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SneezingPenis
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Caligula: the worlds greatest hedonist
#4070190 - 04/18/05 08:02 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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So, right now I am reading the biography of Caligula, and I thought I would share a really funny (IMO) story i read about him.
Caligula would have these lavish parties where he invited praetorian prefects and such, and dined and drank endlessly. Then Caligula would take some of their wives and go have orgies with them while their husbands were still eating. THEN! they would all come back to the table and Caligula would regale the table with detailed explanations of how he just banged all their wives like a screen door.
It is one thing to bang someones wife, but it is another thing to be completely unabashed while telling him how sweet the tang was.
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Burke Dennings
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Re: Caligula: the worlds greatest hedonist [Re: SneezingPenis]
#4070194 - 04/18/05 08:03 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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Romans probably beat their slutty wives senseless.
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SneezingPenis
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Re: Caligula: the worlds greatest hedonist [Re: Burke Dennings]
#4070363 - 04/18/05 08:57 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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Im not sure it was completely wrong back then, since the emporer/precept was granted God status and was above any and all laws. I guess its like if jesus banged your wife, you would kind of be pissed, but still happy that the only person that could beat you was the son of God (supposedly).
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Burke Dennings
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Re: Caligula: the worlds greatest hedonist [Re: SneezingPenis]
#4070379 - 04/18/05 09:01 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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I would beat Jesus' slutty ass senseless.
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phalloidin

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Re: Caligula: the worlds greatest hedonist [Re: SneezingPenis]
#4070467 - 04/18/05 09:25 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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I'm pretty sure his behaviour was frowned upon. His own guards killed him, his wife, and their baby. I use to have the movie Caligula which, if nothing else, is good for a laugh. It goes from a scene where Caligula(played by Malcolm McDowell) is going mad, to a completely unrelated scene of two penthouse pets going at it hardcore. There's also a scene with Caligula in bed with his horse, whom he made a senator.
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Re: Caligula: the worlds greatest hedonist [Re: phalloidin]
#4070693 - 04/18/05 10:11 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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Bah, most of what you just said is rumour. He was joking around with the idea of making his horse a senator, it never happened, nor did he even bestow rights upon it. He was a jokester, not a madman, had a great sense of humor. Sure he fucked all his sisters, (who didnt back then though?) killed people for attacking his masculinity, had fathoms of males and females as consorts, but none of this is out of the ordinary when it comes to Roman Emporers. His true oddity was that he had no shame whatsoever, he was guilt free, and why shouldnt he be? he was given complete free reign to do whatever he pleased whenever he pleased. Im not sure anyone on this forum could show enough restraint not to abuse that power and thusly be labelled badly for all of history. Atleast the man lived his life to the fullest, and that was hard to do as a roman emporer.
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phalloidin

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Re: Caligula: the worlds greatest hedonist [Re: SneezingPenis]
#4070878 - 04/18/05 10:53 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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nonsense, it was in a movie, it must be true. If I can't trust penthouse, who can I trust.
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Re: Caligula: the worlds greatest hedonist [Re: phalloidin]
#4071425 - 04/19/05 02:15 AM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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im hoping you forgot the {sarcasm}{/sarcasm} tags....
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