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How easy or difficult is it for you to get laid?
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Given that we're a forum full of druggies, I suppose the results are different for us compared to the general population, but I figured we should find a way to get a good idea since its a subject that comes up a lot. Here's what the options mean...

Extremely difficult: You are currently a virgin and not really by choice.

Very difficult: Not a virgin, but you have a largely inactive sex life or feel very lucky whenever you do have sex. You've had sex before, but you really have no idea when you will get laid next. It could be months, it could be years.

Moderately difficult: Its not easy for you to get laid, you can't just walk into a bar and expect it to happen. But you've had girlfriends before, maybe a few one night stands. You figure that if you go out every weekend and put yourself out there a fair bit, you should be able to find somebody within a two month time period of actively putting yourself out there. You probably occasionally have dry spells but they don't last super long.

Relatively easy: You probably consider yourself to be a bit of a player, you don't get laid every time you go into a nightclub or bar but you are pretty confident and figure it'll happen pretty soon even if you do strike out a few nights. Its easy enough for you though that you actually enjoy the chase rather than finding it frustrating.

Very easy: You can pretty much hookup without making any effort. Sex just seems to be something that happens to you. You can actually go into a bar or nightclub and just expect that by showing up you will get laid.

Ridiculously easy (what I imagine every hot girl's life is like): Its actually so easy for you that it annoys you how easy it is and you're having to beat people off with a stick because it feels like everywhere you go somebody is trying to fuck you and you can't have a moment's rest. You just assume everyone you meet is trying to fuck you and nobody cares to know you. You actually wish you were less attractive so you wouldn't have so many people trying to fuck you all the time.
I am female and it is...
Users may choose only one (33 total votes)
extremely difficult
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1 3%
very difficult
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1 3%
moderately difficult
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1 3%
relatively easy
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1 3%
very easy
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1 3%
ridiculously easy
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4 12%
I am not female
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24 73%
I am male and it is...
Users may choose only one (68 total votes)
extremely difficult
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6 9%
very difficult
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10 15%
moderately difficult
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22 32%
relatively easy
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14 21%
very easy
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8 12%
ridiculously easy
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6 9%
I am not male
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2 3%
Votes accepted from 01/04/19 03:00 AM until the end of time
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Re: How easy or difficult is it for you to get laid? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I'm male and I voted very difficult but that's assuming we're talking about attractive girls. It would most likely be a lot easier if I went after overweight women.

I also have an illness now which has caused me to lose nearly all of my sex drive. This lack of motivation, combined with the fear that I wouldn't even be able to get an erection, is a major obstacle to me getting laid.


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Re: How easy or difficult is it for you to get laid? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I voted Relatively Easy but only after a few beers to build up the confidence to talk to a good looking women, but I usually end up going home with them. I was overweight growing up so I didn't really get the chance to hone in on my woman talking skills until I was older and that fat kid shyness kinda stuck to me a little but beers or a hit of molly even a coffee usually kills that right away and I know what to say. xD
:redstripe:

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Re: How easy or difficult is it for you to get laid? [Re: Peyote Road]
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yeah fat girls :/

Once I had this cute latina ask me to be fuckbuddies but she lived in TJ and I had no passport so all I ever did was see her boobs on msn messenger

very difficult here


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Re: How easy or difficult is it for you to get laid? [Re: yeah] * 1
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I’m happily married so I voted “ridiculously easy.”
For women that aren’t my wife I’d still it’s “relatively easy,” because my wife and I have a pretty good sales pitch. :rofl:

Easier in Denver than up here in Fort Collins, more lesbians down there.
The gay bar up here is mostly older gay dudes and t-girls.
Still always a good vibe though!


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Re: How easy or difficult is it for you to get laid? [Re: SARAtonin] * 2
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I'm married and there was no option for "near impossible"

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Re: How easy or difficult is it for you to get laid? [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Mojo seems to be a thing. I'm on a hot streak lately and it feels great. Once people see that you're fuckable and someone else is attracted to you, magically you're more attractive to them.

Had a dry spell for a couple months before a friend's sister stayed with me for a week and left me with a huge hickey on my neck. That week a coworker that had a crush on me saw it and could not resist anymore. After getting with her she started acting really silly around me at work, making others jealous. The girl next door notices all the women coming by and starts asking to hang out more so we hit it off. Then her sister wanted some. It's been a fun season and I haven't even been going out.

