body successfully [Re: RockyRaccoon]
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You must learn yourself about big lurch.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Lurch


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Re: How to hide body successfully [Re: Dirty Dave]
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Dirty Dave said:
You must learn yourself about big lurch.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Lurch



I know of Big Lurch. But just because he ate somebody, that doesn't mean PCP is bad. In fact, damn him for perpetuating this negative attitude towards PCP. I love PCP, and have never even harmed anyone while under the influence of it.


:hatsoff:

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Re: How to hide body successfully [Re: RockyRaccoon]
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I’d chop the body up and feed it to pigs. Those fuckers will eat damn near anything.


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Re: How to hide body successfully [Re: Alexthegreat]
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:facepalm:


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Re: How to hide body successfully [Re: spirit_shadow]
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Was that not from the book hannibal lector?


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Re: How to hide body successfully [Re: Dirty Dave]
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I think the cemetery might be a good spot. Lots of decoys.

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Re: How to hide body successfully [Re: enjoi-more] * 2
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drain the blood.
embalm.
remove the teeth and make a necklace.
get a sex doll and hollow it.
encase body in hollow sex doll.
have sex with it.
name it Tiffany.
make sure you have a lot of vids of you previously and post murder having sex with the doll, to establish credibility of being a sick werido.
previously have a publicly known commitment and relationship with the doll.
purchase a new doll and stage your self walking in on them having sex.
got cheated on by the doll.
publicly break up with it.
publicly find doll has committed suicide, walk in on it hanging it self.
give doll Viking funeral.

body is gone.


use the necklace to frame someone who is more of a sick werido than you.


problem?
:Trollface:


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Re: How to hide body successfully [Re: Salomon]
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you guys have clearly never been successful serial killers, gawl.


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Re: How to hide body successfully [Re: Salomon]
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how NOT to get rid of a dead body :nonono:



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