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Is God the Greatest Businessman Ever? * 1
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Hey ya'll, I made a video asking this question. This is the first of a couple videos I made to jumpstart some interesting discourse.


Edited by cinderblock (10/05/18 11:18 PM)

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Re: Is God the Greatest Businessman Ever? [Re: cinderblock]
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Not everyone wants eternal life, re your assertion. But this is interesting


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Re: Is God the Greatest Businessman Ever? [Re: st1llnox]
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st1llnox said:
Not everyone wants eternal life, re your assertion. But this is interesting


Thank you! And yes, I'm sure the case can be made some people want their lives to be over, not necessarily for lack of wanting "eternal life" in and of itself, but to escape their present hell. But I tend to think everyone wants to "continue" in one way or another, including those who commit suicide.

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Re: Is God the Greatest Businessman Ever? [Re: cinderblock] * 2
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No. Whoever created God is/ was the greatest businessman ever.


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Dear Kratom,

I've been numb for so long that I forgot how to feel
So I don't care if it will break my heart,
Just fuck me till I disappear




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Re: Is God the Greatest Businessman Ever? [Re: cinderblock]
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cinderblock said:
st1llnox said:
Not everyone wants eternal life, re your assertion. But this is interesting


Thank you! And yes, I'm sure the case can be made some people want their lives to be over, not necessarily for lack of wanting "eternal life" in and of itself, but to escape their present hell. But I tend to think everyone wants to "continue" in one way or another, including those who commit suicide.


Lol you've never spent much time talking with suicidal people have you?

I'm not trying to be a dick: I'm just pointing out that there are a lot of edge cases so if you tighten up your premises you'd be on much stronger ground. /r/timetogo is the legacy of the now-banned subreddit Sanctioned Suicide. People were being more moderate there but you can still tell peeps are trying to GTFO.


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Back, bitches.
st1lln0x: so i'm on weed, temazepam, adderall, dexedrine, dxm, dph, alcohol, nicotine, caffeine, tryptophan, GABA, and kratom
Cavemen_savemen: st1lln0x, do you feel like a robot yet?
st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam
Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
:crankey: IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! :awesomenod:
Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here :hug: :sun:

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Re: Is God the Greatest Businessman Ever? [Re: cinderblock]
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My God is GREAT able to sell it here in the 3rd world At the cheapest price (a single cup of water).

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Re: Is God the Greatest Businessman Ever? [Re: cinderblock] * 2
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Try to picture the following;

You get a knock on your door, and it's God!

But he looks like a gangster, and he's got a pair of guidos behind him in fancy track suits.

He pulls out a contract and says:

"I'm here to offer you protection!"

"Protection from death."

"It would be a shame if something happened to you and you weren't protected... "

"Come to think of it, based on the rules I created, if you refuse my protection, then I would be forced to send you to Hell."

"Where you would be tortured, and burned, and misreble for the rest of eternity."

"Sign here please, it only costs the rest of your life."

"But don't worry, once that dreadful affair is done with, you'll be happy you made the right choice."

God: The Greatest Mob Boss Ever.


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LAGM2020
LAGM2021

Edited by Svetaketu (10/07/18 12:50 PM)

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Re: Is God the Greatest Businessman Ever? [Re: cinderblock]
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The real god is a very wise and friendly old lady. Heaven is a comfy bed after a long day out and milk and cookies!

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Re: Is God the Greatest Businessman Ever? [Re: remake]
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We all saw what happened to that gnome in your sig. Your heaven doesn't seem all that great.


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Dear Kratom,

I've been numb for so long that I forgot how to feel
So I don't care if it will break my heart,
Just fuck me till I disappear




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Re: Is God the Greatest Businessman Ever? [Re: Not Responding]
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The real heaven as experienced on acid is realizing - you - were god all this time!

And you created this place just for fun. :yesnod:

But it’s also f-ing scary too...

Don’t mess with the gnome, bro!

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Re: Is God the Greatest Businessman Ever? [Re: remake]
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What if I was God but erased my godly memory till death?

:mindblown:


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Dear Kratom,

I've been numb for so long that I forgot how to feel
So I don't care if it will break my heart,
Just fuck me till I disappear




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Re: Is God the Greatest Businessman Ever? [Re: Not Responding]
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Just to surprise yourself?

It’s possible...:yesnod:

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Re: Is God the Greatest Businessman Ever? [Re: remake]
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I am god!

:rocketcrotch:


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Dear Kratom,

I've been numb for so long that I forgot how to feel
So I don't care if it will break my heart,
Just fuck me till I disappear




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Re: Is God the Greatest Businessman Ever? [Re: Not Responding]
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:jesusmagic:

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