Looking to get more into the kink scene. A few of my recent lays are total sluts or poly. Been getting a lot more attention lately as my name spreads through that circle.

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Re: How easy or difficult is it for you to get laid? [Re: Icon]
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that's cool...

I totally saw a really cute girl at the gym today and I think she checked me out but it's such a bad environment to even try to get to know someone and in this instance she was on the treadmill so there was no smooth way for me to approach ;_;


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Re: How easy or difficult is it for you to get laid? [Re: yeah] * 1
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Right between moderately difficult and relatively easy for me. Currently it's a moot point since I'm in a relationship but we broke up for a 6 month period in 2017. In that period I had a few flings and one nighters, but not all that many. I guess 5 or so. But...that period was hell. I didn't like it one bit. I'm very happy we got together again.

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Re: How easy or difficult is it for you to get laid? [Re: koraks]
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I am single and how often I get laid is limited by my free time. Often have to say no. I am very satisfied.  Well wish i had more time.

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Re: How easy or difficult is it for you to get laid? [Re: ohcrapitsnico]
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For those of you who are married or in relationships.

Think back to when you were single.

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Re: How easy or difficult is it for you to get laid? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I'm married and for me, I don't get laid as much as I used to, but that's due to me and my wife having a kid, working, then coming home and just wanting to relax.  That being said when one of us feels froggy we hop on or simply say "lets fuck" and 9/10 times it's a go.  So I voted ridiculously easy.

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Re: How easy or difficult is it for you to get laid? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
For those of you who are married or in relationships.

Think back to when you were single.


Well, back in the day before internet dating was popular, it was all about meeting someone at a party or the bar or whatnot.  I'd say that out of all the nights trying to meet someone and hookup, I'd be successful 5 out of 10 nights, give or take.

Once I started using the online dating world like pof, it was much easier

And the brief experience I had with tinder...it was like fishing with dynamite.

That being said...I was always looking for the "one" and my more brief encounters were on the womans accord, so if I was more open to just banging it may have happened more.


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Re: How easy or difficult is it for you to get laid? [Re: Masked]
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I find it difficult, mostly cause I feel like I either come off to strong or not strong enough some times. When I don't try to get laid, I normally can, but if I am trying to get laid, it probably won't happen.

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Re: How easy or difficult is it for you to get laid? [Re: Masked]
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Were you on Tinder when it first launched? For awhile now it's been anything but easy for the average guy.


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Re: How easy or difficult is it for you to get laid? [Re: yeah]
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My tinder experience would have been 4 years ago I guess.

I'm not a very attractive guy, but I'm fit and can make them laugh.  Seemed to be enough :smile:


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Re: How easy or difficult is it for you to get laid? [Re: Masked]
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Did you have shirtless pics or do you look like you lift with a shirt on?


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Re: How easy or difficult is it for you to get laid? [Re: yeah]
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i only get to go out 2-3 times a month to see my social circle and get to meet new people so its hard for me to get enough time to build rapport with people.
im not really worried about looks cuz i get complements from attractive women and i have a body builder physique. Just not out in the fields nearly enough which kind of sucks so ive just been laser focused on personal/career development. Competition for females seems way harder now though i must admit, subconsciously i think its making me aggressively competitive with other men.

also i often enjoy pretending that im playing life on an extreme difficulty setting and the requirements in order to earn a trophy (women you find attractive) are insane and borderline unrealistic.
Its a fun narative to play with as long as it does stress you out too much. Makes for some crazy intense productivity lol.

I think i see it this way because too often i see people getting rewarded trophies without really doing much in terms of productivity or advancement, they could be a lot better than they are.

So i think people should only get trophies if they are absolute perfection.

so to answer the question probably easier but i intentionally make it much harder


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Re: How easy or difficult is it for you to get laid? [Re: yeah]
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yeah said:
Did you have shirtless pics or do you look like you lift with a shirt on?



Lol no shirtless pics in the tinder days. Had some "active" pictures tho I guess. 

I look a little stocky I suppose.

I think humour is the way to a woman's heart (and even the lust corner of her heart :wink:)

But I think the combo of me being articulate, active/fit and humorous made me decently successful online.

I'm engaged and building a life with someone so that's all in the past tho


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Re: How easy or difficult is it for you to get laid? [Re: Masked]
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you probably just had good pictures

everyone on tinder swipes within a fraction of a second and then reads profiles after they match

so getting the matches had to be just because of looks/appeal and then humor or whatever sealed the deal


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