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daba
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A theory behind "all-you-can-eat" shrimp
#2452065 - 03/19/04 03:49 PM (20 years, 4 days ago) |
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Next time you go out to eat all-you-can-eat shrimp at a Red Lobster or a Buffet, keep in mind this is how they do it:
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I have to presume that all these shrimp are "tiger shrimp." Tigers are imported from Asia where they are farm raised. They are much cheaper than good ol' gulf shrimp and so the restaurants can be generous with them. There is a reason why they are so cheap. The Asian shrimp farmers also raise chickens on the same farms. The chicken coops are built above the shrimp ponds. They only feed the chickens, folks, and shrimp don't eat eggs. Think about that next time you pig out on "chicken-sh*t" shrimp.
So yes, essentially, the shrimp grow and feed on the liquified chicken droppings. But I'm a big shrimp fan, so I guess I'll keep on eatin' em.
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Llamanose
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Re: A theory behind "all-you-can-eat" shrimp [Re: daba]
#2452071 - 03/19/04 03:53 PM (20 years, 4 days ago) |
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SIzzler sux for all you can eat shrimp....
They're tiny as fuck and they only put like 5 of em on yer plate, and the bitch waitress never comes by so you can ask for more... after awhile I get tired of just witting there waiting for shrimp to come...
Shrimp are yummy tho!
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Re: A theory behind "all-you-can-eat" shrimp [Re: daba]
#2452245 - 03/19/04 04:46 PM (20 years, 4 days ago) |
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I don't even care. Shrimp are still good, no matter what they eat!
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Re: A theory behind "all-you-can-eat" shrimp [Re: daba]
#2452888 - 03/19/04 08:45 PM (20 years, 4 days ago) |
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Now thats clever. Its a perfect system.
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Re: A theory behind "all-you-can-eat" shrimp [Re: daba]
#2462846 - 03/23/04 02:45 AM (20 years, 1 day ago) |
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I should stop eating them. Wasn't it some kind of shit that they remixed into cow feed that causes mad cow disease?
You could get mad shrimp disease.
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Re: A theory behind "all-you-can-eat" shrimp [Re: daba]
#2462897 - 03/23/04 03:22 AM (20 years, 1 day ago) |
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reminds me why im kosher
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Re: A theory behind "all-you-can-eat" shrimp [Re: shaggy101]
#2463063 - 03/23/04 06:18 AM (20 years, 22 hours ago) |
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Re: A theory behind "all-you-can-eat" shrimp [Re: zeta]
#2463078 - 03/23/04 06:26 AM (20 years, 22 hours ago) |
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its kinda wierd the only thing about my religion that has stuck with me is the diet
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Re: A theory behind "all-you-can-eat" shrimp [Re: shaggy101]
#2463323 - 03/23/04 09:44 AM (20 years, 19 hours ago) |
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I used to work in a Kisher Meat Market and damn if its not expensive to keep Kosher.
GREAT meats though and Kosher Deli meats kick ass.
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Re: A theory behind "all-you-can-eat" shrimp [Re: Fungushead]
#2463482 - 03/23/04 10:53 AM (20 years, 17 hours ago) |
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Fungushead said: I should stop eating them. Wasn't it some kind of shit that they remixed into cow feed that causes mad cow disease?
You could get mad shrimp disease.
Yes it was cow that was put in the feed that caused the problem. Bovine spongiform encephalopathy is a neurological disorder caused by eating what is known as a prion which is found in the spinal cord and brain of infected animals.
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Re: A theory behind "all-you-can-eat" shrimp [Re: blacksabbathrulz]
#2465603 - 03/23/04 09:58 PM (20 years, 6 hours ago) |
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Here is something I thought real funny once mad cow came to America..
They said that no comercial cuts could be effected because its in the nervious system and spinal cord and those parts dont get used..
Well T-Bone steaks have a little notch in them. This is where the spinal cord goes and these are cuts that have the most amount of nervious system tissue of any.
Yah... They lied.
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Re: A theory behind "all-you-can-eat" shrimp [Re: daba]
#2486805 - 03/31/04 10:56 AM (19 years, 11 months ago) |
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Lots of animals and plants live off the waste of other animals.
Catfish are a good example.
So are Ps. Cubensis.
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Re: A theory behind "all-you-can-eat" shrimp [Re: niteowl]
#2527878 - 04/05/04 01:59 PM (19 years, 11 months ago) |
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Umm. T-bones come off the vertebrae? I seriously doubt that. Vertebrae aren?t perfectly round like the "notches" you see in T-bone steaks.
What you see when you look at a t-bone is good ole bone marrow, not spinal cord.
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Re: A theory behind "all-you-can-eat" shrimp [Re: Derek]
#2530198 - 04/06/04 12:46 AM (19 years, 11 months ago) |
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Re: A theory behind "all-you-can-eat" shrimp [Re: Anno]
#2533809 - 04/07/04 01:47 AM (19 years, 11 months ago) |
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It's all about the beef chuck.
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Re: A theory behind "all-you-can-eat" shrimp [Re: Derek]
#2533828 - 04/07/04 02:00 AM (19 years, 11 months ago) |
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T-bone is the vertabrae. The notch in the bone isn't the spinal column, it's the spinal CORD. http://www.findarticles.com/cf_dls/m3190/7_38/113682668/p1/article.jhtml
Of course, anyone who finds it "funny" should be drawn and quartered in butter.
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Re: A theory behind "all-you-can-eat" shrimp [Re: daba]
#2548911 - 04/11/04 04:35 PM (19 years, 11 months ago) |
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alot of fishes bathe in the sperm of giant sponges too,the ocean is one giant orgy of sex and cum
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Re: A theory behind "all-you-can-eat" shrimp [Re: ]
#2553785 - 04/13/04 09:01 AM (19 years, 11 months ago) |
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you guys suck now i am hungary.......I am never comming to this forum again.
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