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What are the best pretzels?
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Pick a pretzel. Tell me the best brands also
Best Pretzel
You may choose only one


Votes accepted from 10/15/18 10:22 AM until the end of time
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Re: What are the best pretzels? [Re: Near Dylan]
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I'm from the two one fifth.  Sawf pretzels seasoned with insults and exhaust fumes ov course.


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Re: What are the best pretzels? [Re: Near Dylan] * 1
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I voted soft pretzels.  Started making them at home last year, from scratch.  Takes like 45 minutes to whip up a batch, but they’re so good.  I’ve experimented with adding various cheeses and herbs to the pretzels.

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Re: What are the best pretzels? [Re: Burke Dennings]
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Burke Dennings said:Takes like 45 minutes to whip up a batch, but they’re so good.  I’ve experimented with adding various cheeses and herbs to the pretzels.


Evaluate on this soft pretzel cooking technique. How does one make a good soft pretzel.


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Re: What are the best pretzels? [Re: Burke Dennings]
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dont you need lye for that?

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Re: What are the best pretzels? [Re: Near Dylan]
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Pretzel dogs.


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Re: What are the best pretzels? [Re: Mr Piggy]
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I was gonna add pretzel buns to the poll but it seemed too out of place. That's more of an option for a "best type of buns" poll


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Re: What are the best pretzels? [Re: Mr Piggy]
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Rods are good. Soft are better as long as I don't have to prepare them.

Sourdough is nasty

Preztel hybrids are pretty good too. Like pretzel/goldfish or pretzel/air crisps

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Re: What are the best pretzels? [Re: Near Dylan] * 1
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I’m not gonna transcribe my whole recipe, but it’s like making basic bread.  Yeast + sugar into water, let it proof.  Add to flour & salt.  While i let that sit and rise for ten minutes, add 1/2 cup baking soda to boiling water.  Cut the dough into 8 equal pieces, twist them into pretzels, dip in boiling baking soda water for 20 seconds.  Coat pretzels in coarse salt.  Bake for like 13 minutes.  Smear them with melted butter when they come out of the oven.

If I’m adding cheese, I sprinkle the shredded cheese onto the pretzels before baking.  Herbs go into the dough.  Dill and basil are good, but you can use whatever.

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Re: What are the best pretzels? [Re: Burke Dennings]
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Edited by Mandarinfish (07/19/20 04:42 AM)

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Re: What are the best pretzels? [Re: Near Dylan]
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Near Dylan said:
I was gonna add pretzel buns to the poll but it seemed too out of place. That's more of an option for a "best type of buns" poll



Not pretzel buns!  The beast becomes one with the bread, making it a hot tube of glory and lip burns.


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Re: What are the best pretzels? [Re: Mandarinfish] * 1
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While nobody knows for sure, the pretzel's most common origin story says that it was created by an Italian monk around 610 A.D. Legend has it that the monk was baking bread for Lent when he thought of a way to reward children who had learned their prayers. He twisted strips of dough to resemble a child crossing their arms in prayer and baked them into a soft, squishy treat. Whether the treat was named for its shape or its purpose is less clear: According to History, their original name was "bracellae," which is Latin for "little arms" (and the origin of the German word "bretzel"); or "pretiolas," meaning "little rewards." You may have thought the pretzel twist was just for decoration, but plot twist! The pretzels you eat today are supposed to resemble a child praying.

That one monk set a trend among other Italian monks, who began presenting their students with baked dough twisted into the shape of crossed arms as a reminder to pray. As the popularity of pretzels spread across Europe, the shape took on even more meaning: The three holes were said to represent the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit.

In fact, pretzels played a large role in the early Catholic church. In the seventh century, food restrictions during Lent were much more severe than they are today. All types of meat, dairy, and eggs were forbidden, and since pretzels are made out of a simple mixture of water, flour, and salt, they were an ideal food to consume during this holy period.

Did you know pretzels also played a part in saving Vienna from Turkish invaders? In the 16th century, the Turkish army plotted a surprise attack on Vienna. They had begun digging tunnels under Vienna's city walls with plans to invade late at night. Little did they know, the city's monks were up late making pretzels so they'd be fresh for the morning. Because the kitchens were in the basement of the monastery, the monks were able to hear the digging and alert the rest of the city. For their heroism, the Austrian emperor awarded the monks with their own coat of arms, which Viennese bakers still use to this day.

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Re: What are the best pretzels? [Re: twighead]
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Soft pretzels and mustard. :splooge:


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Re: What are the best pretzels? [Re: Burke Dennings] * 2
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Here's my recipe.

and a toaster oven. :smirk:

I've been keeping soft pretzels in the freezer for decades.
Ready in 3 minutes, day or night. I put this on them sometimes.


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Re: What are the best pretzels? [Re: Near Dylan]
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Soft pretzels for sure.

Near Dylan, do u love pretzels?

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Re: What are the best pretzels? [Re: Near Dylan] * 1
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The great pretzel debate 


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Re: What are the best pretzels? [Re: Zaid]
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Zaid said:
Soft pretzels and mustard. :splooge:


:yesnod:

I like them with mustard too, they're amazing


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Re: What are the best pretzels? [Re: Cannabischarlie]
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STAL.

Human pretzel, anyone?


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Re: What are the best pretzels? [Re: HamHead]
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Antie Anne's,  Wetzel Pretzel

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